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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 09, 2007, 11:39:08 AM »
Plus it also looks a lot like me.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 09, 2007, 11:38:42 AM »
It's inderstandable. You're just alwasy focused on yourself and what others are thinking of you.  :blink:



 ;D And we all know why that is, do we not?

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It's actually a very interesting video. That's definitely the only time that I've seena dangerous animal handled in a way that I would think was inept.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: BIG GUN
« on: Nov 09, 2007, 01:26:42 AM »
Well I'll SHIT in your ass and raise you my DICK !!!!  :goddammit: ........ or COCK

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That's fair.

I saw this guy in a lion's cage once on one of those animal attack specials.  The lion had bitten down on him and he was screaming but not fighting back.  He was laying there much like any other pray animal Ive seen lions take down.  He even let the lion reposition the bite onto his neck, and then he was pretty much fucked.  But before that happened to me you'd see me go buck fucking wild with my own roars of THIS IS SPARTA and a flurry of kicks to the lions gut and hopefully his balls.  If I connected I'd roll him and bite his ear off.  I never thought I'd be able to fight a lion until I saw this video.  I'm pretty sure the guy would have died if they hadn't shot it with a tranq gun.  Lemme find it...

here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y50cYTxzRVk

Granted this is a caged "trained" lion, I don't like my chances against a wild killer but they kind of do the same thing with their pray.  They hold it and just bite down without a lot of crazy movement on the behalf of either party.  The wildebeast or what have you doesn't go for their eyes or sack like a human would know to do.  I'm sure the lion might bleed me to death before I ripped it's nutsack off with my bare hands, but when the natives found my body, severed testicles clenched in my fist, they'd have a deeper respect for the white man that's for sure.


"prey"

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Teh CON!
« on: Nov 09, 2007, 01:20:13 AM »
This thread should be about my ass!!!

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You know.  :blink:

I can't say that I've evr done that.

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And I like Pepsi.

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Well that's what I'm saying. I was sad for having lost him years ago. I feel like everyone's just....  :blink: catching up, now.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: BIG GUN
« on: Nov 08, 2007, 11:31:36 AM »
 :finger:

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 08, 2007, 11:31:01 AM »
It's fucking Gary Oldman as Sirius Black!  :mad:

Jesus.  ::)

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Turkey is the world's third best meat, by a short margin behind chicken.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: BIG GUN
« on: Nov 07, 2007, 10:38:34 PM »
Hell yes.

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We do not know if it was intentional or not.  :-\ knowing him, neither seems more likely than the other. All we know is that it was an overdose of some kind, and that he was cremated at the behest of his mother.  There was no funeral, but there will be a wake for Jeremy on Christmas day.
Patrick, the man who has been my best friend for the past.....  :-\ um, I guess four-ish years came to my house today with what struck me as very unsurprising news, even though it was terribly sudden.  In the ten years or so before I moved here to Roswell in my 10th grade year Patrick was Jeremy's best friend.  And as far as anyone could say, based on what he has said over the

 :blink: I have surprised myself with how unaffected by all this as I am, but only in the degree to which I am unaffected, not the mere prospect.  The simple point of the matter is that he truly died years ago, and this time it's just physcially manifested.  :blink: Yet no more concrete to me.

He had lost his mind years ago, and we (and perhaps he) all knew it. Here's what's left of a boy who was my friend..
http://www.myspace.com/castleofempty

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 07, 2007, 09:59:15 PM »
Should she?  :raiseeyebrow:

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 07, 2007, 09:13:27 AM »
Would it?  :raiseeyebrow:

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Do you watch his Cinemassacre stuff? Everyone should watch that shit and/or die.

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I hav always said that impalation from a great height would be the best way to go.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Nov 04, 2007, 08:59:26 PM »
*rubs forehead exhaustedly*

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Old news.

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Two butts?  :raiseeyebrow:

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You um.  :) You know where else it puts hair?  :happy:

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Butt Song Gulch?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Halloween.
« on: Oct 31, 2007, 08:12:57 PM »
At the christian school I cater for, there was NO halloween.   :fingershake:

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: That's My Ass!
« on: Oct 30, 2007, 11:40:34 PM »
He did really have tourette's stndrome, but that didn't contribute directly to whatever it is that made him so hilarious.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / That's My Ass!
« on: Oct 30, 2007, 02:51:49 PM »

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Christ was born at the beginning of spring.

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