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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Yo IDE, have you heard?
« on: May 23, 2011, 11:19:53 PM »
Wal*Mart is the new place to pick up women.  8) :stickdance:



Seriously, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Return of Zero!
« on: Feb 23, 2011, 12:17:36 AM »
Because Powet is pretty much dead, I figured I would return to bug you fuckers.  Is Doug in jail yet?

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Crickets
« on: Sep 29, 2009, 11:46:53 PM »
Anyone else hate the little bastards as much as I do?

It's not like I'm afraid of bugs or anything, but I flip a shit on the rare occasion that one crawls across my foot while I'm on my computer, or worse I wake up with one on me.  Worst aspect of fall, if you ask me.  Seems like if I don't kill all of the little fuckers, I'll be dealing with them all winter...  :rawr:

I've wasted how ever long it took you to read this...  :happy:

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / LAWL.
« on: Aug 05, 2007, 06:51:31 PM »
Look at the new www.Darthnuriko.com:rawr:

It's been a long time since I posted a rant.  I real fucking long time.

I got a new car yesterday, a brand new 2007 Mustang, and within two hours I get hit.  I was just sitting at a light and this asshole redneck slammed into the back of my car in a truck.  Fortunately, I was right across from the fire department, and a fireman who was outside witnessed the whole thing and called 911 in before I even had the chance.

Funny, it hasn't even been a year since my Dodge got totaled, only it was a hick bitch who slammed into me in a 4-door truck while I was sitting still in traffic.  I need to fucking get out of this state, away from fucking hicks and their fucking hick trucks.  Fortunately, my new car ISN'T totaled, but as you can see, the back is smashed up.

The guy was such a fucking asshole.  I got out of the car asked if he was okay, he didn't even ask if I or my passenger were alright, he just said "lets exchange info."  I said "not until I call the police."  He kept saying "no, no police, we just need to exchange info."  I just ignored him, and thank god the fireman was there, because I'm sure the guy would have sped off if he hadn't been.

The goddamn cops took pity on him, I guess because he was old, and didn't even give him a ticket!  It pissed me off even more that there wasn't even a scratch on his truck!  He said he was going to call State Farm in the morning, it's now almost 8pm EST and they have not been able to contact him. They are REFUSING to send out a claims adjuster until they speak with him, despite having the police report I faxed to them.  

The douche bag had a cell phone, he used it last night.  Why the insurance company doesn't have an alternate phone number for him is beyond me.  Progressive has my cell, home and work numbers...  

My knee was fucked up from getting slammed as I was forced off the clutch.  I have to wear a fucking brace for a week and I can't run.  He'll pay for that one.  I also missed work today, since I was expecting to have a claims adjustment and take it up to the body shop.

Anyway here are some pics.  Sorry about the long read, I just needed to vent.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Is it that bad that...
« on: Mar 18, 2007, 11:53:37 AM »
...I'm a quarter Irish and I despise the Irish?

Now we'll have to deal with Christmas until May...

Good question.  :ph34r:


Discuss.  Reem Nuri for her awful, disgusting lie.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / *Pfffffffffffff....!!!*
« on: Aug 06, 2006, 03:13:43 AM »

Ahhh, the way things were...  :lol:

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Clerks 2.
« on: Jul 22, 2006, 01:59:35 PM »
It's really good, that's pretty much all that needs to be said.   The other thing to note is that I haven't felt so satisfied with a movie's ending in a long time.

Choosing a shitty color pallete making it hard to read = Fail.

Hang your head in shame!

Haha!  'Bout time!

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Yo, IDE!
« on: Apr 24, 2006, 10:19:38 PM »
Check it:


Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Thank You For Smoking
« on: Apr 16, 2006, 10:51:35 PM »
Go see it.

I saw it tonight in a semi-packed theater, which was odd for Easter Sunday, go figure.  Anyway, the guy sitting next to my friend had no idea that it was a comedy and told him "shut up, you immature prick, that isn't funny!" when they introduce 'Cance Boy' in the Jenny Jones spoof in the movie's opening.  I looked to the guy and said "WHAT THE FUCK?"  He and his wife changed aisles not long after I said that...

The movie's really funny and actually has a really good message.  It's not so much about 'Big Tobacco' as much as it is people's right to choose and that people should know what's bad for them and more importantly that it's up to parents and teachers to re-enforce what is and isn't safe not pictures or messages on the side of a box...  

Deceide America.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / AIM Update
« on: Mar 18, 2006, 10:53:54 AM »
I dropped the '08' from my AIM screen name.  It's just 'ExtraZero' now, if you don't know already...  If not, update bitches.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Hills Have Eyes.
« on: Mar 12, 2006, 07:22:25 PM »
I saw it this weekend with a group of friends while I was out of town.  I was excited about the movie and skeptical about it at the same time because it and 'High Tension' share the same director and 'High Tension' was absolute crap...  But 'Hills' had such an awesome trailer I couldn't pass it up.

So more on the movie, it's more than I was expecting, a lot more.  Its a bit more 'brutal and unflinching' than I was expecting and I have no idea how they got away with the R...  It's not big on story, but they highly succeed in making you absolutely hate the Hill people and the movie is beyond tense.  

If you're going to bitch about being "poor" and "how you can't get out to see this", you're really missing out.  Word up to IDE, this one freaks chicks out.

One more thing, the 'Silent Hill' theatrical trailer looks beyond stunning on the big screen.  You also get to see a teaser for 'The Omen' remake, unfortunately the kid they got to play Damien looks like a turd-wad.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Real Life Katamari!
« on: Mar 05, 2006, 11:38:07 AM »

Go figure.

Happy Birthday, ya' wierdo!

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The Spam Solution
« on: Feb 12, 2006, 03:35:46 PM »
Just ban guests.  Logging in isn't that hard and the board won't get flooded with this shit.  This will also prevent any of us from posting under "Guest".

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Holy Shit! 3000 posts!?
« on: Jan 29, 2006, 02:49:11 PM »
Have I really wasted that much time and productivity at work, piddling away on this message board?  Wow...

99 Year-Old Sex Offender To Be Released From Prison

The funny thing is that he plead guilty and was put into prison at the age of 96, making him the oldest inmate ever!  They don't say what the did, but I'm willing to bet it involved popsicles and a cellar...

Direct Link to the Teaser Trailer

Not much is actually shown in the trailer, but what we do see is that they got the look of the film spot-on to the source material and I'm REALLY hoping they stick with that music in the film.  It's being directed by Christophe Gans (Brotherhood of the Wolf) and Sean Bean is going to be in the movie.  As far as plot's concerned, it looks like they're combining the plots behind Silent Hill 1 and 2, with a woman trying to find her daughter in Silent Hill.  Thank god they aren't over-complicating it.  It's due out April 21st.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Happy Birthday Rama
« on: Jan 11, 2006, 12:04:08 PM »
Because someone had to say it, Happy Birthday.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Clerks II Trailer Online
« on: Jan 10, 2006, 10:00:30 AM »
Clerks II Teaser

Heh, looks like Jason Lee's in it...I'm a bit curious about who he's playing since he's styled the same way as Earl.

Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Just saw 'Hostel'...
« on: Jan 07, 2006, 12:54:15 AM »
It was a much better film than 'Cabin Fever', and a bit better than I was expecting.  It takes quite awhile to get started, but they do a good job setting up the plot--although there is a sex-overload in the first third of the film, which is a stark contrast to the rest of the film.  I can't remember one scene in the first third that didn't have sex or nudity.

Eli Roth does a good job of creating a tense movie, but he likes to create tense moments that lasted too long--which makes the movie somewhat frustrating...  It's not much of a gore-fest, but it is graphic.   My friends who saw it with me forgot that it was low-budget horror film by today's standards.  The imagery created was indeed disturbing, it's no Mikai film (granted he does a great job replicating his sense of humor), but good none-the-less.

I was surprised by the film in the end, and I'd recommend seeing it at least once.  It's a sick movie, more snuff than horror, so if you thought something like 'Saw' was bad, you'll want to avoid this.

Oh yeah and despite the fact that I went to an 11:30 showing, and the nature of this film, there was a stupid bitch who brought her kid to this who sitting infront of us and the kid could have been no older than 5 and he behaved, but still find a babysitter you whore ...  If you didn't want that kind of responsibility, you should have kept your legs closed or put him up for ADOPTION!  JESUS, I swear, the people in this country...  

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