Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary, except for monetary support.   I can't imagine a life that fucked up, but it happens all the time.

Well that's why there used to be such a thing as polygamy, before the Christians came along and fucked that up.

Because I am bored, 100 things I love in no particular order

1) Metal music
2) Discworld novels
3) Morally corrupt women
4) Aqua Teen Hunger Force
5) Living and working on farms
6) My family, both living and dead
7) Rolling cigarettes
Sitting on the Maasboulevard in Rotterdam and watching the ships go by
9) British comedies
10) Dutch caberet
11) Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
12) Philip Freriks (Dutch newsreader)
13) Talking nonsense to complete strangers in pubs around the world
14) Being friendly to the homeless
15) Being rude to tourists
16) Mischief
17) Puppets Who Kill
18) Gaining new insights
19) Lucifer by Joost van Vondel
20) Sharing anekdotes with friends
21) Women who wear high black leather boots and short skirts
22) Weed
23) Having time to myself to reflect on things
24) Dogs
25) Watching other people hurt themselves
26) Apocalypse Now
27) Traveling
28) Undermining authority
29) Scummy people
30) Open air metalfestivals
31)  Bassie en Adriaan
32) Het Behouden Huis by WF Hermans
33) Political incorectness
34) Formula 1 racing (or at least I'll start loving it again as soon as Schumacher dies)
35) Nietzsche
36) Classical music
37) Bruce Dickinson
38) Beer
39) Vodka
40) Faye
41) Football (I refuse to call it soccer)
42) Footbal hooliganism
43) Big cities at night
44) Melbourne
45) Sarcasm
46) Blasphemy
47) Girls in schooluniforms
48) Laughing evilly
49) Insanity
50) Myself
51) Steeltipped workerboots
52) Praque
53) Cycling
54) Pizza
55) Small dark pubs
56) Camping
57) Warm summers
58) Cold winters
59) Goats
60) The great outdoors
61) Beef
62) Living on my own
63)  Long legs on a woman
64) The sent-in letters section of newspapers and magazines
65) Tomatoes
66) Weak-willed people
67) Rotterdam
68)  MC Escher
69) The orginal Transformers cartoon series
70) Outsmarting people
71) Having money
72) Remembering high school
73) Lord of the Rings (the books as well as the movies)
74) Anything ever done by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
75) Being Dutch
76) Christians trying to get me to convert
77) The internet
78) Making an impresson on people (good or bad)
79) Avignon
80) Telling stories
81) Milk
82) Sleeping
83) Freedom
84) The Simpsons
85) Lesbian pr0n
86) International politics
87) Superficial relationships
88) Playing my music very loud
89) Lazing about
90) Playing the piano
91) Women who have sex with me
92) My old leather jacket
93) London
94) Singing when noone's around
95) Lemons
96)  People who go their own way regardless of their environment
97) Dutch Bert & Ernie cds
98) Being outside right after a big thunderstorm
99) Gullible idiots
100) Being done with this list

Sperm test!

If that comes in the form of a taste-test performed by Faye, I'll comply  

Hurray for post-natal abortions!

one unhappy file sharer, uncovered by BayTSP's engineers, came to BayTSP's office with a baseball bat; the firm no longer publishes its address. 

Well at least they have a PO Box, so you can send them anthrax letters;

BayTSP, Inc.
PO Box 1314
Los Gatos, CA 95031

Or you could just do as you stated in your opening post, and just fuck her.

Be sure to take pictures and send them to me though    

I've always had very good results with cold water

Well if she actually sleeps in the same room with you, just do the old 'camp' trick.  Wait till she's asleep then put her hand in a glass of icecold water.

Then stand back and watch her wet her bed.  

Only if your name is tom

Oh yeah, korenwolf, didn't think of that one, it isn't exactly one of the main brands. Incidentally korenwolf means as much as grainwolf, it's a kind of rat    

So how do I prove I'm me?

Well I've been away from everything and everyone for the past few months. But since I at least have internet access again, I decided to look up some old places. And when I saw people here where still talking about me, I decided, eh what the hell, I'll make a post

Further scrutiny lessens doubts on Bush memos
Some skeptics now say IBM typewriter could have been used

Francie Latour, Michael Rezendes, Boston Globe
  Saturday, September 11, 2004


After CBS News trumpeted newly discovered documents Wednesday that referred to a 1973 effort to "sugar coat" President Bush's service record in the Texas Air National Guard, the network almost immediately faced charges that the memos were forgeries with typography that was not available on typewriters used at that time.

But specialists interviewed by the Globe and some other news organizations say the specialized characters used in the documents, and the type format, were common to electric typewriters in wide use in the early 1970s, when Bush was a first lieutenant.

Philip Bouffard, a forensic document examiner in Ohio who has analyzed typewritten samples for 30 years, had expressed suspicions about the documents in an interview with the New York Times, one in a wave of similar media reports. But Bouffard told the Globe Friday that after further study, he now believed the documents could have been prepared on an IBM Selectric Composer typewriter available at the time.

Analysts who have examined the documents focus on several facets of their typography, among them the use of a curved apostrophe, a raised, or superscript, "th," and the proportional spacing between the characters -- spacing that varies with the width of the letters. In older typewriters, each letter was allotted the same space.

Those who doubt the documents say those typographical elements would not have been commonly available at the time of Bush's service. But such characters were common features on electric typewriters of that era, the Globe determined through interviews with specialists and examination of documents from the period. In fact, one such raised "th," used to describe a Guard unit, the 187th, appears in a document in Bush's official record the White House made public this year.

Meanwhile, "CBS Evening News" Friday night explained how it had sought to authenticate the documents, focusing primarily on its examiner's conclusion that two of the records were signed by Bush's guard commander, Lt. Col. Jerry Killian. CBS also said other sources -- among Killian's friends and colleagues -- verified that the content of the documents reflected Killian's views at the time.

One of them, Robert Strong, a Guard colleague, said the language in the documents was "compatible with the way business was done at that time. They are compatible with the man I remember Jerry Killian being."

But William Flynn, a Phoenix document examiner cited in a Washington Post report Friday, said he had not changed his mind because he did not believe that the proportional spacing between characters, and between lines, in the documents obtained by CBS was possible on typewriters used by the military at the time.

Flynn said his doubts were also based on his belief that the curved apostrophe was not available on electric typewriters at the time, although documents from the period reviewed by the Globe show it was. He acknowledged that the quality of the copies of the documents he examined was poor.

The controversy over the authenticity of the documents has all but blocked out discussion of their content. They say Killian was under pressure to "sugar coat" Bush's record, and Bush refused a direct order to take a required medical examination and discussed how he could skip drills.

Bouffard, the Ohio document specialist, said that he had first dismissed the Bush documents because the letters and formatting of the memos did not match any of the 4,000 samples in his database. But Friday, Bouffard said that he had not considered the IBM Selectric Composer. Once he compared the memos to Selectric Composer samples, Bouffard said, his view shifted.

In the Times interview, Bouffard had also questioned whether the military would have used the Composer, a large machine. But Friday he provided a document indicating that as early as April 1969 the Air Force had completed service testing for the Composer, possibly in preparation for purchasing the typewriters.

As for the raised "th" that appears in the Bush memos, Bouffard said that custom characters on the Composer's metal typehead ball were available in the 1970s.

"You can't just say that this is definitively the mark of a computer," Bouffard said.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...MNGO68NEKR1.DTL