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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Transformers 2
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 09:13:39 PM »
I agree, Megan Fox looks like a shiny Barbie-universe character.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Topic 1: X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 12:57:32 AM »
I also wish to remind everyone that Wolverine made more money in its opening fucking weekend than Watchmen did in its entire god damn run. There is nothing funny about that.
That's like tearing down a Chik-fil-a to build a Taco Bell in that spot.
That's like tearing down a Chik-fil-a to build a Taco Bell in that spot.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Topic 1: X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 12:52:31 AM »
And so are you.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Topic 1: X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 12:52:00 AM »
Awful film.
Any list of smaller than say.. 20 of the stupidest things to have ever been presented in a feature film to the public eye that does NOT include "Ryan Reynolds cutting a bullet in half in mid-air so that it bisects into two hapless opponents behind him" on said list.. is NOT a good list. This film was downright disrespectful to everything it related to.
Any list of smaller than say.. 20 of the stupidest things to have ever been presented in a feature film to the public eye that does NOT include "Ryan Reynolds cutting a bullet in half in mid-air so that it bisects into two hapless opponents behind him" on said list.. is NOT a good list. This film was downright disrespectful to everything it related to.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Transformers 2
« on: Jun 28, 2009, 12:47:26 AM »
Well I adored it, I was hollering the whole time.
Yet I'd still agree that a 23% on Rottentomatoes is fair.
Yet I'd still agree that a 23% on Rottentomatoes is fair.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:52:21 PM »
See? Dumbasses!
*leaves*
*leaves*
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I'm staying late at The Office....
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:51:23 PM »Ah I remember the last time I went to a stripclub. The most ghetto place EVER. i think the dancer was all coked up. Meemorieees, like the corners of my miiiindd
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I don't feel a day over 25....
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:50:21 PM »7? i wonder why! i just turned 24, yay! fuck. Life goes downwards after you turn 21.
Quoted for truthiness.
I find the opposite. I enjoy having money and the freedom to go wherever I want.
Let them be. It's always been far more comforting for people to completely forget what their childhood was like.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Wiglaf, you disappoint me.
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:48:20 PM »It's a CG model since her body's gone downhill.Dumbass.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I had a dream the other night I was Lara Croft...
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:42:42 PM »
No, you are.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Rama's spinning in his grave.
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:35:59 PM »What should he have been named?
It's like having a kid born in August and naming him Rational.
Or like knowing a kid named Robert and telling him to fuck himself.
I know what you are, but what am I?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: FINALLY
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:34:19 PM »I am....I'm also only counting the Harry Potter movies as one too.Nevermind, I thought you weren't going to be a shit-sink.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Who is Terry Pratchet?
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 09:33:02 PM »
Dumbasses.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Thanksgiving!!
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:37:10 PM »
Eat your bulbous biceps.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Racist hilarity
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:31:20 PM »
In all seriousness that I'm actually capable of, I agree with Weight-machine entirely on all these points.
But you can't forget how culturally unaware and morally draconian white people always are. That's obnoxious too.
But you can't forget how culturally unaware and morally draconian white people always are. That's obnoxious too.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: FINALLY
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:28:05 PM »Book to film adaptions rarely live up to the printed word. I can count the number that have for me on one hand.
Provided you are counting LotR only once, which you should.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Rama's spinning in his grave.
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:26:23 PM »What should he have been named?
It's like having a kid born in August and naming him Rational.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you listening to now?
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 09:20:32 PM »"Beat It" - Michael Jackson. My favorite MJ song ever.
Mine is "Leave Me Alone"
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Remember...
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 08:46:37 PM »
Don't think I won't do it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 08:44:42 PM »
Heh heh. 
"isle" instead of "aisle"
A whole intire island of ass-cream.
"isle" instead of "aisle"A whole intire island of ass-cream.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Rama's spinning in his grave.
« on: Nov 19, 2007, 09:04:21 PM »
Anyone else have a problem with a guy who was born in November being named "Leo"? 
I do, until I see those big, bright eyes staring at me from the cover of The Aviator.
I do, until I see those big, bright eyes staring at me from the cover of The Aviator.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I hate this getting darker earlier shit.
« on: Nov 19, 2007, 02:46:39 AM »
No.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Anyone here play poker?
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 07:53:10 PM »
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Movies I've seen.
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:39:52 PM »
So are you.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The Writers' Strike thread.
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:38:18 PM »Again...they should get money for that. If you ask me they should get the same cut of DVD and online sales of the show as they do for when it airs on network TV. It should be an across the board precent that covers every way, shape, and form, in which that product is sold.Absolutely. All of this should have been handled years ago.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Anyone here play poker?
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:36:19 PM »Assassin's creed looked like shit to me on the commercial. I need to watch some game play videos I guess.Maybe you need to quit being such a dumbass.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 02:35:14 PM »
/cast Feign Death
You have died.
/s Ass!
You are dead.
You have died.
/s Ass!
You are dead.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Holy crap
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:51:07 AM »
Do it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Racist hilarity
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:50:20 AM »Quote
I don't consider myself a racist because I don't discriminate against anyone based on how they look (I've slept with almost every race on the planet).
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I saw Merla's pink sock this morning.
« on: Nov 18, 2007, 04:42:38 AM »Wrong. I was only trying to level the playing field for the rest of you.
A positively golden zing.