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Last year's crop was definitely better. Not a ten in there. If I HAD to... Lorraine Gonzales.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Osama bin Lama dead.
« on: May 02, 2011, 10:57:36 AM »
I am calling Bravo Sierra. They should've suspended his body from a cage over the WTC site.

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Neptune was always my favorite. I wanted to bang her from behind just to smell her hair.

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The new IE is oddly similar to Chrome.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: pfft feminists
« on: Apr 27, 2011, 10:01:54 PM »
True, but nowadays all they do is bitch about how the Senate fucked them over.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: 888
« on: Apr 27, 2011, 10:01:10 PM »
You fix nothing.

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A glass of farm fresh milk.

Jelly?

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Yeah. Ask the next Brit you see to say aluminum.
PEED-o-phile?

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They taste like wonderous things.

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Severence, awesome British Horror film.

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Kary does, too.

You're both retarded. Blueberries are the best fruit ever.

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What of barley and malted rice?

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This thread makes me want raspberry preserves.

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I hate Scott Pilgrim and I hate Michael Cera. I was so glad when it tanked.

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I am healthy. I think. Well, maybe not after tonight. Nearly had a heart attack due to those damned cheeseheads.

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And some wierdos wear tinfoil suits. Welcome to the twenty-first century.

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Like Peruvians know. They're so far away from the Inca you could call me a knight.

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I just used a hacked password to get into Brazzers. All the good pr0n, alot less bad acting from Gina Gershon.

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Don't remember who watches Dexter but just fyi hes divorcing from his wife in real life cause he supposedly cheated on her with nasty white-trashy Julia Stiles.
I nnever found her much attractive, but then I never found Debra hot either.

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Better that than a Human Centipede.

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HAHAHA! That sucks.

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I want to put a thumb in Miguel Prado's bitch.

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...DVDs? What is this? I stream everything now.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Re: Sup WW3
« on: Dec 13, 2010, 06:33:11 AM »
I KNEW HE WAS JACOB FAN!

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I was watching Indy and the Crystal skull and COMPLETELY forgot it was on last night. Thank Jesus for ondemand.

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How about beans?

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