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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Octo-Mom
« on: Apr 06, 2009, 01:58:07 PM »Can't tell if that' sarcasm or honesty.
It's honesty. They all look alike to me.
What? They do! They all look alike.
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It's honesty. They all look alike to me.
What? They do! They all look alike.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Christian Bale freak-out
« on: Feb 08, 2009, 06:49:40 PM »
Bale takes David to the Dentist:
Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly
Bale vs. the Joker (Rant spliced with "Dark Knight" footage)
Bale vs. Bill O'Reilly
Bale vs. the Joker (Rant spliced with "Dark Knight" footage)
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN...
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:23:08 PM »
I wanted to post a reply to this thread for the longest time, but he was old and I didn't care. 88, what a lucky number to die at! Here's hopin'!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: One place you've always wanted to vist, and One Place you'd like to Live.
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:22:03 PM »And yes this place is dead. See what happens when you take away my thread creating abilities?
Meh, I'll take it.
Visit: Europe! (It's a place. I'd like to see most of it.)
Live: Portland, Oregon. But I like it here in South Texas. Winter is around 30 degrees. Hawaii sounds good, too. I'll hitch a ride in joe's luggage.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Christian Bale freak-out
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:11:14 PM »
And for you club-kids, the remix!
Random YouTube comment: "I like his new single. Who knew that he would be a better rapper than Joaquin Phoenix?"
Random YouTube comment: "I like his new single. Who knew that he would be a better rapper than Joaquin Phoenix?"
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy birthday Ramaaaa
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:09:37 PM »
As for the killing..."I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you?"
Find a new victim?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: FUCK YEAH
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:08:51 PM »
Ted Neely should've cured you at the show. Some Jesus he is!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Obey Plagiarist Shepard Fairey
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:08:10 PM »
http://www.art-for-a-change.com/Obey/index.htm
In light of the Obama thing, I started looking this guy up. Interesting read. The Wal-Mart thing with the gestapo skulls was funny.
In light of the Obama thing, I started looking this guy up. Interesting read. The Wal-Mart thing with the gestapo skulls was funny.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Christian Bale freak-out
« on: Feb 05, 2009, 05:06:15 PM »
Yeah, old news but have you heard the chipmunk version yet? Hilarious.
NR=1
NR=1
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy birthday Ramaaaa
« on: Jan 21, 2009, 04:06:59 PM »
If you were really being fair, you'd kill me now since I remembered before the 11th but never got around to making a thread.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy birthday Ramaaaa
« on: Jan 21, 2009, 10:53:32 AM »Well to be fair...everyone wished me a belated Happy Birthday in this thread. So you all made the list!
F-fair?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I might be driving through San Antonio on my way to LA
« on: Jan 14, 2009, 05:05:57 PM »
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: FUCK YEAH
« on: Jan 14, 2009, 05:05:21 PM »
Wow, dude's 65.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy birthday Ramaaaa
« on: Jan 14, 2009, 04:08:51 PM »
Happy Belated B-Day. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Eartha Kitt Thread.
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 07:17:35 PM »
It was you in spirit.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Gimmee crackers.
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 07:08:56 PM »
Calif. family finds $10,000 in box of crackers
Turns out it was some little old lady's life savings. So they were free and clear to keep the money... but the likelihood it was drug money was too great.
"Rogoff family, you made... a bad deal."
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Turns out it was some little old lady's life savings. So they were free and clear to keep the money... but the likelihood it was drug money was too great.
"Rogoff family, you made... a bad deal."
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Eartha Kitt Thread.
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 07:01:37 PM »Oh now I'll havenightmaresdreams about Patrick Swayze in drag. Thanks.
Corrected.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 06:35:03 PM »
All I know is that it's about a couple of old people who were in love as young people in the rain and that a notebook may possibly be involved. Now imagine Super Grover's with them!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 06:31:34 PM »
Adorable!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: KEEE-RIST.
« on: Dec 28, 2008, 06:10:50 PM »
Ice Cream Island!! NooooooooOOOoooo!!!
Awesome though, fixin' up a house. Sounds fun.
Awesome though, fixin' up a house. Sounds fun.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script
« on: Dec 12, 2008, 09:40:48 AM »
You needed a picture of one of those cats wearing an aviator scarf sitting in a cardboard box with cardboard wings and text: How does I fly a plane?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Thanksgiving, meatheads!
« on: Dec 12, 2008, 09:39:16 AM »
You would!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 12, 2008, 09:38:42 AM »Can any of them making falling over an ottoman look graceful? If Matlock fell over a chair, it would just be tragic.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: IDE Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 12, 2008, 09:35:37 AM »
I never liked Matrix for any "deep philosophical" thought. It's just a fun movie to sit with popcorn and watch on a late night.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Van Dyke Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:32:46 PM »
Happy Birthday, you Dick!
Dick Van Dyke facts:
Unwitting patron saint of this board since 2000.
Birthday: Dec 13
Age: Eighty.... er, three?
Wikipedia tidbit: Van Dyke's attempt at a cockney accent was cited as one of the worst film accents in a BBC poll.
His film credits include Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and that turdling ball known as Night at the Museum.
His tv show credits include Diagnosis Murder, <a href=">The Dick Van Dyke Show[/url], and Diagnosis Murder. Also, Diagnosis Murder.
Dick Van Dyke meets Slipnot:
Lookit that little scoundrel!
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Dick Van Dyke facts:
Unwitting patron saint of this board since 2000.
Birthday: Dec 13
Age: Eighty.... er, three?
Wikipedia tidbit: Van Dyke's attempt at a cockney accent was cited as one of the worst film accents in a BBC poll.
His film credits include Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and that turdling ball known as Night at the Museum.
His tv show credits include Diagnosis Murder, <a href=">The Dick Van Dyke Show[/url], and Diagnosis Murder. Also, Diagnosis Murder.
Dick Van Dyke meets Slipnot:
Lookit that little scoundrel!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Shipley Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:14:25 PM »
To be seen by him sometime next year when he decides on a whim to come here and do a patented Shipley 13th page bump.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / IDE Birthday Thread!
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:13:07 PM »
Happy 23rd Birthday! 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:12:04 PM »
Donate them anyway. I'm sure someone needs them.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Thanksgiving, meatheads!
« on: Dec 08, 2008, 03:11:38 PM »
Ha. Probably for the best that I've never done fad diets. The closest thing I came to was the leek soup weekend but that stuff tasted like shit. I need food.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« on: Dec 05, 2008, 02:31:11 PM »
Make sure to donate your organs so more deserving people may live! 