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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The truth about women.
« on: Feb 05, 2016, 12:11:35 PM »
You probably should have dropped the dude after he paid for your meal
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I kinda fixed it, I guess.
« on: Feb 05, 2016, 11:58:34 AM »
Yay, the board's working again 
Now I just gotta remember to chell in once in a while
Now I just gotta remember to chell in once in a while
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What song are you listening to NOW? (Redux, bitches.)
« on: Feb 05, 2016, 11:43:35 AM »
I've become completely addicted to Epic Rap Battles of History
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLtIo8A3YRP6QpZtMMu2m7Dg&v=zn7-fVtT16k
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLtIo8A3YRP6QpZtMMu2m7Dg&v=zn7-fVtT16k
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: ☆ HAPPY NEW YEAR! ☆
« on: Jul 17, 2015, 04:02:04 AM »
I stayed at a hotel once that had bedbugs. That was some nasty shit
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Baltimore
« on: Jul 17, 2015, 04:00:41 AM »
I think the hotel I booked is near the waterfront, maybe I'll chell out the aquarium
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 17, 2015, 03:56:26 AM »
I saw Ghostrider: Spirit of Vengeance
It was every bit at shitty as I expected it to be
It was every bit at shitty as I expected it to be
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I'm just gonna leave this here for Shwiggie....
« on: Jul 11, 2015, 08:19:00 PM »
You move around way too much for us to keep track of
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Fifi Birthday Thread.
« on: Jul 11, 2015, 08:17:24 PM »
Happy bday man
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Baltimore
« on: Jul 11, 2015, 08:16:12 PM »
Well I live in Rotterdam so I'm used to filth and crime.
And going to other cities probably isn't an option and if it was I'd just go visit my cousin in Texas.
I was just hoping it might be worth it to tack on a few more days in Baltimore, if not I'll just do the festival
And going to other cities probably isn't an option and if it was I'd just go visit my cousin in Texas.
I was just hoping it might be worth it to tack on a few more days in Baltimore, if not I'll just do the festival
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Baltimore
« on: Jul 11, 2015, 08:58:31 AM »
So I'm thinking about going to a metal festival in Baltimore next year in May and if I'm going there I might as well make a longer holiday out of it.
Anyone here familiar with the city and know any must-see sights?
Anyone here familiar with the city and know any must-see sights?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 11, 2015, 08:53:25 AM »
Made the mistake yesterday to go see A Million Ways to Die in the West.
Typical case of a movie where all the good bits were already in the trailer
Typical case of a movie where all the good bits were already in the trailer
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Jul 09, 2015, 11:49:43 AM »
Haven't watched much proper tv lately, but I've been watching a ton of youtube.
Most recent addiction has been the React channel, I especially like the videos of elders reacting to stuff from today and the ones with kids reacting to stuff from the 80s and 90s.
Here's some gold with old people playing GTA V
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoOrFdgYR8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDnEbmdj9h4
Most recent addiction has been the React channel, I especially like the videos of elders reacting to stuff from today and the ones with kids reacting to stuff from the 80s and 90s.
Here's some gold with old people playing GTA V
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHoOrFdgYR8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MDnEbmdj9h4
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jul 09, 2015, 11:38:32 AM »
Finally got around to seeing New Kids Nitro
Have to admit it was pretty funny
Have to admit it was pretty funny
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« on: Jul 04, 2015, 06:00:37 PM »
Eagles are jerks.
But they still could have asked Radagast the Poopstained for another bird to fly over Mordor to drop the ring in the volcano
But they still could have asked Radagast the Poopstained for another bird to fly over Mordor to drop the ring in the volcano
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: X- Files returning
« on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:57:23 PM »I just hope it doesn't turn into a romantic fest.
I hope it turns into one big messy alien gangbang
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Dragon Ball news!
« on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:55:43 PM »
I've been watching some Dragon Ball movies on youtube lately, they never aired those over here just the series. I forgot how stupid yet strangely addictive Dragonball was
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I'm just gonna leave this here for Shwiggie....
« on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:53:42 PM »
Food, that's a kind of solid beer isn't it?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:52:28 PM »
I watched Falling Down for the one millionth time
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: So...where the hell is everybody?
« on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:50:57 PM »
Just.Give.The.Ring.To.The.Damned.Eagles
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you reading?
« on: Jun 26, 2015, 01:49:42 PM »
Just started on The Long Utopia, 4th book in the Long Earth series. Since Pratchett is dead now 
I hope it has a definite conclusion to the series
I hope it has a definite conclusion to the series
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:13:45 AM »
As per usual I'm way behind when it comes to watching movies, but I finally made a little dent in to-watch movie pile.
I saw the following:
Robocop
The movie was ok, but it took way to long before Robocop was Robocop.
Also what I liked most about the original movies was the dark humor in things like the OCP commercials. I guess in this movie that role was filled with Samuel L. Jackson's tv show, but that didn't quite do it for me.
Still all in all a decent action flick.
Sin City 2 - A Dame to Kill for
Again decent movie, but it didn't quite grab my attention like the first one. The stories were less interesting and I felt like some actors were just phoning it in. The only one who stole every scene he was in was Powers Boothe, but he always plays villains well.
300 - Rise of an Empire
Awful, awful movie, it's a miracle I made it through to the end. It's not like the first one had much going for it in terms of plot and acting but at least it had some interestingly filmed action scenes. This movie just bored me to tears. The only good thing I can say about it is that the lead actress has a nice pair of tits, but since I already saw them in the Sin City movie even that added nothing.
Also ending a movie just before the big battle is about to start is stupid. I guess they're planning to make a third one but I won't be seeimg it.
Swearnet the Movie
I still think the Trailer Park Boys is a hilarious show, but this movie didn't make me laugh once. Probably would have loved the movie when I was 12, but I need a little bit more now than just swearing and pantsless fat guys to make me laugh.
Stick to doing Trailer Park Boys guys.
I saw the following:
Robocop
The movie was ok, but it took way to long before Robocop was Robocop.
Also what I liked most about the original movies was the dark humor in things like the OCP commercials. I guess in this movie that role was filled with Samuel L. Jackson's tv show, but that didn't quite do it for me.
Still all in all a decent action flick.
Sin City 2 - A Dame to Kill for
Again decent movie, but it didn't quite grab my attention like the first one. The stories were less interesting and I felt like some actors were just phoning it in. The only one who stole every scene he was in was Powers Boothe, but he always plays villains well.
300 - Rise of an Empire
Awful, awful movie, it's a miracle I made it through to the end. It's not like the first one had much going for it in terms of plot and acting but at least it had some interestingly filmed action scenes. This movie just bored me to tears. The only good thing I can say about it is that the lead actress has a nice pair of tits, but since I already saw them in the Sin City movie even that added nothing.
Also ending a movie just before the big battle is about to start is stupid. I guess they're planning to make a third one but I won't be seeimg it.
Swearnet the Movie
I still think the Trailer Park Boys is a hilarious show, but this movie didn't make me laugh once. Probably would have loved the movie when I was 12, but I need a little bit more now than just swearing and pantsless fat guys to make me laugh.
Stick to doing Trailer Park Boys guys.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: May 05, 2015, 05:17:53 PM »
I'm kinda burned out on superhero movies. I probably won't see age of Ultron till it makes its way to Netflix.
Speaking of which I saw Guardians of the Galaxy there recently, whoch was enjoyable but not memorable
Speaking of which I saw Guardians of the Galaxy there recently, whoch was enjoyable but not memorable
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: So, uh, Mallrats 2?
« on: Apr 05, 2015, 06:03:29 AM »
I thought the first Clerks movie was very funny and the second one was ok too.
Other than that I'm not a huge fan of Smith either
Other than that I'm not a huge fan of Smith either
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: So, uh, Mallrats 2?
« on: Apr 03, 2015, 11:24:23 AM »
I thought Kevin Smith was working on Clerks 3
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Wow, this is ugly. (a.k.a. Hello, new Jem comic.)
« on: Apr 03, 2015, 11:20:27 AM »
Outrageous, truly truly outrageous
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: X- Files returning
« on: Apr 03, 2015, 11:18:21 AM »
I stopped watching it after a few seasons the first time round, so I'm not sure I'm gonna see this.
Unless Mulders fucks a bunch of aliens of course
Unless Mulders fucks a bunch of aliens of course
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Feb 12, 2015, 10:42:54 AM »
I saw Muppets Most Wanted.
Twice.
May see it again tonight, it's a fun movie
Twice.
May see it again tonight, it's a fun movie
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Feb 12, 2015, 10:41:40 AM »
Well I do eat different veggies and meat every day
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Feb 03, 2015, 05:08:40 AM »
Oh I know how to cook I just don't believe in spending more time preparing a meal than eating it
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you reading?
« on: Feb 03, 2015, 05:07:28 AM »
Complete works.
They have these hardcover releases now in the same format aa they used to appear in the papers (like before my time)
They have these hardcover releases now in the same format aa they used to appear in the papers (like before my time)