The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 26, 2006, 08:25:19 PM
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Okay. Cute chick in the bookstore I work for, and I'm getting vibes she might be interested in me, as I'm interested in her.
Thusly, I have talked her with her as much as possible, and discovered that she loves Scrabble.
JACKPOT. I kick ASS at Scrabble, I hope.
Anyway, so, she wants to come over tomorrow evening, or Friday evening, or Next Tuesday evening, and play Scrabble.
The advantage of tomorrow evening is that Nobody else in the house will be home.
Dear god. My Family has perfect timing. And God, don't let me screw this up. Please...
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Answer the door naked and see what happens.
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Remember E, be forward otherwise you'll wind-up 'just friends'.
On second note, rent the movie 'Just Friends' for further clarification and the hilarity that is Ryan Reynolds.
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Spell out dirty words. Had the most sexually charged Scrabble game with Janine once. Half the dirty stuff was hers too. Haha.
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_160.jpg)
Anyway good luck.
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Okay. Cute chick in the bookstore I work for, and I'm getting vibes she might be interested in me, as I'm interested in her.
Thusly, I have talked her with her as much as possible, and discovered that she loves Scrabble.
JACKPOT. I kick ASS at Scrabble, I hope.
Anyway, so, she wants to come over tomorrow evening, or Friday evening, or Next Tuesday evening, and play Scrabble.
The advantage of tomorrow evening is that Nobody else in the house will be home.
Dear god. My Family has perfect timing. And God, don't let me screw this up. Please...
You gotta stop worrying about screwing it up. If you’re dwelling on not wanting to screw it up, then you'll screw it up. Trust me. So don't even think about. Just envision it going perfectly, exactly what you want to happen and then just try to make that happen. Don't think about what could go wrong. If something does go wrong, just roll with it. Hell, if you do it right you can even turn it around and make it works for you. You just gotta let happen, happen. I mean you might not hit a homerun right, but if you can at least get it to where she wants to do this again, or maybe even something different, then you've got your foot in the door and you can work with that.
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Spell out dirty words. Had the most sexually charged Scrabble game with Janine once. Half the dirty stuff was hers too. Haha.
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_160.jpg)
Anyway good luck.
Ent?
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Oh, yeah, and good luck. Just remember WWDD, and do the opposite.
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Spell out dirty words. Had the most sexually charged Scrabble game with Janine once. Half the dirty stuff was hers too. Haha.
(http://adamrulz.com/digicam/ptown/images/ptown_160.jpg)
Anyway good luck.
Ent?
I let her have it because she'd let me have a stupid word at some point.
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Hmm, sexually charged Ents you say. Maybe with a carving knife, I suppose.....
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The advantage of tomorrow evening is that Nobody else in the house will be home.
Dear god. My Family has perfect timing. And God, don't let me screw this up. Please...
So then , are you trying to fuck her?
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When you say "Fuck her" it sounds so romantic.
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Hmm, sexually charged Ents you say. Maybe with a carving knife, I suppose.....
It was not porno Scrabble. It was just a normal Scrabble game that ended up having more dirty words than usual. It was a little uncomfortable when her parents saw the board.
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Especially when "I did your mom" got a triple word score.
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Ouch. I know a guy who did the mother daughter combo within 24 hours.
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Weird! How did that happen?
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He was about 18 I think. The mother was early 30s. He went out with her, went home and screwed her. The next morning she left for work and he met her daughter who was about 15. She took after her mom and they had sex. Apparently the mother was much better what with the experience and all.
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Dude! Gilmore Girls!
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Just be yourself and find an excuse to take your shirt off.
that's all there is to it really.
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We'll see. Might not even happen since I couldn't get a hold of her last night.
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So then , are you trying to fuck her?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a horndog! I'm not IDE! I'm a guy. There's a difference.
I'm wanting this to go right, is all.
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We'll see. Might not even happen since I couldn't get a hold of her last night.
Wait outside her window, strumming a guitar and brandishing a half-empty beer bottle. And sing "Right Here Waiting For You", making sure you slur it. That song's been creeped out enough as it is anyway, you can't hurt it anymore than all the military wives requesting it over Delilah already have.
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Answer the door naked and see what happens.
Truth.
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Screaming and rape accusations and never being spoken to ever again.
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Having to be on a sex offender list for the rest of your life.
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Remember to scream "OOH! ROCK ME AMADEUS!" really loud, should you follow any faulty advice and get arrested...
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So then , are you trying to fuck her?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a horndog! I'm not IDE! I'm a guy. There's a difference.
I'm wanting this to go right, is all.
then why do you care if your parents are in the house?
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So then , are you trying to fuck her?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a horndog! I'm not IDE! I'm a guy. There's a difference.
I'm wanting this to go right, is all.
Faye is being a little crass but are you being completely honest with yourself?
I find it hard to believe that if you had the powet to make this encounter play out any way you wished it would not include sex.
I have a measure of that powet.
I am IDE.
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Because they may create an awkward moment/situation...
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What the fuck? It's always best to be alone, especially considering they will probably be playing a game in a common area, even when sex is not expected.
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And she's bringing one of her gal friends as a wingman, I think.
Though being alone is irrelevant now. Mom and Dad will be home after all, probably along with the Older Brother. ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK THAT HE IS.
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Gah, I hate it when women bring their wingmen girlfriends. They do it for protection because they know the guy will put the moves on them and they think that two chicks will be good defense against one horny guy.
But if you're really good, I mean really good, you'd be able to turn it into a threesome.
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So she wants to take things slow and so do you. It's all good.
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wingmen girlfriends are so out of fashion. the new wingmen are gay guys. I go out with my gay guy so no guy will try to hit on me(i'll die before meeting boys at a bar). He looks definitely straight and he's sooo hot, we are like the hottest couple here B) (even though hes as gay as its gonna get :) )
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I am sure he doesn't look straight. I'd probably be able to spot him. My grandfather was Bi, so I'm a quarter Bi.
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I'm thinking I should call it off for tonight. Everyone's home. ...and She's Vegetarian.
Give me a steak I can cook one, no problem. Throwing together something Vegetarian requires planning, dammit!
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It's called "salad", homeslice...
Salad and "vegetarian" big sausage pizza.
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Give her a tossed salad.
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I am sure he doesn't look straight. I'd probably be able to spot him. My grandfather was Bi, so I'm a quarter Bi.
No, he looks sooo straight that everybody thinks hes my bf
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Maybe they think you're a trannie.
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Never.
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I'd believe it.
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twinkie house!
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Gah, a vegitarian?
Us nerds just don't have good luck with ladies... expect for that IDE fellow, if he's really the manly man he says he is.
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I am sure he doesn't look straight. I'd probably be able to spot him. My grandfather was Bi, so I'm a quarter Bi.
:lol: You win the prize!
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What is wrong with you people? Not everyone is looking for a one shot thing.
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Heh heh, "shot".
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Gah, a vegitarian?
Us nerds just don't have good luck with ladies... expect for that IDE fellow, if he's really the manly man he says he is.
I am a buffet of manliness.
But oh man if this was all an INTERNET scam complete with doctored pictures that spanned a period of over 3 years I should win some sort of aDam award or something.
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No, you'd just be a loser.
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with alot of time on his hands
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A lot of time, a lot of tissue, a lot of lotion. Yes, we get it.
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=o
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I'm not sure I should say what happened.
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He jacks off alot, ok?
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You better say what happened, durnit!
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Did you give her the motorboat? You did didn't ya!? You motorboatin' son of a bitch!
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Motorboat?
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well I can show you what it is (for free!) or you can rent wedding crashers.
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It means he puts his head between your twins, and blows hard so they jiggle and make noises like a gas engine.
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Ah, so I'm required to have seen a gay movie to get this joke. Gotcha.
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And they're not twins. I just adopted two that looked alike. But don't be embarassed, they get that comment all the time.
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I don't believe you. IMAGES MUST BE PROVIDED TO PROVE YOUR THEORY!
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wedding crashers was good. I don't know anyone who didn't like it.
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Or you could eat my chocolate log.
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Is it really chocolate?
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TITS OR GTFO!
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Is it really chocolate?
Russell Stover's does not lie, sir.
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Choxie does. That shit is too expensive for crappy chocolate. FUCK A CHOXIE!
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Ha, no kidding? I almost bought some the other day.
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I bought some out of curiosity today, 2 dollars for two peices of chocolate that looked like something that came from my ass, and tasted like three musketeers with cocoa powder on it.
Now Caburry's Royal Dark... mmm.
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It went very well. I was charming and funny. I don't know about WITTY, but I was FUNNY. THey enjoyed themselves, and she wants to come back out next THursday.
Also? They stomped me hardcore at Scrabble.
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Heh...you got double teamed :P
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You actually talked to girls without being drunk and had a good time?
I commend you sir!
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I know. Your mind just can't wrap around that concept....or fog of inebriation.
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I shine in that fog like a beacon safely calling in the ships of the ladies fair.
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It went very well. I was charming and funny. I don't know about WITTY, but I was FUNNY. THey enjoyed themselves, and she wants to come back out next THursday.
Also? They stomped me hardcore at Scrabble.
Hey, all right. Score. A return visit is always a good sign.
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That's true...don't try to hit it out of the park right off the bat. Instead work on it gradualy. If after this next time she wants to do it again, then you know you are really on to something, and it may be time to make it a bit more offical with say a a flick and feast.
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wise words, make sure to do the popcorn trick.
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The one where you bore a hole in the bottom of the bag and stick your cock through it?
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......And ruin perfectly good popcorn?
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Every time I see IDE's title I think of that damn milky way commercial, which would have been a lot better if the candy bar was still the girl when he bit into it, and he bit her head off while she screamed.
...what?
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No, it'd have been better had, as he unwrapped the bar, it stripped more of her clothes away. Damn she was fine.
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The one where you bore a hole in the bottom of the bag and stick your cock through it?
the very same
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I wish I ate popcorn. Though really... it only matters that she does. I only have the microwave kind. I would probablyneed to let it cool down first...
"I didn't put any butter on my popcorn".
We used to always make that joke about pr0n theatres or movies with hot scenes. Have a guy say "I didn't order any butter on my popcorn" insinuating someone had ejaculated in it...
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Microwave eh...yeah you'd have to let it cool or you could cut a hole in a tupperware container I suppose...man if you video taped you doing that to your fiance and youtubed it...glorious.
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Uhm..No.
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You can't see how great that would be? The look on her face the moment she realizes what he's done?
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And blow the chance to woo her in a classy manner.
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I like to think aDam's fiance would be able to take a joke from her special someone who excels at doing prolific things like: creating holidays, wearing sexy dresses, and drinking bottles of salad dressing.
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I think youtubing it might be pushing things....
Every time I see IDE's title I think of that damn milky way commercial, which would have been a lot better if the candy bar was still the girl when he bit into it, and he bit her head off while she screamed.
...what?
Nothing. It sounds just like something someone like you would say.
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The joke is one thing. She accepts my unique brand of humour as only a woman who accepted my marriage proposal would...but yeah she would never be okay with me taping something like that and throwing it on Internet.
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FTW!~
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I recall a time when I would've thought it was over the top...what a monster I've become...but it is your fiance and not some random girlfriend.
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Well that's not the kind of thing I'd do to a random girlfriend and I respect her more thanthat so... yeah that pretty much seals it. You're not gonna see her in a sex tape. Sorry.
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You bastards have hijacked my thread all to hell.
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Well you went all emo... didja dye your hair black and start kissing dudes?
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Well you wouldn't post your random girlfriend popcorn trick tape while you were in the relationship...but in my experience they all come to an end eventually...and then all respect is lost...and then you lose respect before the relationship even begins...so you do away with them all together and here I am....
~~HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?~~
*makes out with tom*
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With Tom?!? Dude outta all the guys here you pick him? :blink: I'd go with Sam but then again I'm not a guy.
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Then you should be picking me damn it!
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You bastards have hijacked my thread all to hell.
*masturbates all over the thread*
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I want a sex video!
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Well you wouldn't post your random girlfriend popcorn trick tape while you were in the relationship...but in my experience they all come to an end eventually...and then all respect is lost...and then you lose respect before the relationship even begins...so you do away with them all together and here I am....
~~HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?~~
*makes out with tom*
ACK!
*burns his tongue* IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
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Hawt. I guess. Or something. Whatever.
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Alright......well forget the movies then.
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I read this thread and started craving fish.
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I'm in this one for the long haul. 'till death and all that stuff.
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I'm losing my faith in marriages, since almost EVERYONE I know who was married is now divorced.
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Then you should be picking me damn it!
That guest was me. And no because god knows where your mouth has been.
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I have a mild case of ocd that I try to keep a secret from the public at large desu~. I only kiss those chosen few that I've selected desu~. If some chick some even sneaks a kiss on my cheek and her histroy is unknown or suspect I immediately detox with antibactieral soap. I've never had a cold sore in my life and I CAN"T ever have one desu~....lest I be rendered imperfect and made into junku...incapable of fufilling father's wish...incapable of becoming Alice desu~.
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I'm losing my faith in marriages, since almost EVERYONE I know who was married is now divorced.
Faith is not placed in some thing, but some body. In this case, hate the player, not the game. Whose fault is it that a marriage fails? When you get down to it, it's church and state sanctioned shacking up. Have you lost faith in people just shacking up ("living together" being the more pleasant term)? Has anybody.
Not jumping on you or anything...I hear this from a lot of people, and I don't get the point of saying it.
As Chris Rock says (for men, at least), it comes down to two things: "'committment' or 'new pussy'." Which is more important?
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I'm not getting married for religous reasons. I'm getting married because I've met the one person I know I want to spend the rest of my life with. That being said let the divorcers get divorced. That's just not for me.
And you can't have mild OCD. OCD is OCD. You can be compulsive about things, mildly or not. Almost everyone on Internet claims to have mild OCD and none of them are right.
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Im just lazy, I don't dress it up with fancy names.
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Well you wouldn't post your random girlfriend popcorn trick tape while you were in the relationship...but in my experience they all come to an end eventually...and then all respect is lost...and then you lose respect before the relationship even begins...so you do away with them all together and here I am....
~~HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?~~
*makes out with tom*
ACK!
*burns his tongue* IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!
Those wounds, they will not heal?
Also, back and no longer l33t :(
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And you can't have mild OCD. OCD is OCD. You can be compulsive about things, mildly or not. Almost everyone on Internet claims to have mild OCD and none of them are right.
People exhibit different symptoms (one person might have to wash their hands all the time, another might have to take 8 showers a day), I suppose what is mild and what isn't is subjective. I consider whatever it is i have to be mild, but I'm not sure if I have it because I refuse to let my doctor address the issue (he suspects I have it).
I consider my fear/hatred of germs to be completely rational.
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I will kill anybody who touches or moves my stuff.
God help them if they take something.
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A lot of marriages I've seen have come off as jokes. Not that I think they're all that way, but I truly think most people who get married don't know what they're getting into. Like from the religious aspect alone, how can one have such a strong beliefs, make a promise under God, and then be all "takebacks!" I remember my mom telling me my dad had said, long after their divorce, they would always be married by teh church. Yech, I nearly vomitted.
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LMAO I always told my dad that aobut him and my mom! But I only do it to piss him off.
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A lot of marriages I've seen have come off as jokes. Not that I think they're all that way, but I truly think most people who get married don't know what they're getting into. Like from the religious aspect alone, how can one have such a strong beliefs, make a promise under God, and then be all "takebacks!" I remember my mom telling me my dad had said, long after their divorce, they would always be married by teh church. Yech, I nearly vomitted.
I am all for long periods of relationship before getting married. People who get married in two weeks have no idea how the other's farts smell.
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And, you know, that's a deal breaker right there.
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I will kill anybody who touches or moves my stuff.
God help them if they take something.
--But you move your stuff...
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No I don't.
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Impossible. You move it everytime you walk into the room, fatty!
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I will crush you like the ant you are.
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It's summer time! In 6 weeks there will be new freshman here!
They just graduated from highschool and are living away from mommy and daddy for the first time!
I'm going to try to turn my 6 pack into an 8 pack in preparation for the great hunt of '06.
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My God you are so sick! X_X What is wrong with you?!
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He's IDE, fucker of the unfucked...you should know that by now.
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I will crush you like the ant you are.
:lol:
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My God you are so sick! X_X What is wrong with you?!
Dig deep enough into any guy's psyche, into that place you fear to look, and you will find me looking back at you. :ph34r:
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Yes but most people have the decency not to let him come out and play.
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decency? no, It's courage they lack!
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Yeah yeah, blah-blah dozen eggs and you're roughly the size of a barge. We get it. Course you can only be blamed so much when so many of them apparently want to give it away like free cheese samples in the grocery store.
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He's IDE, fucker of the unfucked...you should know that by now.
Except I thought that was Merla and it's not. :lol: So *should* they know?
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She lost her title when she refused to fuck Doug.
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Gah! Let's not have those two words that close together in a sentence again.
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My God you are so sick! X_X What is wrong with you?!
Dig deep enough into any guy's psyche, into that place you fear to look, and you will find me looking back at you. :ph34r:
You're that time I walked in on my grandma naked?
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So it's finally being explained.
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Gah! Let's not have those two words that close together in a sentence again.
What two words? "Fuck" and "Doug"? Because I don't see anything wrong with saying, "fuck Doug"...
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I thought it was "Refused" and "Fuck".
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You thought guest was merla? My money was on faye.
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It's summer time! In 6 weeks there will be new freshman here!
They just graduated from highschool and are living away from mommy and daddy for the first time!
I'm going to try to turn my 6 pack into an 8 pack in preparation for the great hunt of '06.
I wouldn't take too much pride for fucking freshmen.
Fuck, my spring term ends in June, and then I'm gnna become an adult, having to work and shit:'(
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I officially graduate in August x.x
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So, E, How's the romance going? :unsure:
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Sometimes when threads like this die it's 'cause things went sour...
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This thread is now cottage cheese!
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I do not know about that. It is all ready on the 10th page.
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Too bad too...After he said she was a vegetarian I never got to use the line "She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone." And that's just a shame.
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We're going to Pepperbellies Next friday with Co-workers.
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Have you ever gone anywhere or done anything that's just the two of you?
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I'm working towards that, kay?
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Well I'm just afraid you're going to fall into the "Good Friend E" spot and you don't want to be there. Cause then you'll start hearing stuff like "I don't want to ruin our friendship." and "You want to meet my boyfriend? I think you'll like him."
My suggestion is after this Pepperbellies thing, that ever that is, that you get her alone and just say "Hey you wanna do something Friday" and if she says "Sure, I'll go see what the guys want to do." you go "I was thinking maybe it would be just you and me." and when she says "like a date?" You say "YES!"
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I concur.
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Girls who subtely bring up a "boyfriend" when they obviously haven't mentioned one before and understand you're interested but pretend they don't and do so for the sole purpose of a way to make you understand it's not going to happen between the two of you are the worst kind of shit.
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Well I'm just afraid you're going to fall into the "Good Friend E" spot and you don't want to be there. Cause then you'll start hearing stuff like "I don't want to ruin our friendship." and "You want to meet my boyfriend? I think you'll like him."
My suggestion is after this Pepperbellies thing, that ever that is, that you get her alone and just say "Hey you wanna do something Friday" and if she says "Sure, I'll go see what the guys want to do." you go "I was thinking maybe it would be just you and me." and when she says "like a date?" You say "YES!"
Honey, nobody does dates anymore. Now its just "hanging out". No dates. No.
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Girls who subtely bring up a "boyfriend" when they obviously haven't mentioned one before and understand you're interested but pretend they don't and do so for the sole purpose of a way to make you understand it's not going to happen between the two of you are the worst kind of shit.
She did mention she kind of liked this other guy I don't know. Hrm.
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Well I'm just afraid you're going to fall into the "Good Friend E" spot and you don't want to be there. Cause then you'll start hearing stuff like "I don't want to ruin our friendship." and "You want to meet my boyfriend? I think you'll like him."
My suggestion is after this Pepperbellies thing, that ever that is, that you get her alone and just say "Hey you wanna do something Friday" and if she says "Sure, I'll go see what the guys want to do." you go "I was thinking maybe it would be just you and me." and when she says "like a date?" You say "YES!"
Honey, nobody does dates anymore. Now its just "hanging out". No dates. No.
Maybe in your world...but I wouldn't let 2-4 other people come along on my date. Fuck that.
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Girls who subtely bring up a "boyfriend" when they obviously haven't mentioned one before and understand you're interested but pretend they don't and do so for the sole purpose of a way to make you understand it's not going to happen between the two of you are the worst kind of shit.
She did mention she kind of liked this other guy I don't know. Hrm.
Your chance is quickly slipping away. Move quickly and confidently.
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Get her drunk and make a move!
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Classy.
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Especially when he vomits on her. Women like Faye take that as a compliment.
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I almost said I agreed with Faye on hanging out... and then she posted again..
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Especially when he vomits on her. Women like Faye take that as a compliment.
Ewww! no! thanks god i've never seen my boyfriends puke in front of me, that's so disgusting!
i've never puked when i've drank. I conside it a blessing.
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I've only done it once, but in my defense I drank half a bottle of tequila straight, and then proceeded to smoke two joints. Then when I went to poo later on, the pushing forced everything out. Good thing I was near the tub. FUN TIMES!
I miss highschool...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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It was the best sleep I've ever had. I can see why sanitariums perscribed enemas and vomitoriums.
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Thank for reminding me of joe extolling the laxative powers of chocolate covered raisins. :lol:
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Honey, nobody does dates anymore. Now its just "hanging out". No dates. No.
Is that what guys tell you to get out of paying for dinner?
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I go out on Dates with Kary all the time. Our favorite place to go is a great wine and cheese shop that sells brick oven pizzas and other Italian food.
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I'm WORKING ON IT...
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Honey, nobody does dates anymore. Now its just "hanging out". No dates. No.
Is that what guys tell you to get out of paying for dinner?
Why wouldn't they want to go out to dinner with me? everybody loves me
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I'm WORKING ON IT...
Go to a salon and get man pretty.
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Tweeze those eyebrows and get that bikini area waxed…never know when you might get lucky.
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Why wouldn't they want to go out to dinner with me? everybody loves me
I was being a jerk and insinuating they didn't want to buy the cow when they could get the milk for free.
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ah hell no
im a high manteinance girl
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Faye, I'm not going to listen to any advice regarding my situation that you might give me. I might as well say that now. I will however, consider any advice Tom has, once it's had its sexualistic layer peeled away.
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Oh no, I wasn't giving you advice, I was just making fun of your situation. Especially now, after you said that she told you she liked some other guy. Game over kid, gaaaame over.
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Faye, I'm not going to listen to any advice regarding my situation that you might give me. I might as well say that now. I will however, consider any advice Tom has, once it's had its sexualistic layer peeled away.
Awww, Im touched. ^_^
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Hanging out and Date are symantics here. No one actually says the word date but I've been considering bringing it back.
Step 1: Call a girl you've met and ask her what she's doing at around 10pm, Tell her where you're going. If you're feeling uppity make some small talk "what did you do today" something ghey like that etc.
Step 2: Then if you actually end up meeting her out where she is you hang out with her and drink and if you're so inclined you ask her to chill at your place cause you have a bunch beer and liquor over there (the after party angle), you can go with "watch a movie", you can tell them straight out you want them (this doesn't always work and if it does...what does that say about her? I've walked away from this situation when I've got no intel about where she's been...I just wish it was like poker on tv where you get to see if you got away from a bad hand...sadly I'll never know).
Step 3 (optional): Or you if you really like them you can tell them you want to do something tommorow (or in a day or so) like go to dinner and a movie or lunch or something like that. They love this (because they usually only get the former treatment).
This is all pretty specific for my environment though. I don't know how women are treated elsewhere. I hear rumors that just south of here in Orlando things are alot tougher.
In retorspect I remember what it was like to be a human being and "like" a girl and be all nervous and what not, trying to figure out how to make it work out...now it's a numbers game and I trade them like stocks, gathering information about potential companies via my extensive information networks, trying to juggle their affections all the while having zany comedic misadventures. Will I ever see them like human beings ever again? Will I ever reclaim my humanity and fall in love? Will it be at the hands of my female counterpart?
You'll have to pay 8$ to find out in theatres during the Summer of 2012.
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Always ask the girl what happened to her. Girls love talking about themselves, and hate hearing about you.
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Hmmm, Good to know.
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Game over kid, gaaaame over.
Not necessarily. Mentioning another guy is also one of the oldest tricks in the female arsenal to get the guy one is interested in to stop farting around and make a move. I used it with considerable success a few times.
Always ask the girl what happened to her. Girls love talking about themselves
Even if they don't, the interest is flattering. Also, if she likes animals, stories about your menagerie and the loving care you lavish on them will make points. :)
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The key is to drop the pussyfooting around and make it CLEAR to her you're interested, and not in friendship bullshit.
You already know she likes spending time with you, go for it.
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Game over kid, gaaaame over.
Not necessarily. Mentioning another guy is also one of the oldest tricks in the female arsenal to get the guy one is interested in to stop farting around and make a move. I used it with considerable success a few times.
And acting like it doesn't bother you so you don't seem to needy is a good trick in the male arsenal as well. :P :lol:
Course that's almost never the case..but still.
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Course that's almost never the case..but still.
Never underestimate the Power of Tits. Life would be so much fairer if guys had the equivalent. ;)
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Some guys do...but it's rarely considered attractive.
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Not necessarily. Mentioning another guy is also one of the oldest tricks in the female arsenal to get the guy one is interested in to stop farting around and make a move. I used it with considerable success a few times.
Then those women are idiots because there's a big chance they'll just make the guy lose interest. I'm all for making a move when one needs to be done but there's nothing that makes me lose interest in a girl like knowing she's with or wants to get with some other guy.
Plus I really wouldn't want to get involved with some girl who needs to play games and lie about non existant guys to trick a guy into doing things. Is honesty really that hard?
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"Mention", not "tuck ankles behind one's ears when another guy walks by" or inventing competition. For example "Do you think *random movie* is worth going to see? ( in my case, it was Seven) ______ asked me if I wanted to go, but I didn't say one way or another." My response to the affirmation on the movie was, "Yeah, the movie sounds good. Not sure about the company...." He immediately invited me and we were together for about 18 months.
Then again, I had it on reliable authority that he liked to make the first move, so all I did was give him the opportunity to do so. Your mileage may vary. Ultimately we drifted apart because of a little "what's mine is mine, what's yours is ours" attitude on his part, but we had some fun times. B)
If another guy is mentioned, take the opportunity to ask if that would prevent her from going out for pizza, coffee, a movie, etc. Something casual and one-on-one. You'll never know unless you ask.
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I completely agree with Adam.
If I heard a guy I like (thanks God this has never happened to me before) saying he liked another girl, that would be it.
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Men and Women play too many mind games as it is with each other...I'll admit that women do it more then men, but men aren’t blameless either. I try not to use them, but I have asked a question I knew the answer too just so I could say something flattering in response to the answer, but that's about the extent of it. I try to be as honest as I can because trust is important to me. And if I was caught playing games like that would shatter that trust. And that's hard to get back once that happens.
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Different strokes. I'd be a bit of a hypocrite for getting mad at a guy looking at another girl when I looked at girls, too. :P My breaking point was guys getting threatened when they suspected I made more money than they did. I'd pretty much tell them to get on the stick and MAKE more money if it was that important to them or STFU. :angry:
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I stole Kary away from another guy... and she's glad I did it. He was a loser who was 6 years older, had a kid with another chick, and had no prospects in life. After she was rid of him, he started dating a 16 year old...
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Oh you're THE guy!?
I want my precious back! You better hope I never see you on the street pal!
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I stole Kary away from another guy... and she's glad I did it. He was a loser who was 6 years older, had a kid with another chick, and had no prospects in life. \
So after him he got YOU? that's like going from bad to worse.
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She'd disagree...
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get on the stick and MAKE more money
Is that a man-whore reference?
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Hey, like I said, if money dominance is that important to them.... :P
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She'd disagree...
Well obviously, what else could she say.
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It's better than being with a college graduate who treats her like a goddess than with a highschool dropout who has a kid and has an apparent lolicomplex?
But then you'd probably want him. He's a bad boy! He doesn't pay taxes!
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fuck yeah! i don't pay taxes either! or do i? i dont know
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You're too old for him. He's a Kindergarten Kruiser!
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then you should introduce him to doug, i bet they'd become best friends
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As Crazy as Tom is, I'm half suspecting he's got sensible values when it comes to this stuff Faye.
You, however, are starting to grind my nerves.
UPDATE: The guy in question is on campus. I know this. She ducked out of work for a minute or two to meet with him, then called him on her cellphone when he DIDN'T meet her.
Grrr. I did complement her Skirt though. Very pretty.
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Just be nice to her, especially when he isn't. Then when she seems to be strained from him being a douchebag, you step in and become the knight in shining armor. Be warned, for like four months me and Kary were bitter enemies, because she blamed me for the way Joshy was and I was angry at her for being in love with... him. We got over it. ^_^
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As Crazy as Tom is, I'm half suspecting he's got sensible values when it comes to this stuff Faye.
You, however, are starting to grind my nerves.
Like I fucking care.
A girl doesnt need a pussy, if she needed one she would be with a lesbian. A girl needs a MAN. Soooooooooorry for trying to make you act FASTER. now shes gone, congrats superman. just keep asking the wrong people.
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I have some experience in these matters and while Tom made it work for him I'm guessing he really had a thing for his girl to basically have to place 2nd and take another guy's leavings. At least that's the way I see it, but my pov is skewed by pride and egotism when it comes to this stuff.
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oooh BUUUUUUUUUUURNN HAHAHAHAH!
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I'm sure Tom must have some good quality that he doesn't let us see.
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I have some experience in these matters and while Tom made it work for him I'm guessing he really had a thing for his girl to basically have to place 2nd and take another guy's leavings. At least that's the way I see it, but my pov is skewed by pride and egotism when it comes to this stuff.
Say what you want... I got the girl in the end. ^_^
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I thought I told you I didn't want to hear about your sex life.
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...she won't let me do that. She says its dirty :(
But then that's why Im getting her used to tequila. All girls go wild when on Jose!
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:lol:
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My girlfriend originally got with me just to see if it was possible.
Not sure what to think of that.
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I have some experience in these matters and while Tom made it work for him I'm guessing he really had a thing for his girl to basically have to place 2nd and take another guy's leavings. At least that's the way I see it, but my pov is skewed by pride and egotism when it comes to this stuff.
Say what you want... I got the girl in the end. ^_^
I meant no disrespect, it's just that sort of scenario is something I only experience in movies.
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I'm just saying, most girls have been with someone else in someway. Thankfully kary never rode his meatpole. Tequila burns anything he might have left in her mouth, and gives me an excuse to perform bodyshots on her. ...mmm, bodyshots.
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OOO she gave you the good ol' "I never slept with him"
yeah fucking sure. i just said that to my bf like 3 days ago haha the bitch believed me.
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Wow.
You're a GREAT girlfriend.
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OOO she gave you the good ol' "I never slept with him"
yeah fucking sure. i just said that to my bf like 3 days ago haha the bitch believed me.
I think the fact that she bled all over my sheets and he was pissed off and threatened to kill me and rape her proved all that. But you're right, she's a lying whore like you are, despite the fact we've been together for six years ^_^
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that doesnt mean shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
hahaha yeah, "i never slept with him" sure.
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Yes, she's lied to me for six years, and held off from sex for three of them because she was afraid of being penetrated. All a big lie!
Perhaps you can engage in things while lying to your friends and partners... just don't be surprised when the relationships suffer for it. You wonder why divorce rates are high.
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thats the stupidest thing EVER! its not like its a big fucking lie, i just know some guys are bitches when they found out who you screw.
About that 3 years thing, well, who would want to have sex with you anyways?
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Um, yeah, that is a big lie, any lie is big.
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And that one sure is...unless you follow it up with an even bigger lie like "ok, I've done it before, but you're the best I've ever had".
OOO she gave you the good ol' "I never slept with him"
yeah fucking sure. i just said that to my bf like 3 days ago haha the bitch believed me.
You're like a female version of triumph of the insult dog. :D
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thats the stupidest thing EVER! its not like its a big fucking lie, i just know some guys are bitches when they found out who you screw.
....yeah, that IS a pretty big fucking lie.
I think you've officially given up any right to ever call anyone a whore. Jesus fuck, lay off Tom. His only offense in this thread is demonstrating that he's apparently a decent guy.
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now you are talking out of your ass. Lying to my bf about some guy i did before doesn't make me a whore.
good lord guys are pussies.
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now you are talking out of your ass. Lying to my bf about some guy i did before doesn't make me a whore.
good lord guys are pussies.
I never claimed it did. It does, however, take you off whatever moral high ground you may have thought you were on and drags you down into the muck with the rest of us.
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what? thats BULLSHIT. i dont know of ANY girl who hasnt lied to her bf about how many guys she slept with OR, like my case, just one of them. Sometimes is better to lie than to say the truth and by this hurting him.
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I think the fact that she bled all over my sheets
Ugh....I'd rather not hear about your adventures to hymentown, thank you very much.
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I prefer the negative STD tests and "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" myself. Since he didn't bring any transmittable souveniers to the table, I really don't give a zippety shit if Eddie slept with 5 girls or 500. Considering he was a musician in two genres, I'd be pretty stupid to go into the relationship expecting him to have lived in a monestary.
And Faye, you should consider some sort of research career, seriously. If you bulldog a problem like you do issues regarding Kary, you'll be running the company before long. You're starting to remind me of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. :lol:
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O_O;
*locks his doors*
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Hide the bunnies.
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No one's coming home tonight.
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As long as the bunny is with your dad, things will be fine.:) Cinnamon, was it?
I'm used to Those Who Cannot Be Deterred. Eddie does things like try to figure out Silent Hill 4 on the highest level right out of the box with no walkthrough hints or prior SH experience. :joe:
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OO I didn't see that movie! What is it about?
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Not sharing your sexual history is fine as long as the other person knows you're not letting them no everything. Flat out lying about it is just wrong. A person may be happier in living in ignorance but it's always better to be honest about something like that. Tell someone the truth about something they don't want to here and they usually won't just say "I wish you'd lied to me about that" no matter how upsetting it may be Try thinking of the opposite situation where you're being lied to.
And Silent Hill's a game, silly.
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She's having an affair with Michael Douglas who is married, he gets the guilts and tries to break it off, but she won't hear of it and becomes completely focused on him. There's a gruesome bunny scene that we're referring to. :( Very intense, creepy movie, but Glenn Close is so damn good in whatever she does anyway, esp. doing my absolute dream role in Dangerous Liaisons. If only Alan Rickman had been cast to reprise his portayal of Valmont....q~~~~ John Malcovich is about as erotic as Napoleon Dynamite, but losing the role led to Hans Gruber, so all's well that ends well. :)
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I agree with aDam on this 100%. The truth is what's important to me. I don't know how our culture got into this "oh you cheated but if it's just this once don't tell them" or the "lie about who you've slept with to protect someone's feelings" crap...is what I would've said a few years ago...now I live outside the rules of decency and the common good...I'm like a sith...I'm evil and I know I'm evil...I revel in my evil.
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there's nooo way you can compare cheating on someone with just telling a little white lie.
and i repeat, some guys are such pussies.
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But you see it's not a little white lie. A little white lie is "Oh I returned your DVDs" when they're sitting in my car.
Maybe it's a little white lie in peru, but not here.
And though it hasn't been said before I now wish to make an equally profound statement!
Some girls are lying cuntrags.
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well you should know!
you guys should just stop bitching about it. i bet girls have done that to some of you and you have noooo idea! haha thats the best part of it.
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Well yeah, I never said I was against lying to the opposite sex. It's just that I know it's wrong (and do it anyway).
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Ha ha, "hymentown".
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How is your hymen town?
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It's more or less a ghost town aside from the arcade and the Hardy's. Not a whole lot to do there, but I still visit.
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A Hardees AND an Arcade!?!?!?!? HOT DAMN!
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I think you're just not advertising loud enough. Give a dorky 18 year old a shot. You'll be his hero.
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I haven't been to an arcade in ages; I think it's time to break that streak. Hardees suddenly sounds pretty good too.
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I think you're just not advertising loud enough.
I'm not advertising.
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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.
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We call it Carl's Jr. 'round these parts.
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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.
Loved, yes. Attracting attention from more horndogs than I do now, NO. Since when does sex = "loved" anyway?
We call it Carl's Jr. 'round these parts.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.
Loved, yes. Attracting attention from more horndogs than I do now, NO. Since when does sex = "loved" anyway?
We call it Carl's Jr. 'round these parts.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
After some wine and a nice dinner, some dancing, chocolate and berries... and lace panties.
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Still doesn't if it's all in the motivation of getting sex and nothing more.
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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.
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I can't say I've ever had that done lightly...
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Whatever, it's still great.
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w0rd!
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So, E, did you make your move yet?
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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.
Those were the best 2 minutes of your life.
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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.
tom shouldn't have a squishy area. tom shouldn't have anyone to squish tom. tom shouldn't talk about sex in the board!
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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.
tom shouldn't have a squishy area. tom shouldn't have anyone to squish tom. tom shouldn't talk about sex in the board!
I agree with Faye here. But shut up, you two, I want to hear about E successfully escaping The Friend Zone.
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I thought they were talking about PDA in the produce aisle. :mellow:
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What do they care about the new Palm Tungsten?
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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.
tom shouldn't have a squishy area. tom shouldn't have anyone to squish tom. tom shouldn't talk about sex in the board!
My balls are squishy.
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If it's the same person touching your squishy area day after day it's gotta get old eventually...allah loves endless variety, and blowing shit up...I think it's time for me to convert.
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I've been touching myself for over 20 years... yet I still do it regularly.
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But you can't kiss your own nape.
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If I could easily put my mouth on any part of my body I wouldn't need a partner.
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Would you tell us if you could?
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I'm certain he would.
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It has ended.
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No, no sir. The quest has only begun.
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No, It's Done. TRUST me. I'll recount it.
Was at work, hanging in the Dungeon, AKA the back area with all the books. Gal comes into the back, gives this guy co-worker (Know'em, nice guy.) some pizza, and then starts talking to the guy about how Male Geese attract female geese (or vice versa) by bringing them food and such.
You don't need to be a genius to tell what's going on THERE.
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Bring her some food, and tell her 'Male penguins bring female penguins snacks to attact them'.
Penguins > Geese.
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Fine it's over, good. Now we cut our losses and move on to the next one.
I really wish there was some way for me to show you what it is I do. I mean you get commentary from the little guy that pilots my body, but what I actually do offline relating to women is something altogether different and wonderful and if I made a video or something maybe I could help people. But actually to hell with that, keep playing scrabble and what not because I'm actually interested in how that approach turns out (and wish you nothing but the best in your endeavors).
But the funny thing is I've met a girl that I kind of really like for once...we talked on the phone for like almost an hour completely sober and it's only the 2nd time we've talked...we're really excited about eachother...unfortunately I've already tainted the relationship with the dark lie about my true age...for none among the local villagers can ever know how long I've walked these hallowed halls, lest I be marked for the preternatural evil i am and thus driven from my lair.
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No, It's Done. TRUST me. I'll recount it.
Was at work, hanging in the Dungeon, AKA the back area with all the books. Gal comes into the back, gives this guy co-worker (Know'em, nice guy.) some pizza, and then starts talking to the guy about how Male Geese attract female geese (or vice versa) by bringing them food and such.
You don't need to be a genius to tell what's going on THERE.
Bah....nothing worthwile is ever easy.
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Boomhauer's plan works just as well. Just keep asking, someone is bound to say yes.
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Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.
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Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.
While squeezin her tit.
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unfortunately I've already tainted the relationship with the dark lie about my true age...for none among the local villagers can ever know how long I've walked these hallowed halls, lest I be marked for the preternatural evil i am and thus driven from my lair.
Haha! See! you are starting to lie now! And it's just the beginning! bad bad
ON the good side, it's good that you are getting a girl. I thought the only one that was attracted with you here(in a sexual way of course) was D.
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I'm not "starting" to lie I admitted before I've been lying for years now and it's to blame in part for my perceptions of women and relationships degrading.
The only one attracted to me where? Here on INTERNET? I wasn't fishing for attraction here...I wouldn't blatanly display my insanity anywhere that I'm trying to pick up...and besides I'm way too old for D.
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He's also way too manly.
Bah, E, you should have not dwadled. While you were sitting around waiting for the right moment, another man came in and swooped up your prey. Of course, you still could have walked over and gotten into the conversation, giving not so subtle hints that he needed to leave. And if he starts something, I'm sure you could handle him, just don't do it around the girl.
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WORST serious advice ever!
So then the girl could have thought he was obsessed with her?
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Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.
While squeezin her tit.
:lol: Dude!
I'm not "starting" to lie I admitted before I've been lying for years now and it's to blame in part for my perceptions of women and relationships degrading.
He speaks the truth, Faye.
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I made out with a hot blonde chick tonight at work and then the funniest thing happened afterwards...I felt remorse...like I was betraying the girl that I liked and likes me...it was the weirdest thing...I think I'm gonna stop making out with random hot chicks for a little while...until I've sorted this thing out with the girl that I like...if I posted pictures of both of them you would all say "go with the blonde" she's all tanned and wearing strappy thick heels and a short skirt...but then the teen wolf music would come on and I'd push my way through the crowd...passed the blonde and kiss the girl that I like (whose still really cute but not girls gone wild sorority spring break edition type cute). Basically it's ye olde Ginger vs Mary Anne debacle.
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I'm not sure how it would help thins but you really should post a few pictures. :P
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We're a valuable resource that should be used.
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QUOTE (DarthNuriko @ May 30 2006, 12:06 AM)
Dude, you ruined it. When she started to prattle on about the damn geese, you should've made a honking sound like a gander.
While squeezin her tit.
:lol: !!!
I really should know not to drink coffee while reading posts here. Glad it's a company keyboard. :P
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Well the girl that I like called tonight and asked me to meet her somewhere but since I have no license I couldn't go. I could call her and ask her over here but Im just as likely to...oh man these little emo faggots who sing about their angst and anger are such pussies the only way to work this out is to kill someone and wear their entrails as a hat.
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That girl just came over here at 3am and we started making ouit so I went for her shirt and she...STOPPED...me.
I was thinking "hey maybe I shouldn't go for it with her right now" cause I kind of like her...but then I went for it anyway and now she probably thinks I'm a douchebag...and ya know what? Maybe she's right...
and then one of you will say: I concur with everything except the "maybe", but now you can't because I've gone and done it.
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You moved too fast. That's all.
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Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.
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Failed.
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Way too fast man.
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I was under the impression he was used to working fast.
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Actually, it might impress you people that frat guys act that EXACT same way, so if this girl was flirting with IDE ,she probably knew his type and what he wanted. So maybe she's the cock teaser one.
aaah but I dont know.
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Maybe she is naive. Isn't she only 18 or something? Away from home for the first time and IDE comes to prey on her virgin self. Just a thought.
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I think she did have some preconcieved notion of what frat bouncer guy would try to do, but who knows (and this isn't over yet)...The nature of my behavior doesn't stem from being in a fraternity though...that's a whole other story that I won't bore you with.
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Maybe she is naive. Isn't she only 18 or something? Away from home for the first time and IDE comes to prey on her virgin self. Just a thought.
Please say that was a joke? don't tell me she's 18?
If so, IDE, you are disgusting. You are practically turning into a D
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First of all...there are very few 18 yr old virgin girls.
2nd, This particular girl is 19.
My most recent relationship was with an 18 yr old though, as far as me being disgusting don't tell me you've never had a thing for a younger guy.
Finally, When I say I'm preying upon them that's more of my little spin on things than what's actually happening. I don't swoop in and snatch them from their cradles or anything. About 80% of the time I'm the one who is approached by them. It's at that point that I am forced to make the decision "Do I tell her my real age and ruin everything?" or do I give her what she wanted when she first decided to come over and talk to me.
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wait, aren't you like 27?
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yeah
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ok, that's disgusting. Where's your coincience? 18 is barely legal! you are almost as bad as D. You are so old too! And NO, I've never liked anyone younger than me, EVEN LESS 10 years younger, for God's sake. That's plain sick.
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Did you eve read what I posted? I don't go after 18 yr old specifically but I'm in college and guess what age you are when you go to college? Somehow my coincocience will have to bare the atrocity of 18 yr old girls finding me attractive.
I'm "old" at 27? And what are you 22? 23? 24? You're getting on in years there yourself grandma. ;)
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OMG YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS!!!!!
I'm not old:'(
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19 yr old called today (I knew it wasn't over). I called her earlier while she was at rehearsal and didn't leave a message, so techincally it was a call back, the little hot shot is trying to play it cool. I've dealt with her kind before...
I'm not old:'(
whatever gets you to sleep at night Nanna.
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Even if I was old, I look like I'm 16, so when I'm older I'm definitely gonna look younger B)
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It almost sounds like IDE's hunting a deer.
Even if I was old, I look like I'm 16, so when I'm older I'm definitely gonna look younger B)
Well some old people do look like infants, I suppose...
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I drunk dialed her thursday and have no idea what was said >.< ;
called yesterday to sort of feel it out but got the answering machine, left a polite message but never heard back...I'm gonna call this one a failure.
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hahahaha Probably said stuff about wanting anal or some shit.
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Who does anal anymore...honestly. I probably just sounded really msyognistic and overbearing. This is the 2nd time I've done this to her, so I'm calling it a loss...I thought she was special and the gods took her away from me via my own actions.
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If you were so drunk you couldn't remember it...I bet you just sound like Andrew Dice Clay with really swollen lips and she didn't understand a word of it.
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I drunk dialed her thursday and have no idea what was said >.< ;
called yesterday to sort of feel it out but got the answering machine, left a polite message but never heard back...I'm gonna call this one a failure.
JAHAHAHAHAHA what a dummy!
You are 27, damnit! you should have already learned!
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27 and still in college? So you're special?
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I drunk dialed her thursday and have no idea what was said >.< ;
called yesterday to sort of feel it out but got the answering machine, left a polite message but never heard back...I'm gonna call this one a failure.
JAHAHAHAHAHA what a dummy!
You are 27, damnit! you should have already learned!
You're hardly in a position to be calling anyone out for being drunk...or stupid for that matter. ;)
27 and still in college? So you're special?
If being in gradschool makes you special then yes!
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Well its worse being 27 and a drunk dumbass than being 22 and being a drunkard(but EVEN if I like to drink, when I'm drunk I don't do any stupid shit like that thing you just did ;) )
ANYWAYS, the only reason I'm drinking now a lot is because I'm celebrating my graduation( I stopped drinking as much as I did before) Unlike some people here, I think that once you turn 22 you have to mature and start caring about real adult stuff instead of acting like an 18 year old freshman.
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I'm sure you don't need to be drunk to say/do something stupid. Besides making the drunk phone call has just as often resulted in win as it has in fail, so it's not even a stupid thing it's just an uncalculated risk.
But as I've mentioned before if you fall down you pick yourself up and move right onto the next interested party (deal in volume not retail) so this isn't really a big deal, the moment of humanity I experienced has passed and now it's back to business as usual. It was nice to sort of have the kind of feelings E had for a moment though, even if it didn't work out.
I do care about "real adult stuff" (that's the professional term right?) and acting like them is not what I do with 18 yr olds. :)
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I do care about "real adult stuff" (that's the professional term right?)
No, not really, I just wanted to put it in words you surely would be able to understand.
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I don't know...you did only graduate with a 3.0 after all.
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Didn't you see I was bitching about it? That's the lowest GPA I've had in years.
Oh btw, that was my TERM gpa, not my cumulative, thankyouverymuch
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Boy how this thread has evolved.
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Let it be recorded here this 3:51 am that it was something I said not something I did that fucked up everything with the last girl I will ever like as a person. Let us make no mistake here I am fucking awesome but only in a gene starwind sense of th word.
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Boy how this thread has evolved.
It's friggin' ridiculous.
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You're still young. Plenty more time to like other girls as people and fuck up those relationships, too.
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True that.