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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I'm charles
« on: Sep 19, 2006, 11:10:38 PM »
I thought this was about me for a second. What with Charles being my name and all.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Sad news!
« on: Sep 19, 2006, 11:09:04 PM »
Damn, that means it's back to being sad and not funny? 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Optimus Prime
« on: Sep 18, 2006, 10:54:20 PM »Quote
I'd like to see a clip of that fight....YouTube - Godzilla vs Zilla
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The wiki article for Godzilla: Final Wars really blows the proverbial cock of Japanese Godzilla films and the Final Wars film... but I saw a screenshot of "Zilla" (on wiki, I think) and it looks like typical shitty Japanese CGI.I think that was on purpose. They wanted to show that rubber suits were better than CGI but they cheated by making the CGI as lame as possible.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Xbox Live owners Unite!
« on: Sep 18, 2006, 10:01:02 PM »
Are they still making that Dark Crystal sequel?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Sad news!
« on: Sep 18, 2006, 09:39:35 PM »
Yeah, I don't think there are a lot of 20 year olds who have fatal heart attacks without drugs involved.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Wii - December 2nd, approx. $212 US
« on: Sep 18, 2006, 09:25:58 PM »
100 Wii Points = 100 Yen, 1 US Dollar, or 1 Euro. Even though the actual values are all different. Nintendo is weird.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Who has orange nipples?
« on: Jul 23, 2006, 07:00:30 PM »
No, it was just a nipple with an orange slice around it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
« on: Jul 23, 2006, 01:22:36 PM »
Yep. I think the character's name was Rain. The one that got bitten but they kept her around anyway.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / For all you people who love Transformers
« on: Jul 23, 2006, 12:03:22 PM »Quote
No, but we are rumored to get an iPod and Xbox360 that sprout legs and run off at the end... *sigh*I still think it should've been an original Xbox. That thing would turn into a robot big enough to kick Unicron's ass.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Who has orange nipples?
« on: Jul 23, 2006, 11:54:53 AM »11
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Dark Crystal 2!
« on: Feb 08, 2006, 03:02:15 PM »
I've loved Dark Crystal for years so hopefully this will be good. If it's not I'll just pretend it doesn't exist and just keep watching the first one.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Well.Here I am.
« on: Feb 08, 2006, 02:44:42 PM »
So you're not dead? That's good. I guess. I forget whether I care or not.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT!
« on: Jul 24, 2005, 04:57:23 PM »
And you would know. ONLY you. It's sad really.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Something I wrote...
« on: Jul 24, 2005, 04:55:32 PM »
First the presidents needs to be able to use words. LOL
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT!
« on: Jul 23, 2005, 11:16:43 PM »Quote
I think hippogriff meat tastes like chicken.Depends what part you get it from. The whole ass section should taste like horse.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The ESRB is stupid
« on: Jul 23, 2005, 11:09:30 PM »
It's not the Hot Coffee mod for the PC version that's the problem. It's the console version. The sex minigame can be unlocked with any of the cheat code devices which so many gamers already have.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Something I wrote...
« on: Jul 19, 2005, 10:04:46 PM »Quote
I also plan to try to get a short story published in a magazine using the some of the same characters that are in my book.You could also try entering writing contests. If you place in one it'll be a definite sign of quality writing to publishers and in most contests you still own all the rights to the work. There are even some contests that can lead to getting an agent or at least connections to getting one.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I CAN'T STAND THE HEAT!
« on: Jul 19, 2005, 08:52:40 PM »
There's those pillows filled with i think buckwheat or something that supposedly absorb the heat from your head. Or one of those eye masks that you freeze then wear overnight. I'm sure that'd keep you cool. If you're already barely clothed (if that) then your head and feet are all you have to worry about.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Now they turn on the Catholics...
« on: Jul 17, 2005, 12:17:20 PM »
I still can't find the scripture where God says you have to hate and discriminate against everybody that doesn't believe exactly as you do. Am I just not looking hard enough? Or maybe I'm looking to hard what with the actually reading what's there and all.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / MegaDantNO, Guess what I just remembered
« on: Jul 17, 2005, 12:05:35 PM »
Oh and I've been meaning to talk to you about Second Coming. Why are you never on Yahoo messenger anymore?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I'd go to this Potter party!
« on: Jul 10, 2005, 01:53:15 AM »Quote
Yeah, sure, whatever gets the kids off.Ok, it's official. This board is completely infected with pedophilia.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
« on: Jul 05, 2005, 08:00:30 PM »
I don't get it.
Oh, it's a joke. Ha ha ha. I get jokes.
Oh, it's a joke. Ha ha ha. I get jokes.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / New Cell Phone!
« on: Jul 05, 2005, 11:36:54 AM »Quote
I limp when I have a raging hard on because it feels like having a splinter in my thigh.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / If it wasn't for the death thing...
« on: Jul 05, 2005, 11:33:45 AM »Quote
If it wasn't for the death thing..., I'd be a lil turned on.
So the whole viloent rape, torture, and incest thing you're okay with?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
« on: Jul 05, 2005, 11:30:54 AM »
Imply Lisa or implode?
No dumbass, I was giving you some snappy comeback but like you said it was all under my breath cause I'm a low talker. Nobody would ever think you were quiet.
No dumbass, I was giving you some snappy comeback but like you said it was all under my breath cause I'm a low talker. Nobody would ever think you were quiet.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / In less than an hour...
« on: Jul 04, 2005, 08:12:31 PM »
I liked ID4 up until the humans started winning. Same reason I don't wanna see War of the Worlds. Stupid human movies. Aliens would kick our bootays hardcore.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Stupid question of the day
« on: Jul 04, 2005, 03:33:03 PM »Quote
And how would you get said quart of semen?He just gets his stomach pumped. And he can keep the other three quarts in his freezer for the next time.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
« on: Jul 04, 2005, 03:29:05 PM »
Well you're an uber-whispermumblewhisper. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Wife sells lotus for 5 pence
« on: Jul 03, 2005, 11:56:52 PM »
Did you just call me a c*nt? Oh, I guess not. Well good, keep it that way.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Saw a Sneak Preview of Batman Begins...
« on: Jul 03, 2005, 09:07:30 PM »
Yeah, you need a new hobby and/or stronger meds.