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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Sixty Nine on Apr 26, 2006, 10:28:15 PM

Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 26, 2006, 10:28:15 PM
... with this ID at least. ID # 69 and now with 69 posts it's just perfect. If you didn't figure out who the hell I am yet then you're not even trying to find out.
Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 26, 2006, 10:31:33 PM
Good riddance!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 26, 2006, 11:21:40 PM
I was kinda obvious if anyone remembered "Chopperface"...
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 11:23:27 PM
Which we don't.  I do, however, remember Adam Lamberg.
Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 26, 2006, 11:57:04 PM
God damned Adam Lamberg. I still get the occasional confused IM.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:01:36 AM
Ha ha!  I can only imagine.  "is thiz u?  lm 4 eva!"
Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 12:10:07 AM
It's usually something like:

"Hi who is this?"
"aDam"
"Adam who"
"Not Adam Lamberg damnit!"
"Oh I didn't think you were... but Adam Lamberg is cool!"

Okay fucking ANYONE who randomly knows who Adam Lamberg is and "doesn't remember why I'm on their MSN" is jsut someone who fucking forgot they added who they thought was Adam Lamberg to their list.

Here's one:
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Conversation with beba1561@hotmail.com at 2004-10-02 23:32:30 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(23:32:30) beba1561@hotmail.com: hola
(23:33:07) aDam: yo
(23:33:35) beba1561@hotmail.com: what?
(23:34:07) aDam: Yo like "yo".
(23:34:16) aDam: I don't know an other way to put it.
(23:36:07) beba1561@hotmail.com: who are you
(23:36:28) aDam: aDam Gardner.  Maybe you should know that since you messaged me.
(23:37:27) beba1561@hotmail.com: you are boy or girl
(23:38:17) aDam: aDam is a boy name and I am of the sex of my name.
(23:43:18) The conversation has become inactive and timed out.
(23:44:10) beba1561@hotmail.com: were are you from
(23:44:37) aDam: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.  I'm not Adam Lamberg maybe that's what you're thinking.
(23:48:33) beba1561@hotmail.com: tienes digital camera?
(23:48:42) aDam: Yeah.
(23:49:06) aDam: That's me
(23:49:26) beba1561@hotmail.com: eres gay
(23:50:39) aDam: No way!  That's a girl's lingerie.  She asked me to put it on.
(23:50:57) aDam: And a girl drew that heart around me 'cause I'm a freakin' ladie's man!
(23:51:42) beba1561@hotmail.com: my name is hilary duff
(23:52:03) aDam: Oh yeah great I'm Tom Cruise actually.  Adam Gardner is my alt.
(23:52:33) aDam: I did the crop circles too.
(23:52:36) beba1561@hotmail.com: tu culo in spanish
(23:52:44) aDam: No es espanish.
(23:52:57) beba1561@hotmail.com: i come from to espaņa
(23:53:18) aDam: I thought Hilary was from Texas.
(23:53:19) beba1561@hotmail.com: but i live in london
(23:53:39) beba1561@hotmail.com: i now
(23:54:19) beba1561@hotmail.com: adam lamberg live in new york
(23:55:34) aDam: Yeah I'm really happy for him.
(23:56:46) beba1561@hotmail.com: you asn
(23:57:54) aDam: 26/m/ um... I don't know what "n" is.
(23:58:05) aDam: You mean asian?  No.
(23:58:15) beba1561@hotmail.com: no
(23:58:27) beba1561@hotmail.com: im from to espain
(23:58:28) aDam: Although I do like their girls and anime.
(00:02:49) beba1561@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.

And then there's stuff like this:
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Conversation with dolphins63@hotmail.com at 2004-08-31 20:45:38 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(20:45:38) dolphins63@hotmail.com: hey
(20:46:08) dolphins63@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
Conversation with dolphins63@hotmail.com at 2004-09-16 18:06:30 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(18:06:30) dolphins63@hotmail.com: hey
(18:06:58) dolphins63@hotmail.com: wut is going on ?
(18:07:30) dolphins63@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
Conversation with dolphins63@hotmail.com at 2004-10-06 19:28:08 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(19:28:08) dolphins63@hotmail.com: hey who  is this
(19:28:23) dolphins63@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
(19:28:25) aDam: aDam. aDam Gardner.  Not Adam Lamberg.
(19:28:39) dolphins63@hotmail.com: oic

Or:
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Conversation with emelia_marlina@hotmail.com at 2004-10-09 09:48:29 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(09:48:29) EmELiA MarLiNa: HeyLooo
(09:48:34) aDam: ?
(09:48:41) EmELiA MarLiNa: what is your name?
(09:48:53) aDam: aDam Gardner, not Lamberg
(09:48:57) EmELiA MarLiNa: me Emelia Marlina
(09:49:01) EmELiA MarLiNa: okay...
(09:49:06) EmELiA MarLiNa: where do you live>?
(09:49:25) aDam: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
(09:49:41) EmELiA MarLiNa: cool
(09:49:49) EmELiA MarLiNa: my mom hasbeen there..
(09:49:52) EmELiA MarLiNa: working...
(09:50:05) EmELiA MarLiNa: me in Malaysia
(09:50:12) aDam: Ah cool.
(09:50:13) EmELiA MarLiNa: how old are you?
(09:50:35) aDam: 26, you?
(09:50:44) EmELiA MarLiNa: 16...
(09:51:36) EmELiA MarLiNa: heyloo??
(09:51:42) aDam: Yo
(09:51:52) EmELiA MarLiNa: you know what...
(09:52:00) aDam: What/
(09:52:07) EmELiA MarLiNa: i add you long time ago...
(09:52:16) EmELiA MarLiNa: but didnt get to chat with you...
(09:52:27) EmELiA MarLiNa: cause you dont online..
(09:52:29) aDam: Cool.  Where'd you get my address from?
(09:52:42) aDam: I've been online a lot in the past few months.  Like every day.
(09:53:21) EmELiA MarLiNa: msn adam lamberg...!!
(09:53:25) EmELiA MarLiNa: duh~
(09:54:01) aDam: Yeah well I'm not Adam Lamberg.  That was just something a lot of people got confused about.
(09:54:21) EmELiA MarLiNa: okay...
(09:54:28) EmELiA MarLiNa: hey you dont mind?
(09:54:36) EmELiA MarLiNa: i'm 16?
(09:54:48) aDam: No I was once too.
(09:54:56) EmELiA MarLiNa: okay...
(09:54:59) EmELiA MarLiNa: cool
(09:55:09) EmELiA MarLiNa: well you adam lamberg or what?
(09:55:20) EmELiA MarLiNa: *like
(09:55:25) aDam: No I'm not Adam Lamberg.
(09:55:56) EmELiA MarLiNa: sorry what i meant is you like adam lamberg or what?
(09:56:25) aDam: Oh.  Meh he's okay but I'm not a super fan.
(09:56:36) EmELiA MarLiNa: then?
(09:56:49) EmELiA MarLiNa: why that you join?
(09:57:14) aDam: The site that was up was an April fool's joke if that's what you're refering to.
(09:57:27) EmELiA MarLiNa: ooookay...
(09:57:47) EmELiA MarLiNa: have you heard about Malaysia?
(09:58:09) aDam: Sure.  Never been there  or anything but I've heard of it.
(09:58:29) EmELiA MarLiNa: oooo
(09:58:57) EmELiA MarLiNa: can i know about you?
(09:59:07) aDam: How so?
(09:59:27) EmELiA MarLiNa: can you tell me about yourself
(10:00:05) aDam: I don't know what's to tell.  I like Sailor Moon and I work at the  RCMP if that means anything to you.
(10:00:33) EmELiA MarLiNa: ookay...
(10:02:34) EmELiA MarLiNa: heyllooo?
(10:02:39) aDam: Yo
(10:02:39) EmELiA MarLiNa: still here?
(10:02:46) EmELiA MarLiNa: what are you doing?
(10:03:05) aDam: I'm browsing a Sailor Moon picture board.
(10:03:11) EmELiA MarLiNa: really?
(10:03:12) aDam: &http://tvkun.aya-matsuura.com/up3/upb.cgi?page=0&min=
(10:08:12) The conversation has become inactive and timed out.
(10:11:51) aDam: I've gotta take off.  Later.

And it goes on like that up to Z.
Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:45:06 AM
That's what happened when the minishrine site got popular and all these yutzes added "darthnuriko" to their contacts and "didn't know why".  I'm way too fucking polite with strangers.  You fucking homos!  "I don't know why I have you on my list".  Then don't fucking bother me.  Asscakes.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 12:58:30 AM
Yeah. I started polite then I started blocking without comment but when I get bored I get into it rudely with them.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 01:03:01 AM
I could never do the rude thing.  Maybe now I could, but not then.  In the end, I'd rather not deal with it all together.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 01:04:58 AM
I considered getting really vulgar for a while but, considering they're all kids, I decided against it.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 27, 2006, 05:00:01 PM
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I could never do the rude thing.  Maybe now I could, but not then.  In the end, I'd rather not deal with it all together.
But you told people to eat their own fecal matter on several occasions...and now you're saying that you were never rude?  *Pfffttttt*
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 08:32:01 PM
I asked nicely!
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Post by: Merla on Apr 29, 2006, 08:54:46 PM
I thought you were Dez and then I thought you were actually a girl until I figured out you really were.  
Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 08:59:43 PM
....now that the knowledge is irrelevant and useless.  Congratulations.
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Post by: Guest on Jul 14, 2006, 07:50:34 AM
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Post by: Sam on Jul 14, 2006, 09:14:32 AM
If this thread was to be uselessly bumped, is should have been done on June 9th.
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Post by: Merla on Jul 14, 2006, 02:53:10 PM
Someone fucked up big time.  They should next try for September 6.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 16, 2006, 07:27:14 PM
That is a very weird 69.  That's like a blind person's 69.  "I can't see you!  There you are!"  "Good thing my ass has braile!"
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 17, 2006, 05:22:15 AM
Weird. That wasn't even me...
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2006, 08:54:50 PM
Find 85.105.122.247.  Find them and destroy them!
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 17, 2006, 08:56:17 PM
Hey, I just noticed aDam has two 69's in his.  Ha ha.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 17, 2006, 09:35:26 PM
Oh wow. That's awesome.  I hope the powet never goes out... which unfortunately it does around here on a weekly basis if not more...
Title: This will be my final post...
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Jul 18, 2006, 05:22:17 AM
Hm.... had a powet failure but kept my IP.  w00t!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 20, 2006, 05:49:43 AM
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Hm.... had a powet failure but kept my IP.  w00t!
Woww why is that? That used to happen a LOT when I was younger(around 10) but it was because there were terrorists in Peru and they were bombing the light towers aaall the time. But we had those machines that produce electricty for the whole house so we didn't suffer too much:-D(regarding the light problem, of course)
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2006, 11:40:37 AM
Goddammit, I deleted and banned two spammers and this still got bumped by another spammer.  Why are they in love with this topic?
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Post by: Sam on Dec 20, 2006, 02:24:24 PM
Who doesn't love a good 69?
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2006, 03:08:32 AM
You, Sam!  I learned it by watching you!
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Post by: Sam on Dec 21, 2006, 02:18:41 PM
I'm a little turned on now.
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 21, 2006, 02:52:33 PM
Good thing you still have one glove left.
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Post by: Rama on Dec 23, 2006, 11:09:34 PM
Hermies posted that? You corporate whore!  
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Post by: IDE on Dec 24, 2006, 03:42:46 AM
nuri sold us out!

(yeah i finally decided to log in.)
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Post by: B E C K on Dec 27, 2006, 04:43:18 AM
I did not sleep with that woman.
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Post by: Merla on Dec 29, 2006, 03:29:48 PM
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I did not sleep with that woman.
No but IDE probably did.  
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Post by: Rama on Dec 29, 2006, 10:16:11 PM
Not if she was old enough to legally drink he didn't.  
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Post by: free adware on Mar 27, 2007, 08:38:40 AM
I would like to be banned please.
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Post by: Derrick on Mar 27, 2007, 05:13:37 PM
Isn't all Adware free?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 27, 2007, 05:20:17 PM
As are all bannings.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 27, 2007, 09:58:08 PM
After $39.99 mail in rebate that is.  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2007, 12:01:07 AM
No, bannings are free.  Promptness is not.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 28, 2007, 01:09:34 AM
So you're telling me this rebate chell is worthless?  
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Post by: IDE on Mar 28, 2007, 01:32:35 AM
Nuri lick my ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsah!

I expect this banning in 2012 plzkthxbai
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 28, 2007, 10:24:02 AM
That didn't do it for me.
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Post by: Medicine por on Mar 28, 2007, 10:59:18 AM
Me, too!
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Post by: Derrick on Mar 28, 2007, 04:13:04 PM
If it did it for me, I'd worry.
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Post by: All pharmacy ajb on Mar 29, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
My uncles touch me!
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Post by: Rama on Mar 29, 2007, 01:56:56 AM
Oh...I don't usually do this, but I think I'll click on everyone of those since you posted them.  
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Post by: Merla on Mar 29, 2007, 05:54:16 PM
What is with all these spam freaks?!?  
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 29, 2007, 08:52:02 PM
Aren't they bots or somethin'?
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Post by: Rama on Mar 29, 2007, 10:26:56 PM
They are taking over! It's Judgement Day! Govinator save us!  
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 29, 2007, 10:51:07 PM
This is just one of the reasons I quit using Invision for my forum software.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2007, 12:44:15 AM
What do you use now anyway?
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Post by: All medicine zrw on Mar 30, 2007, 03:52:06 AM
SPAM!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 30, 2007, 03:32:29 PM
Be quiet.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 01, 2007, 03:42:35 PM
If we ever get to a point where everyone communicates through Internet then everyone but one person could die and that person would probably take like a year to notice they're the only person on the Earth because of all the sophisticated bots out there.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 02, 2007, 04:59:08 PM
OMG, what a day that would be.  I think the person would just go into crazy-ass denial and resume communications with the bots.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 03, 2007, 12:32:21 AM
Or they'll glasses would break. They had the time now! THEY HAD THE TIME!  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 03, 2007, 12:46:04 AM
To talk with the bots?  Well maybe they'll luck out and the computer can read the books to them.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 15, 2007, 02:50:17 PM
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 16, 2007, 08:47:57 PM
That's my girl! now you are talking like me!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 17, 2007, 05:51:45 AM
:huh:



Nuri, I think you got it angry.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 17, 2007, 11:03:39 AM
And you wouldn't like it when it was angry.  
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Post by: Simon on Apr 17, 2007, 11:13:42 AM
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Hi Lucy! Photo I received! Thanks!
Hi Lucy! Photo I received! Thanks!
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Post by: Simon on Apr 17, 2007, 11:13:58 AM
:o  
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Post by: Guest on Apr 17, 2007, 11:16:11 AM
Hi Lucy! Photo I received! Thanks!
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Post by: IDE on Apr 17, 2007, 05:58:12 PM
Lucy! wtf! Where's mine!?
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In Soviet Russia, photo receives you!
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