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We do not know if it was intentional or not.  :-\ knowing him, neither seems more likely than the other. All we know is that it was an overdose of some kind, and that he was cremated at the behest of his mother.  There was no funeral, but there will be a wake for Jeremy on Christmas day.
Patrick, the man who has been my best friend for the past.....  :-\ um, I guess four-ish years came to my house today with what struck me as very unsurprising news, even though it was terribly sudden.  In the ten years or so before I moved here to Roswell in my 10th grade year Patrick was Jeremy's best friend.  And as far as anyone could say, based on what he has said over the

 :blink: I have surprised myself with how unaffected by all this as I am, but only in the degree to which I am unaffected, not the mere prospect.  The simple point of the matter is that he truly died years ago, and this time it's just physcially manifested.  :blink: Yet no more concrete to me.

He had lost his mind years ago, and we (and perhaps he) all knew it. Here's what's left of a boy who was my friend..

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / That's My Ass!
« on: Oct 30, 2007, 02:51:49 PM »

 :( And I'm completely Spider-manning about it. Whenever this shit happens you always know exactly who to blame for it, yet you know you can't accomplish anything by doing so.  :nono: So it's never a compicated issue, and you always feel like you didn't really mourn enough or at least didn't spend enough time thinking about it. Does that make sense to anyone? It should, because everything I say makes sense.

 :) So. Where does everybody live, what is everyone doing (real quick on this part, god damn it), how old is everyone, what's everyone birthday, who's everyone favorite X-man, how muscular is IDE, yadda fuckin damn yadda. Whatever else you feel should be regarded as a relevant detail.
I'm trying to keep up on all you idiots so that can more effectively mock your absurd, worthless lives.

No, I joke AT YOU!  :rawr: After all, Faye at least has money... and nice skin!  :happy:

I get to go first, because I'm the me-est.  :guitar:

I am 24 right now, being that I was born at 6:38 PM on Tuesday, March 29th, 1983 AD, in the city of Indianapolis, Indiana which lies at 39*N and 86*W.  :D Ahem.
I'm still living in Georgia, having moved out of the city and back into Roswell, but now I'm living in the basement of a house that is contained of three rented-out rooms, owned by a friend to whom I pay rent. I'm working a local mom-and-pop Italian place as a chef and at the Coldstone Creamery down the road as a regular... working-there guy.  In two or three years, my father is going to retire (at the age of 55!) and give me a quarter of a million dollars with which I will buy my own Coldstone franchise and proceed to make ice cream for customers whether or not they are physically attractive.  ::)
Then I plan on moving to California and getting my NCGCR liscense and a Master's Degree in psychology so that I can do what I really want to do: teach fucking astrology.   :)

I like Metriod.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / God damn it!
« on: Sep 20, 2007, 12:03:53 AM »
Shit!  :mad:

You know? I mean, just like...

Like, fuck!  :mad:

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / It's official
« on: Sep 08, 2006, 09:04:44 PM »
My first ever post from my own computer, ever. I hope you're all happy with this.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey Stupids
« on: Apr 29, 2006, 09:29:22 PM »
Shut up.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Well.Here I am.
« on: Jan 20, 2006, 10:15:55 PM »
I'm only posting here to let Jordan know why I disappeared last month after stating that I was gonna start being online a lot more often. I uh... I actually have a pretty good reason.  My apatment building caught fire on December the 12th and nearly everything I own got wet, and I wasn't able to work for over a month and I still haven't gotten everything back in order, but I will be online again by likely April, so I'll be active in this realm of existence once again.

Um. Yeah. :unsure:  


Also, Charley Murphy and Michelle Rodriguez.  :)  

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / God of War
« on: Apr 10, 2005, 01:20:25 PM »
No post. Must stab minotaurs in throat. Good happenings.Wait for return of Megatron.

Seventeen is legal in this state, but still. When she works with you, and you hired her yourself............... you really start to feel repulsed by yourself.  :(  

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Miss Faye Faye
« on: Mar 02, 2005, 02:15:01 AM »
Actually, I'll call you anytahing you fucking want me to call you if you keep creating avatars allong this line of presentation.   ;)

Chelsey, Nuri. You could learn a lot from this girl. She's the one to em-you-late.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Mike Miksch
« on: Feb 24, 2005, 11:25:28 PM »
. is making me want to chew on him. He's a pster I have great deal of respect for, is the maddening part.  <_<


Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
« on: Feb 21, 2005, 06:59:03 PM »
:) I am so fucking naughty! Ha ha ha!

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Cat got out
« on: Jan 22, 2005, 12:14:14 PM »
Can't find him. Sucks.  :(  

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I just watched Zatoichi
« on: Dec 26, 2004, 12:47:24 AM »
The new Beat Takeshi one. Anyone else seen it?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / My Dad's 50th was Sunday
« on: Dec 14, 2004, 01:26:14 AM »
I just found out talking to him tha the voted for Bush.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Fucking Taki
« on: Oct 25, 2004, 09:27:50 AM »
Hey Stupids. Did any of you guys ever finish all of the way-too-hard missions in Weapon Master? There's this time-sensitive one where Taki is the third person and has the magical permanent block feature and it's pissing me off, because I can buy costumes for about everyone but my favorite characters.

Plus, what's the Raphael/Link cutscene like?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / C'mon, Bernie
« on: Oct 11, 2004, 12:57:15 PM »
Get a fucking avatar. You've been without one for like, four years or something.

Actually, Nuri? :blink:  Do you remember when and how each individual first showed up at the sphere? Did anyone who's a regular get here through an accidental search engine stumbling or is everyone's posthood just a product of message board branching?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Screw you guys.
« on: Oct 11, 2004, 12:56:53 PM »
Double post, sorry.

I'm used to cleaning up around here.

Hey, why don't you make me the official janitor?

[fuckin damn edit] Spelling

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Hey, Tom.
« on: Oct 03, 2004, 11:19:58 PM »
Is that your real name?  You too, Chelsey.  If not , then where did you get it from?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / 100 Things I Love
« on: Sep 16, 2004, 01:59:45 AM »
If you're not on the list, your lif eis obviously meaningless.

1) Vigilante 8
2) watching cats play with stuff
3) running
4) Cowboy Bebop
5) jackknife powerbombs
6) cr0n flakes
7) Final Fantasy VII
8) The Matrix
9) stereotypical old Jewish ladies
10) coconut shrimp
11) chesseburgers. fast food or home grilled.
12) Warhammer
13) Manhunt
14) laughing children
15) fuck, crying children, too. ha ha. they probably want something, but they're not getting it, so they're crying! ha ha ha!
16) ECW
17) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
18) oral sex
19) halogen lamps
20) hockey
21) entire families of great big fat people walking around in malls or amusement parks
22) Cappy's stepdad's mustache
23) my dad's mustache, only more than I like Bob's
24) people with down syndrome. well, the nice ones
25) bumper stickers
26) The Matrix: Reloaded
27) The Agenda (Beast Wars)
28) the level "Doing Time" in Manhunt
29) oil drilling
30) shooting star presses
31) anything Sabu ever does or will do
32) Marilyn Manson
33) Gauntlet
34) when Jewish people who either know nothing of wrestling or are only extremely casual fans of wrestling ask me "what that Goldberg guy is doing now?"
35) chicks
36) Penn & Teller
37) Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
38) Capppy's big gut. ha ha ha ha ha ha!
39) the Crocodile Hunter
40) bad poetry
41) fresh strawberries
42) painting
43) Forrest Gump
44) my dad
45) cheddar. fuck white cheese
46) Transformers. well, obviously
47) popping bubble wrap
48) The Matrix: Revolutions
49) guys who say "cock-a-roach" (from George Carlin's second book)
50) beer
51) all of Agent Smith's speeches
52) Sephiroth
53) Mick Foley
54) the word "fuck"
55) pornography
56) singing about God not existing
57) how fat Andrew is
58) Twisted Metal: Black
59) Samus Aran
60) chinese dudes who break bricks and shit
61) when Janet Jackson's breast popped out at the fucking Super Bowl and America strongly insisted on actually caring
62) Fred Krueger
63) Jason Voorhees
64) um...... Freddy vs. Jason
65) Final Fanstasy: The Spirits Within
66) The Seventh Seal
67) Office Space
68) webcams
69) flirtatious homosexual men. hee hee hee
70) explosions
71) Halo. by God, Halo
72) Watchmen
73) The Doors
74) Preacher
75) ^specifically, Herr Starr
76) sexual intercourse
77) Tifa Lockheart
78) to hate stuff. stuff sucks
79) Nightmare on Elm Street
80) NOT Enter the Matrix
81) emoticons
82) Victorian women fainting
83) Snobert
84) back massages
85) tattoos that have no real meaning to the people who get them done
86) spiders
87) my little brothers and sisters
88) my step mother, too
89) Penny Arcade
90) Raphael. my favorite turtle
91) 343 Guilty Spark
92) The Unicron toy
93) bad English translations
94) (heaven help me)... Kimmy
95) the word "squish"
96) Bill Hicks
97) Jeff Bridges
98) cottage cheese
99) myself. I'm so fucking great

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / A Fucking Damn Thread
« on: Sep 14, 2004, 02:13:27 AM »
Just post your birthday. Seriously, just do it. C'mon.


Damn, where the hell is Nuri, anyway?  

........ :( ........is she getting robbed again?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Pet Check
« on: Sep 07, 2004, 02:25:38 AM »
I can't keep track of any of the animals that you sick bastards keep, mostly since one of us has a stupid little Metal Man Farm, so just lay it all down here.  Smuggled Brazilian rain forest creatures count, too.

House Cat

Amercia gray shorthair
four months old


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