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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 08, 2006, 08:27:19 PM

Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 08, 2006, 08:27:19 PM
Guy comes into the Bookstore carrying this little dog. In his arms, very small. Guy puts dog on the floor, Dog walks around guys legs. Customer trying to walk past freezes.
Customer: ::Obviously afraid of Dogs:: Hey man, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy: You know, Dog's can smell fear.
Customer: Man, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy: You need to establish dominance, otherwise the dog's going to bite you.
This goes on for a few minutes
Chick Register Person next to me: Sir, you need to pick up your dog.
Guy ignores her, continues talking to the customer about establishing dominance.
Chick Register Person: Sir! You need to pick up your dog!
Guy ignores her.
Me: SIR. SIR.
I got his attention.
Me: Sir, you need to pick up your dog, NOW!
Real authoritative like, deep voice, very loud.
Guy: Okay!
He then scoops up the dog real quick like. I turn to the Register chick next to me.
Me: See, it's all about establishing Dominance with the Human owner....

We crack up for about frive minutes.
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 08, 2006, 08:32:59 PM
Oh it so funny me laugh foh frive minutes too
(http://www.tipatat.com/artworks/stereotypes/gifs/coolie.gif)
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 08, 2006, 10:48:25 PM
I want the 20 seconds I spent on reading that back! now! 1, 2 3! boom!
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 08, 2006, 11:22:25 PM
Faye, shut up, that was funny because it was REAL!
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Derrick on Sep 09, 2006, 12:14:08 AM
Real for frive minutes.
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 09, 2006, 10:22:50 AM
Also of note:
Me: "You know, if that register was your room, shouldn't you be cleaning it up right now?"
Her: "Man, If I was in my room right now, I'd be asleep in my nice warm bed."
Me: "Yeah, you and me both."
Girl: "....::Starts cracking up.::"
Me: "...Wait. What'd I say?"
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Rama on Sep 09, 2006, 10:29:20 AM
You should have ran with that.  
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: B E C K on Sep 09, 2006, 01:43:20 PM
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Oh it so funny me laugh foh frive minutes too
(http://www.tipatat.com/artworks/stereotypes/gifs/coolie.gif)
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!!!!!!!!
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: IDE on Sep 09, 2006, 02:13:54 PM
At this time I wish to voice my support for E picking up register chick.
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 09, 2006, 02:52:48 PM
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At this time I wish to voice my support for E picking up register chick.
Seconded.
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 09, 2006, 08:06:26 PM
Awww you guys....
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 09, 2006, 11:54:43 PM
The alpha male has given the little one his approval

Will our "E" be successful in his courtship attempt?
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 10, 2006, 10:24:23 AM
I'm actually not romantically interested in the gal in question.
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Fiero on Sep 10, 2006, 10:56:56 AM
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I'm actually not romantically interested in the gal in question.
Physically then?
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Sep 10, 2006, 01:20:07 PM
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Me: See, it's all about establishing Dominance with the Human owner....
I applaud you on your solid joke.  You better be hitting that chick soon enough.
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 01:35:19 PM
for great justice
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Sep 10, 2006, 08:19:35 PM
I'm not physically attracted to her either.
 
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: IDE on Sep 10, 2006, 08:41:22 PM
Does she have a mustache?
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Sep 11, 2006, 01:32:01 AM
She's actually a cardboard cutout of J. K. Rowling
Title: Funny occurence at the Bookstore.
Post by: IDE on Sep 11, 2006, 02:13:08 AM
:D