There's something unfathomably dull about The Witch and the Beast. Add to the fact that it clearly has a sack of lentils as its budget and you get a sloppy story with meh characters and not even a single enjoyable action scene for your trouble.
I was a little caught off guard by how low effort it was, visually. Like, even if a show ultimately ends up looking like shit, back in the day they would at least try to hook you with a lavish first episode.
It's probably an unfair generalization, but you can usually tell when the production team is passionate about their work, versus just showing up for a paycheck.
And can I just say, I really fucking hate it anytime I start a new show and the entire introduction is just a narrator info dumping the entire premise of what I'm about to watch. Like, how about some worldbuilding VIA storytelling? If I'm left to piece things together for myself, it makes for much more compelling viewing, right?
I'll give Metallic Rouge credit in that department, because they drop you into it with little to no explanation as to what's going on.