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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Aug 12, 2010, 07:45:59 PM »
I'm a smartass redhead - don't know why I never find a police box in my yard. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Aug 12, 2010, 07:42:46 PM »
I adore Lisbeth big time. Read the movie. Watch the book. Whatever. Pull up the poster for The Girl Who Played With Fire - holy fucking shit.... 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Fresh from Facebook...
« on: Aug 12, 2010, 07:38:38 PM »
AIEEEEEEE!!!! A Megan Fox cameo!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Bernie Birthday!
« on: Aug 12, 2010, 07:35:31 PM »
Thank you all very much. Let me just say:
I have the most wonderful husband in the world
I trust far too easily and will refrain from doing so from now on
I will never forget the lessons I've learned today
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for
Oxycodin is not the answer to all problems, but it does kill pain, and the worst pain is not always physical
Sunblock is amazing shit and I will post a picture this week to prove such
I have the most wonderful husband in the world
I trust far too easily and will refrain from doing so from now on
I will never forget the lessons I've learned today
After 10 years I can say that you are all on this board better, more admirable individuals than you give yourselves credit for
Oxycodin is not the answer to all problems, but it does kill pain, and the worst pain is not always physical
Sunblock is amazing shit and I will post a picture this week to prove such
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Aug 11, 2010, 04:38:19 AM »
Hi, Toe! 
For my birthday I want a cessation of the horrible blue funk that has overwhelmed me to the point of recluse status for the past few months. I know it's a hell of my own making, but I'm ready for a mindwipe at this point.
And we now have six dogs. 
For my birthday I want a cessation of the horrible blue funk that has overwhelmed me to the point of recluse status for the past few months. I know it's a hell of my own making, but I'm ready for a mindwipe at this point.
And we now have six dogs.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The Fiero Birthday Thread!
« on: Aug 11, 2010, 04:33:30 AM »
In the bag or the mom?
Happy belated, Fiero!
Happy belated, Fiero!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you watching?!
« on: Aug 11, 2010, 04:31:27 AM »
Going through Doctor Who withdrawal, especially with two women to drool over this time. I find River Song beyond hot for some reason - not the actress playing her, the character.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Fresh from Facebook...
« on: Aug 11, 2010, 04:26:20 AM »
The Breast Fairy can be a bitch, especially when she visits in the summer between school terms. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday, Brian Drummond!
« on: Aug 11, 2010, 04:24:24 AM »
Can't believe his son is now a VA. Tempis Fugit!
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Catalonia, Spain bans Bullfighting
« on: Aug 10, 2010, 04:36:29 AM »
We always cheer for the bulls during the Pamplona run.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last thing I ate was...
« on: Aug 10, 2010, 04:34:54 AM »
Slow-cooked oatmeal with flax seeds. None of that instant sugared confetti shit. I'm bodybuilding again. Realized that with Eddie traveling so much I'd be quite in the poo if I had to transfer his mom from her chair to the car since she weighs over 200.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Aug 10, 2010, 04:30:33 AM »
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Devoured the books. Fell in love with Lisbeth both in print and on screen, which is rare. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Happy Birthday Beck!
« on: Aug 10, 2010, 04:27:36 AM »
I bring up the rear with birthday wishes! 
That should make for some interesting misreadings.
That should make for some interesting misreadings.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I got into an accident two days ago.
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 10:52:27 PM »
Bet it could go up to eleven....
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: People still use myspace?
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »
Damn, this cracked me up. Too much Wooster & Jeeves. Everything is funny. This would be a good time to watch Leno.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What song are you listening to NOW? (Redux, bitches.)
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 10:41:52 PM »
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought a chick was singing the first time hearing that song. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What are you reading?
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 03:17:39 PM »
The World of Jeeves - P.G. Wodehouse
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I apparently have media credentials.
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 03:15:49 PM »
My brother's outside cat lives in the garage and hollers 'BAAAARN!" whenever he's taken to the vet. I interpret that as a clear cry to be put back. And don't forget the YouTube felines who say "Oh, long johnson" and "Hello!" amongst other things.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I got into an accident two days ago.
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 03:14:19 PM »
Better than socket sex? Murry the Evil Skull used to swear by it.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 03:10:48 PM »
We're finding all kinds of cheap Hammer and Vincent Price movies in bookstores - got the Witchfinder General (AKA The Conqueror Worm) the other day for $4.99.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Deep Thoughts by Beck Handey
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 03:06:44 PM »
As long s the leg lifting isn't followed by peeing in the bed it's all good. As least talking, moving, etc. wards off my nemises - sleep paralysis. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
« on: Apr 09, 2010, 03:04:00 PM »
Be on the lookout for Connie88, latest member with no info in the profile, and use these powers only for good. With great powet comes great responsibility....
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: What Anime are you watching?
« on: Apr 07, 2010, 04:13:06 PM »
On one hand, I like to see how well an anime stays with the spirit of a good manga - on the other, the anime can either go off-track and totally screw the pooch for getting back to a manga-based storyline (looking atchoo, Claymore!) or get into the Department of Redundancy Department feel for hardcore fans by going line-for-line.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Apr 07, 2010, 04:07:15 PM »
The 2012 movie featured massive uncontrollable floods. All the small houses on our streets are being replaced by giant houses that take up most of the lot, hence more concrete and less water absorption during the next monsoon. Houston is also woefully behind in updating flood control vs. development. Don't get me wrong; it's a great place to live if one has a 3-story pier & beam house on a hill.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I got into an accident two days ago.
« on: Apr 07, 2010, 04:03:19 PM »
What I got was the thought of Derrick with one arm inspired the touching.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: People still use myspace?
« on: Apr 07, 2010, 01:25:30 PM »
Art thou referring to the 4Chan board?
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: The last movie I saw was...
« on: Apr 07, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »
We see enough of that in the hood what with ancient flood control standards and new McMansions taking up a giant permeable landprint. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: I apparently have media credentials.
« on: Apr 07, 2010, 01:21:02 PM »
Spanish "R" is much kinder than Gaelic "R", which is somewhere between a hiss and a purr. If cats ever master human speech, they'll be speaking Gaelic.
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Missing the point.
« on: Apr 06, 2010, 01:33:59 PM »
i.e. shooting up a mall and letting my attorney get me a sweet deal by claiming childhood trauma from being made to eat Space Food Sticks. 
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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: где купить не (AKA Russian Bullshit.
« on: Apr 06, 2010, 01:31:16 PM »
WTF with all these spam monkeys?? 