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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Well. Crap.
« on: Jan 30, 2014, 12:18:48 AM »
I forgot how to change the time back to US Central. It ain't no 1 am right now, honkey. Pfft.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Christ, it's late. I should get to bed.
« on: Jan 30, 2014, 12:15:40 AM »
I gotta get to work in 12 hours.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Deport the little shit already.
« on: Jan 30, 2014, 12:06:48 AM »
Give him back to, joe. We never wanted him to begin with. I should link a picture. Or an article. But fuck that shit. Maybe later.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / XXII Olympics
« on: Jan 29, 2014, 11:43:23 PM »
Let's jump-start this shit.
1. Fuck Sochi.
2. Fuck NBC.
3. I almost want some terroristy thing to happen and that makes me feel guilty as fuck. What the fuck, me? What the fuckity fuck?
4. I think I'll only watch speed-skating this year.
5. Is there a fuckered-up-lookin' mascot this year or what? Imma gonna Google that.
6. Fuck Lolo Jones. What the fuck is she doing there?
7. Eat shit, you racist fuckin' figure skating. That was shitty shitty bitty titty to bone Mirai Nagasu like that. She deserved to go. Ugh. Screw you.
1. Fuck Sochi.
2. Fuck NBC.
3. I almost want some terroristy thing to happen and that makes me feel guilty as fuck. What the fuck, me? What the fuckity fuck?
4. I think I'll only watch speed-skating this year.
5. Is there a fuckered-up-lookin' mascot this year or what? Imma gonna Google that.
6. Fuck Lolo Jones. What the fuck is she doing there?
7. Eat shit, you racist fuckin' figure skating. That was shitty shitty bitty titty to bone Mirai Nagasu like that. She deserved to go. Ugh. Screw you.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Pete and Repeat were on a boat.
« on: Nov 19, 2013, 08:36:28 PM »
Repeat fell off and drowned. The End.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / ~** Pacific Rim **~ [Spoilers]
« on: Jul 21, 2013, 01:13:50 AM »
I think the Aussie guy should've lived. With Idris Elba sacrificing himself alone. And the way those 5 pilots died so quickly was kinda disappoint. Oh yeah, and we needed more fights in the day light. Would've been nice. But otherwise, I liked this movie. Post whatever. I should've brought back the spoiler tag but I'm lazy.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Fifi Birthday Thread!
« on: Jul 10, 2013, 10:30:10 PM »
Enjoy the last ninety minutes of your birthday CST.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Belated Toe B-day Thread.
« on: May 13, 2013, 12:19:04 AM »
Belated by 13 minutes going by CST (but not really because I did it waaaay earlier in FB)...
Didja know when you do a Bing image search for "toe" half the shit is diseased and half of it is vaginas?
Well, now you know. 
Here's a ho in a cake, my friend.
Didja know when you do a Bing image search for "toe" half the shit is diseased and half of it is vaginas?
Well, now you know. Here's a ho in a cake, my friend.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Stephen Hawking said we're doomed if we don't leave Earth.
« on: Apr 16, 2013, 07:02:41 PM »
I think so, too. But it's not allowed to be doomed until I'm done with it. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Yeah, sure, Windows 8.
« on: Apr 16, 2013, 06:58:01 PM »
Microsoft's Windows 8 Plan B(lue): Bring back the Start button, boot to desktop. I really don't get why it left in the first place. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Bye-bye, Sims Social...
« on: Apr 16, 2013, 01:15:29 PM »
Dissapoint. EA is killing my games Sims Social and Simcity Social. Both games aren't even that old but there you have it: http://www.ea.com/news/maxis-an-update-on-facebook-titles
I call bullshit on this. EAs had massive layoffs. It was again voted worst company in America: http://consumerist.com/2013/04/09/ea-makes-worst-company-in-america-history-wins-title-for-second-year-in-a-row/
Too bad. I really liked Sims Social.
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Today we are informing players of the difficult decision to retire some of our Facebook games: The Sims Social, SimCity Social and Pet Society.
After millions of people initially logged in to play these games, the number of players and amount of activity has fallen off. For people who have seen other recent shutdowns of social games, perhaps this is not surprising.
EA will continue to deliver popular titles for Facebook, most notably games from PopCap, including Bejeweled Blitz, Solitaire Blitz and the recently-announced Plants vs. Zombies Adventures.
For players who have enjoyed our games, we will be making a special offer to introduce you to a PopCap game. You’re a valued fan and we want to make sure you get a smooth transition to PopCap. More details about that offer will appear in-game soon.
Players with questions about the shutdowns can find FAQs linked here: The Sims Social, SimCity Social and Pet Society. The titles will go offline on June 14, 2013.
On behalf of the teams who developed these games, thank you for playing.
I call bullshit on this. EAs had massive layoffs. It was again voted worst company in America: http://consumerist.com/2013/04/09/ea-makes-worst-company-in-america-history-wins-title-for-second-year-in-a-row/
Too bad. I really liked Sims Social.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Gets curious, reads Wikipedia article on "The Host"...
« on: Apr 04, 2013, 05:10:20 PM »
...finds out that way that Roger Ebert died today, rages. 
Well, he's panning films with Gene Siskel in heaven now.
Well, he's panning films with Gene Siskel in heaven now.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday, gwynn!!
« on: Apr 01, 2013, 11:40:34 PM »
So I looked for something scary for you but everything was too damn scary. I'm a pussy and I like to post at night ya know. So here's some sort of skeleton. Anyway, early but you celebrate birthday month, don't you?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday, Dougatron YES!
« on: Apr 01, 2013, 11:36:14 PM »
See that? See that shit I did thar?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Fappy Easter!
« on: Mar 31, 2013, 09:22:12 PM »
I kept forgetting it's Easter. So meh. Another day, another stolen Pagan holiday.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Symptoms include...
« on: Mar 14, 2013, 05:49:03 PM »
Lethargy, scratchy throat, soreness, hot/cold sweats... oh, yeah, I also dreamt I was a communist. Like one of those ones that sings as I work. Like a communist "7 dwarves" but taller. So I called in sick to work today. It seems like a cold to me. I dunno.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Merla Birthday Thread.
« on: Oct 17, 2012, 11:34:41 PM »
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Dude, I had a dream...
« on: Aug 15, 2012, 12:06:33 PM »
...with Fiero in it. I had heard he had died and I was all sad because "only Rama was left." (I actually said that and cried. lol. E might've been around as well and not talking to me, but I can't recall now.) Then I found out Fifi was actually alive. I went to his house to see him (don't remember the reason) and it was this huge McMansion with a giant pool and shit. And the whole dream proceeded to play out like a fuckin' Hallmark movie because it primarily about his parents being proud of him but not being able to say for some fuckered reason or other that I don't know. They were also both really huge. Anyway, I had to help his parents tell their son they luvvvv him. And for whatever reason my mom, cousin Rini, and cousin Ray were also there but they all arrived separately. Meh. There were also other people visiting Fifi's house but I have no idea who they were. Oh, oh, and at the end we were all countryline dancing in the courtyard. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Thought this would be appreciated here...
« on: Jul 31, 2012, 09:29:02 PM »
The three-breasted hooker lives on. From the Total Recall movie out this year:
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Olympics XXX
« on: Jul 31, 2012, 08:59:20 PM »
Because they're the sexy Olympics. But really, the coverage here really sucks. The worse part is not being able to watch shit online on an official source without resorting to some sneaky-shit to do it. Apparently, even if you are able to watch, it's still a cluster fuck in trying to find the right event and then some of the stuff's not even live when it says it is. Americans need a damn cable account. Fucking NBC.
Anyway, late making this topic but so what?
Anyway, late making this topic but so what?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday, Maxcon!
« on: Jul 21, 2012, 12:59:24 AM »
I'm gonna go buy myself something in your honor.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Someone avenge my cat!
« on: Feb 21, 2012, 07:18:08 PM »
JOEEEEEEE!!! 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Zero Birthday Thread!
« on: Feb 12, 2012, 02:20:53 AM »
Happy B-day, Poop Giraffe! We'll celebrate without you. All poop emoticons half-off!
We'll celebrate without you. All poop emoticons half-off!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / What? TWELVE?
« on: Feb 08, 2012, 09:24:01 PM »
You are the oldest squirrel I know. And the drunkest.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Rama's Unbirthday Thread!
« on: Jan 12, 2012, 11:17:56 PM »
Who doesn't love fuckin' M&M's? 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Ching. Chong.
« on: Jan 03, 2012, 01:03:27 AM »
HA HA, WTF. http://blog.angryasianman.com/2011/12/chik-fil-cashier-names-customers-ching.html
Chik-fil-a cashier took the liberty of naming two Asian customers instead of just asking for their names. Cashier gets fired.
Chik-fil-a cashier took the liberty of naming two Asian customers instead of just asking for their names. Cashier gets fired.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / MERRY UN-NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
« on: Jan 03, 2012, 12:40:23 AM »
So. Yeah.
SEIZURE!
SEIZURE!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / MERRY UN-CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
« on: Dec 27, 2011, 01:03:12 PM »
This 'Happy Holidays' business can kiss my ass.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday Chelsey!
« on: Dec 20, 2011, 12:50:03 AM »
Wherever you are.
You know, the other day I was just wondering aloud what happened to Chelsey since I just assume when people leave that they get lives or something. And Merla was all "I think she's dead".
And I looked at her all "WTF, man" and she was all "Well, she had those fainting spells". I don't remember anything about that. Maybe "boobs for Kerry" obscured everything. Anyway, Merla's a bad panda. 
You know, the other day I was just wondering aloud what happened to Chelsey since I just assume when people leave that they get lives or something. And Merla was all "I think she's dead".
And I looked at her all "WTF, man" and she was all "Well, she had those fainting spells". I don't remember anything about that. Maybe "boobs for Kerry" obscured everything. Anyway, Merla's a bad panda.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Fuck that healthy shit! Bring on the crap!
« on: Dec 20, 2011, 12:46:50 AM »
L.A. schools' healthful lunch menu panned by students
For many students, Los Angeles Unified's introduction of healthful lunches — part of a campaign against obesity, diabetes and other problems — has been a flop. The district says the menu will be revised.
1. If you're rejecting plain milk, you ain't that fuckin' hungry.
2. They named a school after Johnnie Cochran? (BTW, LA Times, that's some crackerjack journalism fuckin' up the spelling of the school.) Anyway, that's hilarious! Apparently, it used to be called Mount Vernon Middle School until 2006. Fuck a Mount Vernon, naming it after "da glove don't fit" wacko is betterer.
As far as the article goes, the students actually got to taste-test stuff and it was fine. It's kinda implied the recipes got fucked up in mass production and I believe it.
For many students, Los Angeles Unified's introduction of healthful lunches — part of a campaign against obesity, diabetes and other problems — has been a flop. The district says the menu will be revised.
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Even at Johnny L. Cochran Jr. Middle School in Los Angeles, where, according to Barrett, students reportedly loved the food, Principal Scott Schmerelson indicated dissatisfaction. He said students were rejecting the plain milk, jambalaya, Caribbean meatballs and other new dishes.
1. If you're rejecting plain milk, you ain't that fuckin' hungry.
2. They named a school after Johnnie Cochran? (BTW, LA Times, that's some crackerjack journalism fuckin' up the spelling of the school.) Anyway, that's hilarious! Apparently, it used to be called Mount Vernon Middle School until 2006. Fuck a Mount Vernon, naming it after "da glove don't fit" wacko is betterer.
As far as the article goes, the students actually got to taste-test stuff and it was fine. It's kinda implied the recipes got fucked up in mass production and I believe it.