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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Merla on Apr 26, 2006, 09:01:44 AM

Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Merla on Apr 26, 2006, 09:01:44 AM: Nuri brought it to my attention last night that someone stole my "Go Spurs! Go!" antenna basketball. Those b@stards!!! :angry: May they suffer the wrath of God. LOL!!!

I'm surprised that ball lasted as long as it did (nearly a year). This is the third time this has happened. Someone stole my stars and stripes Micky Mouse head when I was at a friend's house. And my blue glitter Micky Mouse head was taken when I was at the mall.

I trying to figure out what to replace it with. I'm thinking of just getting a plain ball and writing Jesus loves you or something to that effect. I don't think anyone would take that.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 26, 2006, 09:03:38 AM: Write
"I'm Contagious". On it.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 09:14:45 AM: I'm telling you, just buy a cheap one and write "GO SPRUS!1111" on it with a marker.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Merla on Apr 26, 2006, 01:24:18 PM: One of the campus officers told me to super glue it on next time. Or I could rig it so that the perp would get electrocuted and then Max would run them over.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Rama on Apr 26, 2006, 01:50:17 PM: Get a Celtics one....nobody in San Antonio will touch it.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 26, 2006, 03:03:41 PM: It could be worse...the offender may have ate your ball (http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Tasteless/Ate_My_Balls/)
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 26, 2006, 04:39:09 PM: Hahaha...Merla likes Basketball.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 26, 2006, 04:58:36 PM: ehmm what about not putting the ball there anymore??
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Rama on Apr 26, 2006, 05:01:28 PM: WHAT!?!? Are you mad woman? An antenna without an antenna ball? The antenna would be naked! You must be smoking something woman.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 26, 2006, 05:06:18 PM: IMO naked looks better than with a ball or anything in it.
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 26, 2006, 08:13:56 PM: I"ve found it to be quite a source of pleasure when someone gets their hands on my balls...
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 26, 2006, 08:59:03 PM: Even leathery old-people hands?
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 26, 2006, 10:27:26 PM: Needless to say I do'nt make it a habbit of letting leathery old people, men or relatives touch my balls.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 11:28:59 PM: Nubile young children on the other hand....
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 26, 2006, 11:58:50 PM: I don't question who my balls flag in. I trust their judgement.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:04:17 AM: I bet they're like those freaks in Labyrinth, the ones where one tells the truth and the other lies. And sometimes, you listen to the wrong one.
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Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 27, 2006, 12:05:20 AM: Yes, rig it to electrocute the person or soak it in some mixture that includes poop that never quite dries and forever remains sticky.

But I'm not sure what the person would do to your car in retaliation...
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 12:14:48 AM: Well my semen shoots straight out so I assume they're on the same wavelength.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 12:54:31 AM: Or perhaps the lying one is just very, very good at it. Really makes you think.
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 12:59:46 AM: Yep! *scratches ball sac*
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 01:03:53 AM: Ask him how that felt, see if he lies!
Title: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 01:05:59 AM: *rub rub*

The sensation seems to be equally pleasurable with each. Though... I had an orgasm about an hour ago so I could be enjoying this more.