The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 08, 2006, 08:27:19 PM
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Guy comes into the Bookstore carrying this little dog. In his arms, very small. Guy puts dog on the floor, Dog walks around guys legs. Customer trying to walk past freezes.
Customer: ::Obviously afraid of Dogs:: Hey man, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy: You know, Dog's can smell fear.
Customer: Man, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy: You need to establish dominance, otherwise the dog's going to bite you.
This goes on for a few minutes
Chick Register Person next to me: Sir, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy ignores her, continues talking to the customer about establishing dominance.
Chick Register Person: Sir! You need to pick up your dog!
Guy ignores her.
Me: SIR. SIR.
I got his attention.
Me: Sir, you need to pick up your dog, NOW!
Real authoritative like, deep voice, very loud.
Guy: Okay!
He then scoops up the dog real quick like. I turn to the Register chick next to me.
Me: See, it's all about establishing Dominance with the Human owner....
We crack up for about frive minutes.
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Oh it so funny me laugh foh frive minutes too
(http://www.tipatat.com/artworks/stereotypes/gifs/coolie.gif)
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I want the 20 seconds I spent on reading that back! now! 1, 2 3! boom!
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Faye, shut up, that was funny because it was REAL!
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Real for frive minutes.
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Also of note:
Me: "You know, if that register was your room, shouldn't you be cleaning it up right now?"
Her: "Man, If I was in my room right now, I'd be asleep in my nice warm bed."
Me: "Yeah, you and me both."
Girl: "....::Starts cracking up.::"
Me: "...Wait. What'd I say?"
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You should have ran with that.
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Oh it so funny me laugh foh frive minutes too
(http://www.tipatat.com/artworks/stereotypes/gifs/coolie.gif)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!
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At this time I wish to voice my support for E picking up register chick.
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At this time I wish to voice my support for E picking up register chick.
Seconded.
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Awww you guys....
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The alpha male has given the little one his approval
Will our "E" be successful in his courtship attempt?
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I'm actually not romantically interested in the gal in question.
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I'm actually not romantically interested in the gal in question.
Physically then?
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Me: See, it's all about establishing Dominance with the Human owner....
I applaud you on your solid joke. You better be hitting that chick soon enough.
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for great justice
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I'm not physically attracted to her either.
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Does she have a mustache?
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She's actually a cardboard cutout of J. K. Rowling
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:D