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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / PS2 going to hell
« on: Dec 23, 2004, 09:02:01 AM »
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You blew on them to clear dust out.

Also, there's also the problem of the carts not meeting the contacts in the console correctly. I've read about a method to open up the console and retighten the contacts so they'll work  like new...
The open end is a design flaw...then again, the design of the original NES was a bad joke in general.  As crappy as Atari games and consoles were, at least the 5200 cartridges had a self-retracting shield over the contactors to prevent this very problem.  They didn't need those goofy little black sleeves.  Everybody remember those infernal doohickeys?  You always either lost one or a game didn't come with one.  I don't know what they did between NES and SNES, but at least they did fix that shortcoming...I never had a dust problem with SNES games.

My old SNES quit working some years ago, and I bought a new one after giving up on fixing it myself.  I noticed that the freaking thing had a broken AC plug not a few months later.  Hello, I just plugged it in and left it there and didn't even touch the thing again until I disconnected it to move it, and it's broken?  Shenannigans!  The thing is just fragile with age, I guess.  That happens a lot with lighter colored plastics, anyway.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / JUST A REMINDER!!!
« on: Dec 21, 2004, 02:31:31 PM »
Everytime I think of old people and driving, I think of the movie Ffolks where Tom Selleck's old parents want to kill themselves and he sends them down the wrong way of a freeway, but they wind up unscathed because their cast iron car from the fifties beats the crap out of the new stuff on the road.  Instead of collecting on their life insurance, his liability gets pounded in the cornhole.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / movies movies movies
« on: Dec 21, 2004, 02:29:16 PM »
I've had a full-time job for the past year, so I'm up for the Iron Man Competition in terms of life-time achievement in the job market.  Thank you, Lord.  But I also work as a systems administrator for my alma mater (basically, I set up their computer network and troubleshoot it when there's a problem) and do lots of part-time community work for which I am not compensated despite filling a position that would be paying $13,000 a year if they had to actually go out and find somebody to work it.

In other words, I need a girlfriend in the worst way.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / PS2 going to hell
« on: Dec 21, 2004, 02:23:45 PM »
I loved them, too, but they were just as crappily constructed as anything else that's ever come out in the video game market.  People pump up the Big N's wares like they're made indestructible like Tonka trucks.  

Well, like the old Tonka trucks, which were actually solid steel.  I was very unpleasantly surprised some years ago when buying one for my youngest nephew.  I wound up sanding and repainting an old one of mine to give him, as it was still better than the half-plastic junk from the store.  

But that's neither here nor there.  The only thing Sony's added to the list of gripes is DRE, which isn't unexpected in that the PS2 wasn't that great hardware and design-wise to start with.  They can make good stuff, but they were in a self-imposed bind similar to that PSP faces now...need more units, so manufacturing goes to pot in deference to quality control.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / OLD PEOPLE QUERY
« on: Dec 21, 2004, 02:18:41 PM »
I love old people.  They'll say anything.  They're better'n little kids when you get them going.

I think they count out change and everything because A) yeah, they've slown down, B) many are trying to be helpful, C) many are skinflints and don't want to break a dollar, and D) they don't trust young people not to take advantage of them.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / JUST A REMINDER!!!
« on: Dec 21, 2004, 02:14:12 PM »
Anybody who doesn't know the basic rules of the road (particularly those governing right of way) should keep their asses off the road for the good of all involved.  Driver's licenses should be harder to get and people should submit for retesting every year for the privilege of operating a motor vehicle.

Anyway, back to the bullshit.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / PS2 going to hell
« on: Dec 21, 2004, 02:10:49 PM »
Anybody praising Nintendo's console construction obviously skipped out on the NES and SNES.  Those things were garbage in terms of durability...particularly NES.  Remember blowing in the carts and console to make the games work?  That was the first blue screen of death I remember seeing.  I don't even remember how many SNES controllers I demolished, when the NES pads to their credit took far greater abuse.

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I guess this is pretty random....

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"Ash tray" is an apt description of them after Unit-01 gets through wiping her ass with them.

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I fail to see how you figure Israel controls who we go after in the supposed war on terror.  Bush is determined to get both sides to agree to the establishment for a Palestinian state, which destroys any hope for peace there, as the Palestinian Authority is still committed to the utter annihilation of the Jewish state.  There is no compromise possible that saves both sides.  And you'd think a Christian as devout as Bush supposedly is would heed the prophesy of Joel 3:2 concerning the treatment of the land promised to the nation of Israel and the people He granted it to.

The reason Saudi Arabia escapes is three-fold.  First, they have as many or more investments in the U.S. than practically anyone else in the world, and the government always protects those who suck up to it.  Second, taking Saudi Arabia would completely end any chance of cooperation with all Muslims.  Instead of just fighting the Wahabbi sect, we'd wind up against all of them because of intrusion on soil they regard as sacred.  Third, the corrupt monarchy there is the only thing that prevents the nation from instituting an Islamic fundamentalist regime that would make Iran pale in comparison and only serve to institutionalize further the terrorism the world fears so.

But I doubt Kerry would support Israel.  He may well be of Jewish descent, but that doesn't mean anything to a lot of people in his shoes.

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*reads while chomping a sack of pretzels between bottles of Jack Daniels*

the real greatest action figure of all time

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GayTPS?  Is this a reference to Peter's crappy job in Office Space?

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