61
Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 09, 2007, 11:39:08 AM »
Plus it also looks a lot like me.
--- Registration is closed. I don't want your Cialis. ---
This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
That's fair.
I saw this guy in a lion's cage once on one of those animal attack specials. The lion had bitten down on him and he was screaming but not fighting back. He was laying there much like any other pray animal Ive seen lions take down. He even let the lion reposition the bite onto his neck, and then he was pretty much fucked. But before that happened to me you'd see me go buck fucking wild with my own roars of THIS IS SPARTA and a flurry of kicks to the lions gut and hopefully his balls. If I connected I'd roll him and bite his ear off. I never thought I'd be able to fight a lion until I saw this video. I'm pretty sure the guy would have died if they hadn't shot it with a tranq gun. Lemme find it...
here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y50cYTxzRVk
Granted this is a caged "trained" lion, I don't like my chances against a wild killer but they kind of do the same thing with their pray. They hold it and just bite down without a lot of crazy movement on the behalf of either party. The wildebeast or what have you doesn't go for their eyes or sack like a human would know to do. I'm sure the lion might bleed me to death before I ripped it's nutsack off with my bare hands, but when the natives found my body, severed testicles clenched in my fist, they'd have a deeper respect for the white man that's for sure.