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Family tree.  Nerds.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / 888
« on: Apr 21, 2011, 08:52:33 AM »
You know, I love palindromes and patterns, but I can't help but make or take a pellet whenever I have a chance to ruin the triple ochos.  Still, it always gets corrected in short order.  Is this automated or do you go through the effort to manually correct it every time?

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I seem to recall ranting about this before here, but here it goes again.

The urinal is the place for many things.
  • getting rid of liquid waste
  • singing songs in your head
  • spelling out things on the inside of the urinal
  • not looking directly at anyone else
  • trying to not stand in any urine on the floor

The urinal is NOT the place for bland pleasantries.  I have very little patience for indulging people's desire for small talk normally, but when I have my penis in my hand and I'm expelling bodily waste, I have even less.

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It's a bit annoying.  I hope I don't come close to my 7+ hour personal record.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
« on: Jan 22, 2010, 12:57:10 PM »
Šere are too many Beck žreads in a row.  Šis one shall be about bacon.  I know it's a crutch šat's used by people to spice up ošerwise uneventful food, and šat it isn't še greatest žing for you, but DAMN do I ever love it.

You know what, no, this žread isn't about bacon anymore, it's about football.  I hope Minnesota loses horribly in the championship game and Favre puts šem žrough the latest round of "Will he retire or won't he?".  Another satisfying result would be Minnesota going to še Super Bowl and šen getting stomped by še Jets, Favre's old girlfriend.  But šat would require še Jets beating Indianapolis and I don't see šat happening.

Never mind football, šis žread is now about cable.  I should really cancel it already, shouldn't I?  I really only use še tv for watching sports and še occasional episode of Colbert or Conan or Chuck if I happen to be around and not doing anything at še time.  Ošerwise I get most of my tv online.

Really, I guess, šis žread is about me and how I'm pretty great.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Concerning Texas
« on: Sep 12, 2008, 01:31:56 PM »
Issue 1: A friend of mine just got back from playing minor league ball in Amarillo for the summer and related to me an interesting story.  When asked by a girl, a college graduate at that, where he was from, he replied, "Wisconsin."  To which she replied, in all honesty, "Where's that?"  When he explained that it was a state she asked where.  Then she seemed unable to understand that it was to the north of Texas, apparently believing that Texas takes up the entire middle of the country.

Now my dad, who used to do a lot of business travelling down there and to Mexico, once brought back a postcard featuring an image titled "A Texans view of the United States" in which Texas did indeed take up the entire middle of the country with the other states pushed over to the sides or combined into vague identities like "Bunch of little states".  I had no idea it was so true.


Issue 2: Why the hell is the San Antonio Chamber of Commerce sending me email trying to get me to move there?

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / It's time for vengeance
« on: Dec 20, 2007, 11:17:54 AM »
Round up the posse, it's time to go hunting.

Last night I left work and got out to the parking lot to find my rear driver's side window shattered.  Missing was my backpack filled with about $200 worth of almost new climbing equipment.  This in itself would be enough to send me into blind rage, what with all the hassle of dealing with insurance, contacting the police, replacing the quipment, etc...

But also in that backpack was a notebook that had creative shit (sketches, writing, notes, etc.) spanning more than 10 years.  I've often contemplated the concept of infinity - last night I think I finally understood.  That was how much anger filled me.

This morning it has cooled to a cold desire for revenge.

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Job interview?  Graduation or some other formal event?  Church?

Or perhaps he's just like a guy back in the early part of the century and always wears a suit.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / You guys are slackers
« on: Aug 08, 2006, 11:54:08 AM »


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MS. R.R.E.

Hope you have some fun.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / New apartment. Huzzah!
« on: Apr 18, 2006, 09:27:49 AM »
So I've finally moved into my new place.  It's in a building that looks a little rundown, but the apartment itself is really nice.  The landlord went to college with my dad and has been a friend of the family my entire life, so that's nice.  He's a contractor with a lot of nervous energy, and the apartment was recently remodeled, which is also nice.  One of the people that live in the building has ferrets, so that's not nice.

Since I've always lived like a hermit, I had next to nothing for furnishing, limited to only a bed, my desk, and a beanbag chair with a hole in it.  The situation is great for college living -- you're poor as dirt and moving constantly.  But I have a real job now and it's probably time to put that style of living behind me.  Since I've saved up some money while living at home, I went out and bought a new living room set; add a 26" LCD tv, surround system, a little kitchen set and all the other miscellanious shit one needs to live alone and my checking account is screaming for mercy.

However, my apartment actually looks pretty nice now.  It almost looks like an adult with some modicum of style lives there.  Of course the adult portion gets tossed out when you wander into the sedond bedroom, filled with boxes and boxes of toys...and the "style" portion evaporates when you walk into my bedroom with the broken Rubbermaid drawers as a makeshift dresser and the unmade bed with the mismatched sheets.  But it's a nice illusion while it lasts.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy birthday to me.
« on: Dec 06, 2005, 02:05:06 PM »
Unlike D, I remembered to mention it before it was too late.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Sphere family tree
« on: Feb 25, 2005, 12:26:37 AM »
Saw the relation thing mentioned in another thread, so I looked around and was surprised to see I still had this diagram, drawn long ago.



It was up to date at the time, though there has, no doubt,  been more interbreeding by now.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The many faces of Sam
« on: Oct 24, 2004, 10:19:15 PM »
I'm hungry

I know, I'll have an apple!



Ah, there the fridge is, over there.
*opens door*



Wait a minute, where're the apples?!



They're all gone, you say?!



What if I won't be able to get any more apples ever?!



That's makes me sad.



Wait, no, it makes me angry!



Oh, never mind, there's one.
*eats apple*

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