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Myself and two others have started a Miniature Wargaming Podcast. Yup. I'm awesome.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Transformers 2
« on: Jun 25, 2009, 12:52:01 PM »
Went to the midnight showing.

My thoughts on it without spoilers:
It's basically a typical Michael Bay movie. You go for the explosions and action. The story is superfluous and shallow and spotty, which works with Transformers, I believe, because ultimately? You go to see giant robots kicking each others ass, blowing shit up, and doing cool car-to-robot-to-car tricks. You don't really care why they're doing it...you just want to see them fight because it's giant robots. This movie delivers that in spades. There's like three times as much Robot Fighting as the first movie, and it's a good...thirty or forty minutes longer? Something like that.

There was some human-related parts that were long, unneccesary, what-have you, but that's okay because it usually ended up playing out into a major fight. The parents were in there, Sam still scrabbles around, and Megan Fox has huge freakin' lips.

My thoughts WITH Spoilers: Spoilers people. There are spoilers up in here. Spoilers. Many Spoilers. Get over the Spoilers.

Spoiler (hover to show)

Who the hell invented Turducken?! What kind of crazy is that?!

Turducken= a duck shoved inside a chicken which is put into a turkey and cooked.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday Me!
« on: Aug 30, 2008, 09:29:30 AM »
I demand Lolz.

Fuck you all, you god damn fucking lazy ass co-workers.

To Jessica at the Bookstore: I hate you so much because you're a god damn slacker. If the Bookstore didn't have a non-confrontational manager you'd have had your ass fired by mid-semester. What the fuck is your problem? You don't come in for half the Tuesday's you're supposed to, and guess who picks up the front desk slack? Me, you wench. Your excuses wear thin, and now you've pissed off two supervisors. I hope your ass gets canned, but I'm smart enough to know they won't fire you. I cannot believe you bought back a book missing so many god-damn pages. How do you miss that?! The binding was practically swiss cheese and huge chunks were HANGING out of the book! What the hell is wrong with you?!

To Mary at the Bookstore: Fuck you, Fuck your mom who always fucking calls the store phone looking for your fat white ass, and fuck your boyfriend. This is a god-damn job, I don't care how lovestruck you are with your boyfriend at the Cash Register, you need to stop fucking around and hanging with him when rush is going, and by god if you give me any more lip when I pull you away from your boyfriend to do something important, I will reach over and slap the shit out of the guy and fuck up his quasimodo face on principle. I don't take back-talk from the supervisors, I will not take it from you.

To Frances the Supervisor: So I hear you're out for surgery for a while. Good. I hate your guts. You aren't productive as a supervisor anyway and your ignorance would only hinder the Buyback. I also hear it might be cancer-related. Well, I'm not suprised you chain-smoking drug addict! You step out every thirty freaking minutes for a smoke, what the hell do you expect?!

That is all.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I am a Winner
« on: May 02, 2008, 09:14:26 PM »

This is a Warmachine Painting competition I entered into No Quarter, the creator's of Warmachine's company magazine.
I won.

Will return Saturday night. Going for a Journalism conference.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Da Haul
« on: Dec 25, 2007, 10:32:06 AM »
Post da Christmas Haul!

Blanket Wrap
Forces of Warmachine: Pirates of the Broken Coast
Captain Bartolo Montador AKA Broadside Bart (Miniatures)
Trollkin Thumper crew (Miniatures)
A mini-Plier set
Mass Effect
The Orange Box
Pixar Short Films Collection
The Best of Alfred Hitchcock
John Belushi Autobiography
Hamburger Cookbook

And my best friend forgot his gift so....we'll have to see!

Me, I think anything done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra? Pure gold, baby.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Who is Terry Pratchet?
« on: Nov 27, 2007, 08:13:54 PM »
So Sunday I was channel surfing and came across this...."All-in-one-night Miniseries" by the name of Hogwatch. YES. Upon initial thought the name made me think of some Harry Potter wannabe thing.

Upon further viewing I ended up watching most of it, leaving me with a "WHAT THE FUCK was THAT?" sense of awe, yet I was also intrigued. It said the miniseries was based on a novel, so I looked up Terry Pratchet. Fucker's got like 30-odd books based on this "Discworld" series, and Hogwatch was one of the books.

Apparently Death, yes they personified death as the grim reaper and all that, was basically going around as Santa Claus, or "Hogfather" as they called'em, so people wouldn't stop believing in him so the sun would come up the next day. ....Yeah it was pretty crazy but I got to admit there was something pretty funny about Death going around as ol' Saint Nick...especially when he's about to totally axe these three bastards and he goes "So The question becomes: Have you been naughy....or nice?" And he totally throws them off a gorge. ...Kinda funny.

Anyone read any of his shit?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Thanksgiving!!
« on: Nov 21, 2007, 07:37:02 PM »
I've come to the decision I prefer Thanksgiving over Christmas. I LOVE ME THE TURKEY DAY!!!

The Menu:

Smoked Turkey
Mashed Potatoes
Mashed Yams
Craisin Salad
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey Gravy

Pumpkin Pie
Cherry Cheesecake Pie
Apple Pie
Peach Pie


Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Halo 3 has arrived!
« on: Sep 25, 2007, 08:14:07 AM »
But not here! We probably won't be getting it until tomorrow.

Note: Anyone posts spoilers of the games story in this thread without the appropriate safeguards will be blatantly edited by me, myself, and I. Once I have played the game through, then you may post spoilers, though I'd still prefer the safeguards. MAXCON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Zune.
« on: Sep 17, 2007, 10:33:55 PM »
Anyone here got it and is it any good? I'm contemplating getting one considering the Bookstore might be getting two in sometime soon.

ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE! ::Hamburglar laugh and run.::::

http://ironlichstudio.deviantart.com/gallery/ And it has stuff in it!

With the closing of my local game shop I've been trying to drum up online business. Thus far, Nada, but I've had lots of time to paint my own stuff!

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Check this crazy out.
« on: May 10, 2007, 07:12:00 PM »
Crazy Holocaust Comment

Scroll down to the end with the post by "Ronald Branch". Click on his link, and it'll take you to the "Church of Zionist" or some BULLSHIT like that.

Crazy, Crazy people.

Because of this.

Yeah, I wrote it. I knew I'd get slammed on it too. It's one of the lowest brow articles I've written, I'm not terribly proud of it, and it has made me decide never again to write something on a whim even if we have a deadline and filler for an opinion piece.
Still, further reflection upon it makes me think I could've done it better, more articulated...I need to get rid of the base program installed in my head by high school to treat readers like idiots.

SO. Am I a racist? No, and that's not what's bothering me so much. It's something else entirely.
Besides the racist consensus of the current black community at campus (Such as it is), we received two letters to the editor about the article that worries me. They both essentially called me a low-brow student with less writing capability than that of a ninth grader...and this article? Supports that arguement. According to the structure, the setup, even the premise of the article in question, I am inferior in my writing skills. This is a direct contradiction to what I know; that I'm an excellent writer.
This is what concerns me the most.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey Nuri!
« on: Mar 27, 2007, 09:17:42 PM »
Band by the name Tremolo. Songs in particular: "You were born for This", "We are the new Black", "Baby Blue", and "Can you feel it now".

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I am Freaking Amazing.
« on: Mar 23, 2007, 08:14:27 PM »
It's a start.

Tactics for the Frontline. Totally me.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cap's Dead.
« on: Mar 08, 2007, 07:52:16 AM »
Dead. Whacked. Axed. Offed. Sniped. Headshotted.


Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / MIA: Faye Valentine.
« on: Feb 13, 2007, 07:56:12 AM »
Ever since her last bout of ill-advised postage about the faithfulness of men, Faye has been missing from the Sphere. This "unbiased" reporter has just one question:
Does Anyone Care?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Read my columns!
« on: Feb 06, 2007, 10:06:41 PM »
I write for this now

Now, it doesn't get me paid, but it kind of works.

I'm enthralled with the second rendition of the game.....



4th case in, son of a bitch kidnaps Pheonix's sidekick! Nobody touches Phoenix's ho, dammit! I now have an Objection...TO THIS KIDNAPPER BREATHING!!

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Myspace Page...
« on: Jan 18, 2007, 06:09:44 PM »
I'm on there.
Look under the pictures and GUESS.


    The advent of Christmas has brought my mind to an overall speculation of the happenings of this year and what I've learned, what I've lost, what I've gained, plagues my thoughts.
I've lost a lot of my naivete, my innocence. I've learned the true nature of the concept of "family", I've gained a deeper appreciation of "love" in the familial and brotherly sense, nay even in the romantic ideal. All of these revelations, these epiphanies, stem from the abhorrent countenance andactions of supposed "Blood relatives".
    I believe in forgiveness, yet I have little faith in Redemption. I believe Redemption to be a concept propagated by people who seek forgiveness through action rather than understanding what was committed was wrong, yet even if I did hold value in this ideal, the relative in question can not, will never, be redeemable in anyone's eyes.
The corruption of a damaged, helpless mind is contemptable, yet when the mind is of your own blood, nay, your own father, is turned against a brother over pettiness, arrogance, this must give the most saintly spirit pause to the soul of such a creature that would commit such a sin against family. To continue the manipulations and machinations, to have purposefully created rifts between sister and mother, father and son, to know the extent of the web of deceit stretches back decades, to just see the poison that ebbs from a single person's soul, how can you not look upon this evil and not be changed forever? How can you not lose a little piece of yourself when you see the agony one poisoned wraith wrecks upon your loved ones?
    The machinations have led to true examination of the bloodline by me, and the secrets thus revealed. What greed can do to someone, what addiction, what thoughtlessness can twist a loving soul into doing...my eyes have always been open, but now they see the truth a little bit more.
To change the legalized dying wishes of a beloved, if not blood related, family member, to see the willful indulgence of poison into one's body, to revile in absolute sloth with the sufferance of others around you, laid ontop of the manipulations, lies, and mental anguish, could make a person lose faith in love and family entirely.
    I've lost my ideology: "family" does not come first, "blood" is not thicker than water. I lost the part of me that clung to the belief that, though family may be flawed, they are your family and should be loved as such. I weep for this lost innocence, for never again will I be that pure in thought, belief, and nature; Never again.
Yet, in this loss, I gain a new religion, a new ideology based on the ashes of the old; Family is what you make it. There is a new, deeper love I feel, I understand, for the people around me who feel genuine love for me, whether it be familial or brotherly. These souls are my family, Who I've chosen to share my life and love with, whether they be blood or friends, they are important to me. I value love and friendship in a deeper, more soulful, way that I never could have without the betrayal and pain caused by sick, twisted souls. Such souls will never understand such blessings of "Love", "Friendship", and "Family".
    I am pained, but I am blessed, and though I'm unsure as to which I'd rather be, I must accept both and move forward, for dwelling in the past is the first step in the path to the corruption, the twisting of the sould, that caused all that's happened.
Lance Park

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Solid Snake Vs. Mario
« on: Dec 18, 2006, 09:53:40 PM »
I firmly support Solid Snake.

So I made this bet wtih this guy at work. Dude has quarter inch long hair, if that, and says he's going to get a mohawk. So I bet him that if he actually DID get a mohawk, as pathetic as that, I'd go to the cosmo lab at campus and get my hair dyed blonde.
Not really a big deal for me. I've toyed with the idea of dying my hair blonde for years. If it goes through, I'll put up before and after photo's.  

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Must Find this Song...
« on: Sep 30, 2006, 06:59:02 PM »
Purely Guitar, And I THINK I have a name

Fole de Spana or something of that sort....I think artist is some guy named Takaguchi? Classical genre I believe. Guitar, classical. All I have is this five minute segment of the end and the radio DJ saying "Listening to Fole De Sp--" Before it cuts out....It's at least seven, maybe ten minutes long!!

Guy comes into the Bookstore carrying this little dog. In his arms, very small. Guy puts dog on the floor, Dog walks around guys legs. Customer trying to walk past freezes.
Customer: ::Obviously afraid of Dogs:: Hey man, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy: You know, Dog's can smell fear.
Customer: Man, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy: You need to establish dominance, otherwise the dog's going to bite you.
This goes on for a few minutes
Chick Register Person next to me: Sir, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy ignores her, continues talking to the customer about establishing dominance.
Chick Register Person: Sir! You need to pick up your dog!
Guy ignores her.
I got his attention.
Me: Sir, you need to pick up your dog, NOW!
Real authoritative like, deep voice, very loud.
Guy: Okay!
He then scoops up the dog real quick like. I turn to the Register chick next to me.
Me: See, it's all about establishing Dominance with the Human owner....

We crack up for about frive minutes.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Xbox Live owners Unite!
« on: Sep 02, 2006, 09:26:15 AM »
Username: Wicked Emerid, Silver Membership.


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