Saw First Class yesterday and thought it fucking blew.  Seeing Super 8 tomorrow, hoping it's atleast enjoyable.  I couldn't stop lol'ing at Kevin Bacon in that dumb fucking helmet, so I made this:

Wal*Mart is the new place to pick up women. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU&feature=youtu.be

Why would he eat that shit in heaven?

Ever have the ones with Tabasco?  They're good as hell.

Transformers is like Sonic the Hedgehog. That shit was hot back in the day, but now you'd be better served just pretending it doesn't exist.

QFT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaA88iUaZpI&feature=player_embedded

Seriously, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

As much as I like conspiracy theories, the bottom line is that this news is irrelevant.  Will this pull troops out of Afghanistan?  No.  Will this stop the TSA and profiling?  No.  Will this end the Patriot Act?  Fuck no.  Will Barry use this to campaign out his ass?  You better fucking believe it.

I just see this as nothing more than a distraction from real issues going on in the USA and the criminal NATO bombings. Oh and they just flew the fucking Blue Angel's over us in Maryland for fuck's sake.

It's pathetic how many people are currently rah-rahing this issue.   

I paid no mind to this shite.  The only thing I've seen of it is the one wedding photo where William looks like a balding, bottom-tooth, grocery store rip-off of Captain Crunch.  We'll call him Admiral Crunch.

I heard Diana didn't even care to show up for this shit either.  Goes to show how unimportant that shit was.

Haha apparently his hippie name was "Unicorn" because his last name, Einhorn, translated to "one horn".

As I said on another board, I managed to beat both the single player and co-op in two sittings.  

While I liked what a played, while I really enjoyed the story, writing and humor, I thought that the game was too short and too easy.  The fact that you are very limited to what you can and cannot shoot portals on greatly cuts back on experimentation and challenge--not to mention fun.  I think the co-op portion of the game is better from a design stand-point at the very least.  Sadly the co-op is over too soon and many of the elements I had a lot fun with, like the gels, are barely used up until the endgame.  

Don't get me wrong, this is a good game, but not great.  It's a victim of hype and pricing.  I'm glad I was able to snag the game for $45 from Best Buy (with a $10 giftcard to boot) because otherwise I'd be feeling ripped off.  Here's hoping that the user created levels on the PC/PS3 can breathe some longevity into this one...

Portal 2 and MK.

Portal 2 was over-hyped and overrated.  I beat it in a sitting.

MK on the other hand is GREAT.

Picked it up this evening and I'm enjoying it. 

I have some minor gripes, some of the mechanics bug me; cage matches feel almost broken, hit detection and reversals are wimpy at times and the magnetic jumps from the ropes are just fucking weird--oh and the load times are odd and terrible (load, first entrance, load, second entrance, long ass load, match?!).  None of that, oddly, breaks the game nor does it stop it from being fun.

Planning on taking the game over to a friend's tomorrow.  Half of me is afraid that if I play online, I'll run into some redneck who's all about John Cena and I'm just not ready for that shit...

It's real TV, generally sports, no ads outside of regular commericals.

Also, The Rock is officially wrestling again. Guess his movie prospects have dried up a little lately?

Signing a four picture deal with Disney was a dumb idea.  Totally wasn't his audience.  He should have just stuck with action, since his only competition would have been Stallone and Statham.

Man...

Do you also have all three versions of Nintendogs + Cats? 

I've been playing WWE All Stars, and it is fun as fuck. It's even prompted me to try to get back into the shows, but I don't know how long that'll last.

FUCK.  NO.

I will probably pick up WWE AllStars this weekend though.

Did anyone see Dumps's roast?  Is ther a reason the idiot from the Jersey Shore even deserves to be alive?