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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Why can't we modify our posts?
« on: Apr 29, 2008, 06:33:07 PM »
So much for hip being a requirement.
ohhhhhhhhh snap
ohhhhhhhhh snap
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you listening to now?
« on: Apr 29, 2008, 02:40:24 AM »
Blood Red Sandman is easily my favorite.
Which I am also listening to now.
Which I am also listening to now.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Why can't we modify our posts?
« on: Apr 29, 2008, 02:38:17 AM »
You're not hip.
I can edit my posts!
I can edit my posts!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: GTA 4
« on: Apr 29, 2008, 02:36:00 AM »
Apparently the game goes one step beyond the car bouncing when you pick up a hooker. You get an actual hand/blowjob and/or sex, with animation and sound effects for all of them.
Also, rape.
Also, rape.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: SHITTY end of the week!
« on: Apr 28, 2008, 06:12:39 AM »
I was listening to Detroit Rock City as I entered this thread. lawl.
I bet when they pulled their side-pointed guns you were more like:
I bet when they pulled their side-pointed guns you were more like:
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you listening to now?
« on: Apr 28, 2008, 05:53:52 AM »
Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Legend
« on: Apr 18, 2008, 03:10:20 PM »
I'd like to join this omniversal war and say I won't see I Am Legend for the same reason as Bernie.
Now, if it was a baby/child or another person it wouldn't bother me, but something about household pet death really rubs the wrong nerve.
Now, if it was a baby/child or another person it wouldn't bother me, but something about household pet death really rubs the wrong nerve.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you listening to now?
« on: Apr 09, 2008, 06:11:42 AM »
Nightwish - Ghost Love Score
ohhhhhh now
it's Sonata Arctica - Ruins of my Life
ohhhhhh now
it's Sonata Arctica - Ruins of my Life
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: With nothing better to post after all this time...
« on: Apr 08, 2008, 03:20:39 AM »But then if women were meant to look like 12 year old boys... we'd be in... Asia.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I jinxed it
« on: Apr 08, 2008, 03:17:50 AM »
Everybody is forgetting about Alone in the Dark. Tara Reid? A doctor? Pffft!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What a great post-holiday diet!
« on: Jan 04, 2008, 10:40:37 PM »If I go on the Bernie diet, will I be as little and cute as you?
Awwww!!
I've never had the flu before, and hopefully I never will!
I don't think that's possible.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The Writers' Strike thread.
« on: Jan 04, 2008, 04:54:58 AM »
Of all things that could have possibly returned, why does it have to be late night?
I couldn't laugh at Conan/Letterman/etc. if they were killed on stage and their remains set ablaze.
I couldn't laugh at Conan/Letterman/etc. if they were killed on stage and their remains set ablaze.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Movies I've seen.
« on: Dec 24, 2007, 05:10:53 AM »
I just pictured Sean Connery telling Shia to stop being a faggot in that thick Scottsman accent of his, and then I roffled.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Girl Meets Bottle
« on: Dec 24, 2007, 05:07:22 AM »
It's still a step up from National Lampoon!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Smallville Chun-Li?
« on: Dec 24, 2007, 05:05:06 AM »
Kreuk doesn't have the ebony horse thighs, though. They might as well cast Bernie Mac as Ryu!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: X-mas shopping
« on: Dec 23, 2007, 02:44:24 AM »I'm not buying anything for anyone.
Hahaha. You're a bitch.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: It's time for vengeance
« on: Dec 21, 2007, 05:38:51 AM »
Maybe a would-be daredevil needing that one little push towards a lifetime of excitement?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: So... this girl I know died
« on: Dec 18, 2007, 02:25:49 PM »
Appropriate or not, it really was their own fault.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Thanksgiving!!
« on: Nov 22, 2007, 01:14:24 PM »
I hate turkey so very, very much.
Now, Ham?
That's a real fucking piece of meat.
Now, Ham?
That's a real fucking piece of meat.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The Writers' Strike thread.
« on: Nov 16, 2007, 12:49:11 PM »
What are they striking about again? They took away the funyuns in the lounge?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« on: Nov 12, 2007, 03:30:43 PM »
I was hoping this topic was about anal prolapse.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I hate this getting darker earlier shit.
« on: Nov 06, 2007, 01:03:43 PM »
Thanksgiving has always been a pretty measely holiday. I don't even really LIKE turkey.
Add to the fact that dinner time on Thanksgiving in my dwelling is always something fucking stupid like 1 or 2 PM, so when REAL dinner time rolls around I'm starving.
Add to the fact that dinner time on Thanksgiving in my dwelling is always something fucking stupid like 1 or 2 PM, so when REAL dinner time rolls around I'm starving.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
« on: Oct 30, 2007, 06:47:57 PM »
My birthday feels like Chinese New Year.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Max Con's Worsest Yet Belated Birthday Thread
« on: Oct 30, 2007, 03:43:30 AM »
I feel so honored.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Squirrly Merly's Very Late Birthday Thread
« on: Oct 26, 2007, 04:49:59 AM »
My birthday was in July. I got no thread.
Get to it.
Get to it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I am Ironman.... *cue Black Sabbath music*
« on: Oct 18, 2007, 12:34:05 PM »
You're not missing anything.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I am Ironman.... *cue Black Sabbath music*
« on: Oct 18, 2007, 02:44:57 AM »
I think I heard it was the Mandarin.
God, Iron Man's villains suck.
God, Iron Man's villains suck.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I am Ironman.... *cue Black Sabbath music*
« on: Oct 12, 2007, 03:01:46 AM »
Tony Stark's POW origin is set in the Middle East now, circa the new Iron Man series.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I hate bees
« on: Sep 24, 2007, 05:40:15 AM »
I've taken the liberty of just skipping the tissue all together and punching any insect/bug/spider I choose to kill.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: May not have a job anymore thanks to IMMATURE FUCKER.
« on: Sep 21, 2007, 06:30:44 AM »
Heh. Anybody remember Freddy Krueger's coonskin cap?