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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 05:37:11 PM »
The only thing I can think of is they don't want the pizza sauce to clash with the marinara dipping sauce, but that would be impossible! Heaven + heaven = double heaven.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 05:35:31 PM »
Not without jewelry or fancy headgear.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Derrick on Jul 23, 2010, 07:49:27 AM
Quote from: Max Con on Jul 23, 2010, 04:49:43 AM
I had a calzone for dinner, but they didn't put pizza sauce in it. What the fuck? I've never had a calzone without pizza sauce in it.
Was it a buffalo chicken Calzone? They've been putting jizz-dressing instead of sauce for those, of which I always ask for tomato sauce.

Pepperoni, cheese. Plain and boring, just like I like'em.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:01:16 PM »
He's an astronaut with wings. Astronauts aren't super!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:49:43 AM »
I had a calzone for dinner, but they didn't put pizza sauce in it. What the fuck? I've never had a calzone without pizza sauce in it.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:48:05 AM »
It's no secret I come and go. I do my best to wait until Nuri couldn't possibly miss me anymore, and then surprise her with a visit.

<retro>I'm like herpes!</retro>

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Selena Gomez is 18!
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:46:47 AM »
I remember when the Olsen twins hit 18 and half (the male half) of the internet was in a fit of joy.

God, it's never not pathetic.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 23, 2010, 04:36:48 AM »
I'm sitting on a DVD Screener for Toy Story 3. Now, I've never seen it, but I ... I just don't think I give a fuck. I can't think of the last movie I wanted to see without a superhero in it.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« on: Jul 22, 2010, 05:39:53 PM »
I deserve more credit than that!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« on: Jul 22, 2010, 04:49:12 AM »
You, like, weren't even around for that. How could you know?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Jul 20, 2010, 01:11:51 PM »
Quote from: B E C K on Jul 20, 2010, 09:31:08 AM
Avatar?  AVATAR? :nurinono:

That's actually the space smurf version. I don't know why it's in there.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday to teh Max Con.
« on: Jul 20, 2010, 01:11:02 PM »
You are just my favorite kind of person, BECK.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Jul 20, 2010, 05:08:54 AM »
Chowder, Flapjack, and Adventure Time are the only 3 good things CN proper has spit out in years.


At any rate, I have way too much shit to watch.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: May 31, 2010, 05:22:52 AM »
I SAW LEAP YEAR TONIGHT. Ugh.


I wish my girlfriend would understand that something (or, in this case, a genre: CHICK FLICKS) I hate doesn't turn into something I enjoy just because I'm doing it with her.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Single Again...
« on: Dec 21, 2009, 04:06:19 AM »
Maybe by then you'll finally end up banned. You're like Tom before we finally got him to (partially) shut up.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Who has ever wanted to hear my voice?
« on: Dec 10, 2009, 04:29:47 AM »
You could always take out a loan for some startup money on an illegal substances business!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Who has ever wanted to hear my voice?
« on: Dec 09, 2009, 03:33:02 AM »
Quote from: B E C K on Dec 07, 2009, 02:26:53 AM
Not to take away from E's post here but it's MAX CON!  This reminds me of that Simpsons where Lisa was born and everyone slighted Bart.


Hey. How's it hangin'?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Who has ever wanted to hear my voice?
« on: Dec 05, 2009, 05:38:11 AM »
You still do this tabletop shit?

C'mon naw.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: *pities Tom*
« on: Jul 02, 2009, 07:00:40 AM »
Quote from: Sam on Jun 25, 2009, 01:18:30 PM
I can build one hell of a deck.

Šough my parents didn't put up a gutter on šat side of še house, and the roof line sends a torrent of water onto one particular board - which has caused it to warp severely and pull up še one screw šat was holding šat end down (due to an unfortunate placement of the plank relative to še joists).


Sam talks like this in real life, too. I know - I was in a room with the guy.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Looking for a movie.
« on: Jun 26, 2009, 04:58:38 AM »
After you.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Looking for a movie.
« on: Jun 23, 2009, 05:55:04 AM »
What do you do if you hate popcorn? What could possible substitute?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: There's an x-rated video of me on the internets
« on: Apr 09, 2009, 05:31:33 AM »
This topic sucks.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: fuck the student loans.
« on: Feb 17, 2009, 05:34:16 AM »
"Loan" should have been your first warning sign.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Mmmm, Pumpkin Bread
« on: Sep 24, 2008, 06:16:49 AM »


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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: sammy is coming to see me yaaaay!
« on: Sep 23, 2008, 04:39:54 AM »
Explaining completely destroys our rightfully entitled "har har, I've been here longer and know more of its history" snobbishness.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The evil of McDonalds Fries!
« on: Sep 21, 2008, 02:31:39 PM »
You "rebellion for the sake of it" internet people need to wake up and realize McDonalds has the best fries.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: ARRRR!!!!
« on: Sep 19, 2008, 03:05:54 PM »
I hate the internet on days like this.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: sammy is coming to see me yaaaay!
« on: Sep 19, 2008, 05:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 18, 2008, 08:39:52 PM
Yes: please don't pull a Shipley.


Seconded.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Concerning Texas
« on: Sep 13, 2008, 05:58:59 AM »

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: need some cheap ass file space
« on: Sep 10, 2008, 05:46:38 PM »
http://www.filesavr.com/deal.php

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