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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Transformers 2
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 09:13:39 PM »
I agree, Megan Fox looks like a shiny Barbie-universe character.

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I also wish to remind everyone that Wolverine made more money in its opening fucking weekend than Watchmen did in its entire god damn run. There is nothing funny about that.

That's like tearing down a Chik-fil-a to build a Taco Bell in that spot.

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And so are you.

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Awful film.

Any list of smaller than say.. 20 of the stupidest things to have ever been presented in a feature film to the public eye that does NOT include "Ryan Reynolds cutting a bullet in half in mid-air so that it bisects into two hapless opponents behind him" on said list.. is NOT a good list. This film was downright disrespectful to everything it related to.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Transformers 2
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 12:47:26 AM »
Well I adored it, I was hollering the whole time.

Yet I'd still agree that a 23% on Rottentomatoes is fair.

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See? Dumbasses!


*leaves*

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Ah I remember the last time I went to a stripclub. The most ghetto place EVER. i think the dancer was all coked up. Meemorieees, like the corners of my miiiindd

 :laugh:

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7?  i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.

Quoted for truthiness.

I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.

Let them be. It's always been far more comforting for people to completely forget what their childhood was like.

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It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.
Dumbass.

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What should he have been named? 

It's like having a kid born in August and naming him Rational.

Or like knowing a kid named Robert and telling him to fuck himself.

I know what you are, but what am I?  :P

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: FINALLY
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:34:19 PM »
I am....I'm also only counting the Harry Potter movies as one too.
Nevermind, I thought you weren't going to be a shit-sink.

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Dumbasses.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Thanksgiving!!
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:37:10 PM »
Eat your bulbous biceps.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Racist hilarity
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:31:20 PM »
In all seriousness that I'm actually capable of, I agree with Weight-machine entirely on all these points.

But you can't forget how culturally unaware and morally draconian white people always are. That's obnoxious too.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: FINALLY
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:28:05 PM »
Book to film adaptions rarely live up to the printed word. I can count the number that have for me on one hand.

Provided you are counting LotR only once, which you should.

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What should he have been named? 

It's like having a kid born in August and naming him Rational.

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"Beat It" - Michael Jackson.  My favorite MJ song ever.

Mine is "Leave Me Alone"

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 08:46:37 PM »
Don't think I won't do it.

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Heh heh.  ;D "isle" instead of "aisle"

A whole intire island of ass-cream.

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Anyone else have a problem with a guy who was born in November being named "Leo"?  :raiseeyebrow:

I do, until I see those big, bright eyes staring at me from the cover of The Aviator.  :love:

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 :mad:

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Movies I've seen.
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:39:52 PM »
So are you.

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Again...they should get money for that. If you ask me they should get the same cut of DVD and online sales of the show as they do for when it airs on network TV. It should be an across the board precent that covers every way, shape, and form, in which that product is sold.
Absolutely. All of this should have been handled years ago.

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Assassin's creed looked like shit to me on the commercial.  I need to watch some game play videos I guess.
Maybe you need to quit being such a dumbass.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:35:14 PM »
/cast Feign Death
You have died.


/s Ass!
You are dead.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:51:07 AM »
 :finger:


Do it.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Racist hilarity
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:50:20 AM »
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I don't consider myself a racist because I don't discriminate against anyone based on how they look (I've slept with almost every race on the planet).

 ::)

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Wrong.  I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.

 ;D A positively golden zing.

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