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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Where the F is Faye?
« on: Aug 26, 2016, 07:41:20 AM »
Someone tell that girl to get her sweet ass back here 😠

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Baltimore
« on: Jul 11, 2015, 08:58:31 AM »
So I'm thinking about going to a metal festival in Baltimore next year in May and if I'm going there I might as well make a longer holiday out of it.
Anyone here familiar with the city and know any must-see sights?

Ok so I know most of you are Yanks who got a weird sense of what sports matter (except you my darling Faye, but I know your team isn't playing), but I can't be the only one whose super jacked-up these days can I?
Can I?

C'mon people, this is the World Cup!
This matters more than regular sports, more than politics, more than war, more than LIFE!



Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / My 5 minutes of facebook
« on: Feb 25, 2014, 12:27:29 PM »
So after much nagging from friends I finally decided to give in and get a facebook page. Pretty standard at first, give your name, e-mailaddress, birthdate and after verifying your e-mail you're off.
Until about 5 minutes in, I'm still setting up my shit and I suddenly get a pop-up that I need to log in again. Ok, but now they're asking for my phone number. Hmm, not too happy with that but then again my phone number is visible on my linkedin page too.
But then of course, I never receive the text message with the verification code. I try a couple of times, but nothing. So next step, I fill in their online helpdesk form telling me about this problem. I receive an email reply in minutes telling me they can only help me if I send them a copy of my passport.

WTF bitches, what's the next step? Do I need to send you DNA samples just to register on your stupid social network?
So I just sent them a reply asking them to permanently remove my account instead.
This shit is way more trouble then it's worth to me

Or at least the best one I stumbled on this week.

The 100 greatest movie threats of all time:

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / So you know how...
« on: May 02, 2013, 10:32:34 AM »
... when a program crashes Windows will spend a minute or so to automatically find a solution?

Has anyone ever experienced Windows actually finding a solution?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey Faye
« on: Apr 17, 2013, 05:44:30 AM »
Since you're in London, can you do me a favour?

If you see one of those unwashed hippies today celebrating Thatcher's death, can you kick them hard in the nuts for me?  :happy:

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy birthday Rama
« on: Jan 11, 2013, 02:32:23 PM »
Since one good turn deserves another:

Happy birthday Rama!

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / New lurker record
« on: Nov 08, 2012, 12:13:57 PM »
Most Online Today: 40. Most Online Ever: 40 (Today at 12:05:10 PM)

God bless the spambots

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Smegging Hell
« on: May 20, 2012, 03:22:33 AM »
There's gonna be a new Red Dwarf series later this year

 :raiseroof: :raiseroof: :raiseroof: :raiseroof: :raiseroof:

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / What do women want?
« on: May 15, 2012, 04:12:04 PM »
Ok the following thing happened to me today, which I'd like your opinion on.
I'd finally got my girl to come with me to a death metal concert and even got her to allow me to take along my mates and drink all the beers I wanted,
So on the way home on the public transport I was all high on endorphins and adraneline and whatever good old chemicals your body makes up when you feel good (+ some alcohol).

So when some wannabe gangsta on the metro pulled a gun on me and demanded all my money, I responded by headbutting him, throwing his gun away through the cart and pushing him out when the doors opened. Rest of the passengers loved me, but not my girl. She's as pissed off as I've ever seen her. Tonight I'm banished to the couch in the home I pay the mortgage on.

WTF? Now I'm not gonna pretend that I did any thinking how I should act, it all happened quickly and on instinct. But was I really in the wrong? Seems to me if I just forked over the money she'd probably be angry with me for being a pussy. Did I really fuck up or was I the victim of a catch 22?

Due to neverending US and EU pressure on our drug laws, new legislation became active today. Only in a few cities so far, but in a few months it should be active everywhere.
Instead of just walking into a shop and buying some hash or weed (as you do), we now have to officially register with a shop and then can only by drugs from there. And Satan only knows what the government plans to do with that registration database.

In the cities that had to conform to this law today there were massive protests apparantly with all the shops staying closed, to which the city councils responded that then they can stay closed forever.
This depresses me. I enjoy the occasional smoke after a long workday, but I'll be damned if I'm officially gonna register as a pot smoker. And I really don't want to buy from some shady guy on a corner somewhere either.

I predict I'll be back on the booze before the year is out

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / So how's everyone doing?
« on: Feb 01, 2012, 03:54:35 PM »
So now I'm back after an 8 year hiatus or so, I'm kinda curious how everyone is these days?

Me, I'm kind of good. Managed to get my MBA and got a job as an IT consultant, which is too boring to talk about but pays shitloads of cash and gets me to see a lot of different companies from the inside. Even spent some in the States on a project a few years ago, though it was just in Missouri.
On top of that I managed to net myself a female of the species strong enough to finally get a hold of me and tune down my kind of chaotic and alcoholdriven lifestyle. Which makes me about 50% more reliable and about 500% less interesting.
But then again, there's a lot of competition for the official town drunk in my city, so I'd never would have made it to the big leagues anyway. So it's probably all for the best.

So how've you all been doing this past decade?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey Nuri
« on: Nov 01, 2004, 09:06:01 PM »
I was just wondering, one of your previous board had an 'ignore' function. I remember using it on Lenin at the time. If you'd enable it for a user, the board would not show posts from that user when you read a thread. Does this board have such a function too, and if so could you enable it?
If not, never mind.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Damn me
« on: Oct 31, 2004, 08:33:54 PM »
Argh, why do I wait to do everything at the very last moment! I did this internship, like way before the summer and I suddenly decided to dissapear from the face of the Earth for a few months again, but now there's still the internship report I have to turn in. At least if I'm ever gonna finish my damn study. Now I've been telling my research coach, the woman against whom I have to defend my final research paper and who'll also grade this report, that it's been finished for weeks now. But that it's on the computer back in my mom's house, so I'll have to go there and get it first. Truth is of course, I hadn't even started on it. So anyway now the deal is that I e-mail her the file before she gets in the university Monday morning.

So here we are 3:30 am on Sunday, I only perhaps have one-third of the thing done, and I got about 5 hours left tops. Thing is, I'm still strangely confident that I'll get it done (though that may just be drugs talking) even though I can't seem to stay focused on it for longer then two minutes (but again that may just be the drugs).

Long story short; you mooks are gonna have ta entertain me, cause I'll be here all night long

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