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Why not?  You're, like, her mom's age, right?  If you had tapped Selena Gomez's teen mom, you could've been her daddy.   ;D
She's like 1 or 2 years older than me by my math.  I'd do the Mother/Daughter on that family.

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What does that means? Do you get to see James Franco's john thomas?
I don't know what that means but yes.

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It probably means he popped a mad boner for the little girls.
Not sure I'd phrase it that way.

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House is a very standard procedural only with doctors instead of cops/lawyers.  It comes along with the same tropes of your standard procedural.
whats procedural precious?
Cop or law shows there basically just show you the process of this profession.  Law and Order, the Mentalist, CSI and all those types of shows.  They end up doing the same thing a lot of the time if you watch a lot of them, which I don't even do.  Whatever solution to the case they have 45 minutes in is wrong.  The killer/culprit is usually an unimportant character revealed around the 15 minute point, often someone outside of their pay grade.  "Oh look, Rider Strong has a single line in this show.  He's coming back.  He's the  killer."

In House they have diseases rather than suspects, but the rest is the same.

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Spring Breakers.

B=======D

Seriously.

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They seriously calling it Windows Blue?  Sounded like a "Blue Screen of Death" joke at first.

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House is a very standard procedural only with doctors instead of cops/lawyers.  It comes along with the same tropes of your standard procedural.

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I see your point.  Muppets are the only thing to enjoy about it and if you don't enjoy Muppets... well that's that.  Did you even like The Muppet Movie?  Have you seen it?  Did you watch Sesame Street as kid or just shake your fist at the screen?  I'm assuming Sesame Street got ported to Canada somehow because it seems obvious to me...
Probably as a child but I was an idiot.  I recall liking Sesame Street but I never recall having a fondness for anything but the Muppet Babies as Muppets go.

We got your Sesame Street when I was younger.  As I got a bit older and my sister was watching it they brought in some unique Canadian characters and replaced the Spanish with French.

Jennifer Lawrence is hot
This.

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Yeah I'm really digging TF Prime.  Best show since Beast Wars!

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Muppets was so fucking horrible.  I didn't even see the part with Selena Gomez in it.  Wish I'd caught that as the part of that piece of shit train wreck I was exposed to.

Why was it horrible for you?  I'm interested in knowing.
There were no jokes aside from it being Muppets.  The trailer was the same.  Here's a very standard story and *record scratch* MUPPETS!!!  So?  Who the fuck cares.  They're Muppets.  The Muppets need to do something funny to be funny.  The mere presence of  Muppets does not make anything good.  And the singing.  Ugh.  Horrible singing.  This movie just did nothing to engage me on any level.  I do not love Muppets so there's nothing here for me.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Fappy Easter!
« on: Apr 02, 2013, 08:59:57 AM »
I dont know how rabbits and eggs are related to the death of Jesus
Rabbits fuck like crazy.  Eggs are a sign of birth.  Both are related to the idea of spring and rebirth which are part of the spring celebration which existed prior to the Jesus myth coopting those celebrations.

Perhaps a better statement would be I don't understand what the death of Jesus has to do with Spring.  The answer is rebirth.

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Muppets was so fucking horrible.  I didn't even see the part with Selena Gomez in it.  Wish I'd caught that as the part of that piece of shit train wreck I was exposed to.

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If there's alien life they're either more intelligent than us so they'll find us first, or they're dumber than us in which case I want nothing to do with them.
If they're dumber than they won't be here.  Even if they're more intelligent they still might not be able to get here.

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What's bull shit, the movie or me not buying the bull shit movie?

Polygraphs tests are not admissable in court for a reason, they're unreliable.  This was the only "evidence" presented in the movie.  The rest was nonsense.  From how it was presented it sounds like the UFO could have been something as mundane as the moon.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Symptoms include...
« on: Mar 18, 2013, 01:47:33 PM »
35. :(

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That movie presented a very uncompelling case for UFOs being aliens.

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Wreck It Ralph.

This movie was so glorious. I wasn't super excited for it when I first heard about it but while I was watching it I was just thinking "Why wasn't I more excited to see this movie? It's everything I love wrapped into one thing.".

Amazing refereces, great comedy, awesome looking animation, cute touching story.  All good.

The Wizard of Oz.

The old one!  I don't know if I ever watched this movie as a kid.  A lot of it seemed familiar to me.  I didn't really like this movie for the most part.  Some of the visuals at the end were okay like the flying monkeys but all in all it looked like a shitty play.  I think when I see colour I have a certain expection of quality based on a certain era of movie and maybe because this was so old it kind of threw me off.  Ah, so much singing and dancing.  Why is Dorothy so old?  She acts like a child but is clearly an adult.  Very odd.  And I don't really care for the "it was all a dream" thing.  Maybe this was one of the first to do it though?  Are we supposed to believe Dorothy at the end when she says it's all real?  She was clearly hit in the head and was clearly just dreaming all of this.

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A friend of mine has a can of hard candies with Grave of the Fireflies on it.  I ask him if they're real candies or if it's just marbles.  He tells me he doesn't get that because he hasn't seen the movie.  Well if he had he would probably not want to keep that candy can in his kitchen which reminds me every time I see it of a child starving to death.

Good movie I never want to watch again because I can't get that shit out of my head.

I watched Die Hard 4 last night.  Better than I remember.  My criticisms of John McClean in it stand but there's still a good movie in there.

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Watched this movie called Starbuck about a sperm donor with like 500 kids.  Pretty good movie.  A movie made in Montreal without any reference to hockey or any tragedies was a nice change of pace.

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So it's the same all over the world?

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As a Sailor Moon anime and manga fan I loved the live action series, though not all fans feel the same.  Not sure how a Sentai fan would feel about it, though the audience seems to be a mix of anime and Sentai fans.

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No they're different than McNuggets.  They're much smaller with crispier batter and different meat.  They also come with a special habanero dipping sauce.

They're being replaced with Fish McBites which seem gross.

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<3 Live action Sailor Moon!

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I call them "McBouches" because I usually only go to McDonald's on the Quebec side.  Not sure what regions they were sold in.

They're these:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.chicken.802.chicken-mcbites-snack-size.html

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I miss the McBites. :(

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And here I thought the lottery was the only stupid tax.

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Alexandre Dumbass.

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That show deserved to be canceled because of it's theme song alone.

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I'm sort of pissy about Young Justice right now. When are they ever going to actually *do* anything with this show?
You mean like... cancel it?

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