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Title: Uncle Update
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 30, 2004, 07:58:40 PM
SO yeah. Bad off as he was a couple weeks ago....The Doc's now say the Cancer's in remission for the third time. So that won't be what gets him....Though the inevitable kidney failure of his lone kidney probably will.

He still has little apetite, and is a mere 96 pounds. His Health Care physicians have royally fucked him over, Messing up his Appetite stimulant pills, failing in general care and handling. The Docs put in three pints of blood into'em thursday and The improvement is.....Dramatic to say the least. The Health care guys also told him to cut his heart medicine pill in half...of which another doctor has now pointed out could KILL HIM so that's out.


......So Yeah.
Title: Uncle Update
Post by: Fiero on Jul 30, 2004, 08:19:11 PM
Wow.  That's a bit frightening.  May he blessed by whatever will.

EDIT: And that's a cute cat, btw.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 30, 2004, 08:21:20 PM
Iriomote cat/Yamamaya/Maya from Azumanga Daioh.
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Post by: tomduo on Jul 30, 2004, 09:16:25 PM
o.o;;

Working as a pharmacist's assistant...
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 30, 2004, 09:34:35 PM
Well...

....Besides having just one kidney, he also just has a single lung now too from a few weeks ago...oy.
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Post by: tomduo on Jul 30, 2004, 09:55:41 PM
I blame the republicans. Socialized healthcare would eliminate things like that
 
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Post by: Extra Zero on Jul 30, 2004, 11:26:18 PM
Or not...
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Post by: Bitch on Jul 31, 2004, 03:15:38 AM
You should introduce your uncle's physicians to a stabbity death. Followed by allowing their corpses to be defiled by rabid monkeys, and eaten by smelly cannibals wearing pink tutus.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 31, 2004, 08:04:03 AM
Was that Bitch 'Crazed' or just some random Bitch from whoknowswheresville?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 31, 2004, 11:16:47 AM
E, tell your uncle to sue those bitches' assessssss!!!!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Jul 31, 2004, 03:44:23 PM
Oh the Idea has crossed my mind, but my Aunt is still under the impression that "Stantford is the best!"
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Post by: tomduo on Jul 31, 2004, 05:11:54 PM
Mayo Clinic is the best.
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Post by: Fiero on Jul 31, 2004, 09:28:01 PM
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Mayo Clinic is the best.
Dude, isn't that salad dressing?
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 01, 2004, 11:19:47 AM
Mayo? That's fuckin disgusting!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2004, 12:44:31 PM
mayo with french fries yummyyy
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 01, 2004, 12:46:13 PM
x.x

A friend of mine eats Mayo on his cr0n. I think Mayo is the nastiest substance ever.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2004, 12:56:19 PM
mayo with french fries, mayo with tuna, mayo with cheesesteak YUMMYYY in fact, i order my cheesesteaks with extra mayo! and no i dont have a pimple in my face, if u r wondering
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 01, 2004, 01:24:53 PM
o.o what would that matter?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 01, 2004, 02:29:26 PM
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o.o what would that matter?
cause people are always telling me that mayo is soo greasy that makes u get pimples. which is true, it has a lot of grease
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Post by: ChelseySuzie on Aug 01, 2004, 02:44:44 PM
Mayo is disgusting, and so is butter.  For some reason, I used to like the two but now they gross me out.

Maybe it was that South Park episode where they stole Kyle's dead grandma's body...
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Post by: Guest on Aug 01, 2004, 02:49:06 PM
.......
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 01, 2004, 03:30:29 PM
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o.o what would that matter?
cause people are always telling me that mayo is soo greasy that makes u get pimples. which is true, it has a lot of grease
That's an urban legend.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 01, 2004, 10:58:37 PM
I like mayo with my tuna sandwich, with my baloney sandwich, or with a plain burger patty.  And I would prefer it be some imitation mayo like Miracle Whip Lite.  Any other way doesn't jive.

"Wickedly Yours" ha ha, best name change ever.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 02, 2004, 09:43:10 AM
I like various mustards & horseradish.  SPICY!!!

And I'm sorry about your uncle, Emmy.  They never considered M.D. Anderson here?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 02, 2004, 09:54:02 AM
Guess not. They got Moskowitz.

...ANd Yes Nuri. I like my Name Change too.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2004, 12:40:17 PM
And the kitties are adorable!
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 02, 2004, 12:45:10 PM
They are.  And see, they don't need mayo.  
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 02, 2004, 01:36:55 PM
Yet... I wonder how they would taste with it....
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 02, 2004, 07:11:16 PM
Kamineko does not like Mayo. Kamineko prefers the taste of human flesh.
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Post by: tomduo on Aug 02, 2004, 07:25:40 PM
Well I prefer chinese food. *grabs a fork and knife*

HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 03, 2004, 05:53:10 PM
A Mere fork and knife cannot hope to thwart Kamineko. Kamineko shall latch his teeth into your fingers and have them for supper! LUUUCHHAARAAANNNN!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 04, 2004, 01:20:52 PM
What about a spoon?
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 04, 2004, 04:07:26 PM
Try chopsticks.  Kitties love to bat at chopsticks when you're trying to use them.  :D  
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Post by: Bitch on Aug 04, 2004, 07:31:18 PM
But how do you cut stuff with chopsticks? It'd be kind of hard to shove an entire flailing kitty into your mouth.  :blink:  
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2004, 07:52:04 PM
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But how do you cut stuff with chopsticks? It'd be kind of hard to shove an entire flailing kitty into your mouth.  :blink:
You take BITES.  Duh.
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Post by: Bitch on Aug 04, 2004, 08:35:18 PM
But by the time you took a bit from a pissed off cat, you wouldn't have a mouth to bite with! Duh!
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 04, 2004, 08:51:56 PM
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But by the time you took a bit from a pissed off cat, you wouldn't have a mouth to bite with! Duh!
Gouge their eyes out with the chopsticks until you can stab their brain, ripping out your choice of lobes until they're braindead and have no way to respond.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 05, 2004, 12:09:17 AM
Why!?  Why is this thread making me sad!?  The kitties!!  ;_;
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 05, 2004, 07:20:39 AM
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Why!?  Why is this thread making me sad!?  The kitties!!  ;_;
These are special kitties that are only happy when being eaten.  It's okay, we won't hurt yours . . . no, no we won't . . .
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 05, 2004, 09:55:19 AM
Kamineko will feast apon your eyeballs mixed with Meatballs and drink your blood down like fine wine!
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 06, 2004, 08:10:05 AM
Well if you say they're happy being eaten...
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 08, 2004, 09:21:07 AM
Uncle Update:
Well. One Lung, One Kidney, no Spleen... From what I'm overhearing, Uncle Len's going on Dialysis very soon because his one kidney's not working.
He received 3 pints of blood. That's how low he was for a week! They should have GIVEN him that blood when he went to the hospital the first time to get the long.
And then the stupid Doctors tell him to split his heart medication in half, which COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY KILLED him because it would've flooded his system rather than a gradual release like it's fucking supposed to.
FUcking health care. Stupid, FUCKING Health care system in America.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 08, 2004, 11:55:45 AM
dude SUE THEM and u'll be richer than those fuckers altogether.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 08, 2004, 07:44:36 PM
It's not my deal to sue'em. That's up to my Aunt.....Which is probably out of the question.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Aug 09, 2004, 12:46:29 PM
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dude SUE THEM and u'll be richer than those fuckers altogether.

Unfortunately, it depends on the attorney.  In our suit for my dad's death ours asked for 10 million, then dropped the suit against the HMO & the primary care physician like an idiot, which effectively let everyone off the hook since all they had to say was that they had to do what the primary care physician told them to do.  We ended up with $18K each after Shithead took his cut; however, the case helped shut down NylCare in Texas.  :P
 
Title: Uncle Update
Post by: The D on Aug 24, 2004, 01:32:55 PM
here's one


and another one too big to be posted here.
Where's the part where he bites her hand off? (http://www.iichan.net/c/src/1093348080476.gif)
Title: Uncle Update
Post by: The D on Aug 24, 2004, 01:34:21 PM
Must be this one.

Fuck, no direct linking?! (http://www.iichan.net/c/src/1093348209543.gif) I'll have to save it somewhere then. Until then, drag and drop. >_>


E, how's your uncle?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2004, 01:52:55 PM
That reminds me of my Tokio!  ::nurses fresh scratches and bite marks::
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 24, 2004, 01:54:10 PM
wait, is that cat really that mean?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 24, 2004, 02:01:49 PM
You mean my Tokio?  Yeah, though in her defense I also like to provoke her a lot.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Aug 24, 2004, 04:34:39 PM
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wait, is that cat really that mean?
lol no im talking about that cartoon cat
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 24, 2004, 04:36:13 PM
Apparently.  It bit the girl's fucking hand off.
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 25, 2004, 02:18:16 AM
Does the hand flop around like a fish?
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 25, 2004, 07:54:11 AM
Only if your mother's present.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Aug 25, 2004, 05:33:29 PM
Kamineko is very mean. Read the fourth Manga. YAMAMAYA!

Uncle Update: He was put in a convalescence home for a few days, I think he's home now.
.....It sucks. How's that for an update?
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Post by: B E C K on Aug 26, 2004, 01:39:48 AM
That'll do, pig.  That'll do.
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Post by: Fiero on Aug 26, 2004, 02:53:38 AM
I like how you actually replied to his question.  I'm sure he hates you know.