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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Important!
« on: Sep 27, 2006, 06:25:03 PM »
Looks like he wants to eat the interviewer.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Scream!
« on: Sep 27, 2006, 06:23:47 PM »
Oh come on now....there is no nudity on the internet, we all know that.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / This place is deader than...
« on: Sep 26, 2006, 08:10:32 PM »
With the thousands of posters here this place is dead?

What is wrong with the world!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Let's talk about sex!
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 12:00:21 PM »
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Also not funny.
Fag.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Horrible.
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 11:58:44 AM »
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What the fuck is it with you posting utterly unfunny images?
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09222006/s8...2bc7053e5e8.jpg

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Horrible.
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 07:40:25 AM »
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No big deal, you've yet to reveal your secret love of Thelma and Louise.
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1672/wh...kemesickrs3.jpg

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Xbox Live owners Unite!
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 07:37:54 AM »
The PSP is a dead system at this point, sales are shit, stores are yanking the movies due to shit sales and Sony is basically focusing on the PS3.    

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Furries!
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 07:35:48 AM »
Ever smell the stench of a corpse rotting in the sun for a month?

Now that'll put hair on your chest.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Let's talk about sex!
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 07:34:39 AM »
Now I've received letters about how do you know if a woman's pipes are not infested with foul smelling gunk.

Remember men to use the finger test.

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6559/santaqq8.jpg

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I'm charles
« on: Sep 22, 2006, 07:31:20 AM »
The spambots are invading!

The spambots are invading!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Let's talk about sex!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 08:29:52 PM »
But remember men there is one golden rule and I'm not talking about giving her a golden shower but this:
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...0696a1cd5ef.gif

Unless the guy is drunk and passed out than you just shag your bro's girl six ways to sunday before spraying  your goo in her mouth cause she's a ho and she likes it like the ho she is.

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...7e1f0583f22.gif

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Let's talk about sex!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 08:29:36 PM »
You masturbate.

It' trues, oh it's true.   Whatever gender you are you stick your hand down your pants between your legs, the main difference is only one gender tends to bleed like a mother fucker once a month in meaty chunks.

Unless your married in which case you have sex.   Good hard, brutal, wham bam thank you ma'am sex.    What's better than sex?    Sex with with two sisters of course.

That aside we all know what catches a man's eye first.

BOOBS!

Be it from a white girl:
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...64e9c1420b2.gif

or an Asian
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...8a6a686294d.gif

From baby to man who does not like to suckle upon a good boob?

Of course if your not a breast man than you might be an ass man.

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...854bbfe1eb6.gif

In such cases it problem means you want to FHUTA.      Surprisingly it's the girls that seem the most innocent that love being FHUTA, you know the same ones that love giving BJ's.    Stick it in and ram them like no tomorrow and they'll come back for seconds every time.

Homo's also love sticking it up the ass but they're queer so who gives a shit about them right?    And if you think otherwise I only got one thing to say to you.

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...130bf8f7081.jpg

There are some freaks out there like Bush who love to get intimate with animals:
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...beee986ff2f.jpg

Now remember folks if you plan to score and this happens:

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...355e023bf3b.jpg

Than you stop or else PedoBear will come and rape you.
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...bf561a4e587.jpg

Now girl's I know most of you probably look ugly as sin and you couldn't get a guy to go down on you if you were giving it out on the corner.  This means you Faye.   So remember you DO have alternatives!

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...21fed229be2.jpg

In case you do not know how to use this device than all you need to do is remove undergarments, spread your legs and insert like so:
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...441f43228e1.gif

Guys if your the one going in her hohoo than make sure to keep up the pace and increase velocity as you thurst until the proper conclusion.
http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...f421234125d.gif

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The most anti-emo thing ever!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 11:21:25 AM »

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The horrible truth of Rama.
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 11:05:57 AM »
We do know the truth about females online.

Guys
In
Real
Life

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Sad news!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 11:04:08 AM »
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9964/niggapleasepl9.jpg

Women eh...well we all know what he should have done.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1736/firstremotefo3.jpg

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Furries!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 10:59:47 AM »
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Also, a big WTF to that ice cream.
Let me guess.....you want to lick it all don't you.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I'm charles
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 10:59:05 AM »
I use everything for evil.

Hell I even urinate evil!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Xbox Live owners Unite!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 10:57:30 AM »
Of course can play movies and songs in it.  

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The horrible truth of Rama.
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 02:38:06 AM »
Well I do have this picture of you in the alt Vader suit.


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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Xbox Live owners Unite!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 02:35:52 AM »
I'm getting a 360 tomorrow, hey Rama want my X-box?

Oh wait you got one...fuck you than I'm going to give it to the orphans!

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Furries!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 02:33:49 AM »
We all know that people who are furries are really Satanist communist Jews who love to molest little boys and loathe freedom.   It's why they staged 9/11 and got Bush in the White House for another four years.  

But do you know how you can spot a furry?    

What if your neighbour is one......how do you know?

What kind of perverted sick twisted things do furries do?

Is there a cure for this mental retarded condition of their's?

Can their souls be saved by the loving virtue of Christanity or must they be redeemded by converting to Mulism and going on suicide bombings?

There are no easy answers.  Only stupid questions.    

Know that furries may look like many things:

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Sep04/dc2004_furries.jpg

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6045/id...oursmuchof3.jpg

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8052/fur02zf1.jpg

Their goal?  

So subvert innocent girls like this:

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...3be2726f6b4.jpg

Into this:

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...e06625c3a93.jpg

They use propaganda to attract new people by targeting the disenchanted and those who feel lost in the world:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/Gafo...ding20Proud.jpg

Can you protect yourself against furries?

Only by being vigilant and loving freedom!

Remember Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is on your side!

God Bless.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Sad news!
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 02:17:52 AM »
Not necessary.

I mean look at the last picture of him.

http://ser8.imgdump.net/images/09202006/s8...fb85ba6fe5b.jpg

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The horrible truth of Rama.
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 02:14:09 AM »
Some people have secrets.

Some people have horrible secrets.

Some people have horrible terrible secrets.

Some people have horrible terrible secrest that they would sooner kill you and consume your flesh for revealing.    

Now after years of waiting the truth of Rama can be revealed.

I warn you....once you see it there is no going back.....avert your eyes now or forsake your very soul!




















I give you....Rama in all his glory! :


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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / I'm charles
« on: Sep 20, 2006, 02:05:37 AM »
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Well I walked in there.

I knocked the dust off ye olde shakespeare.

And I am now in the official university production of As you like it.
HI Charles, you know what time it is.

It's...


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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Jill the Ripper
« on: Jun 17, 2006, 09:17:00 PM »
Oh.....well guess it means the guy in your closet will have to reach out to grab you then.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / X-Men 3 review - Spoilers
« on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:26:30 AM »
Yeah but this way at least Faye stays quiet with her mouth full.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / In the year 2004 this is what computers shall be.
« on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:25:29 AM »
It needs a horn.

That way you know when it finishes downloading a page on a 14 K connection.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Jill the Ripper
« on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:24:37 AM »
Just you wait until your laying in bed and look at him......his head will slowly turn to look at you Nuri.    

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / The truth about women.
« on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:23:05 AM »
I remember the old days, there might have been a dozen or so regular posters, there were only two or so forums at the board and people like Swoop were new.    So were Nuri and Rama.    

I blame the rest of you for destroying it all.

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Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits / Admit it your all gay, GAY FOR NURI!
« on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:20:33 AM »
She's just naturally sloooooooooooooooooooow.

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