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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 08:59:30 AM

Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 08:59:30 AM: ...to lay off the sauce.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060425/114601350000.html (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060425/114601350000.html)

Some cue Rockappella. Quick!
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 26, 2006, 09:01:51 AM: "Cruisin' round the world....."
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Merla on Apr 26, 2006, 09:03:47 AM: What is her problem?!? Get some help! And why does she not have auto insurance.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 09:17:57 AM: Quote
What is her problem?!?
She's a drunk! Hic!
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 11:58:38 PM: Fucking Lost, quit wasting time!
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 27, 2006, 10:43:20 AM: My friends Chris and Christian (They hang out alot too) think that she looks like a Cro-Magnon.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 11:12:48 AM: You reminded me of this episode of Jenny Jones with "hot" twins, and it had two guys that looked like cavemen, unibrow and long hair and everything. Teh hell.

She does look little like "gawr... me michelle". I'd still do her.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 27, 2006, 06:06:52 PM: ...hawt.

Kary is neutral.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Rama on Apr 27, 2006, 11:28:38 PM: If I was in BloodRayne.....I'd drink too.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 08:18:30 PM: She was in that?
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Merla on Apr 29, 2006, 08:58:09 PM: Quote
You reminded me of this episode of Jenny Jones with "hot" twins, and it had two guys that looked like cavemen, unibrow and long hair and everything. Teh hell.

She does look little like "gawr... me michelle". I'd still do her.
Why did you have to remind me of those cavemen?!?! :blink:
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 09:01:45 PM: :lol: Hot twins! I swear, it had to be April Fool's that day or something. Jesus Christo.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Rama on Apr 30, 2006, 03:30:00 AM: Quote
She was in that?
Yes...not that anyone would have noticed considering that film open and closed like the same day it seemed.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 30, 2006, 12:57:42 PM: UWE BOLL IS A CINEMATIC GENIUS... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Apr 30, 2006, 11:43:30 PM: "Oh nooooo! Light winds!"
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Guest on Jul 21, 2006, 01:11:58 AM: Hello!
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Sam on Jul 21, 2006, 09:33:45 AM: Miss. Rodriguez?
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 21, 2006, 09:57:53 AM: That woman is fugly.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 21, 2006, 12:49:44 PM: Cool, there's internet in jail.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Sam on Jul 21, 2006, 12:54:42 PM: She may be belligerent.
She may be a drunk.
She may continually put people as risk by driving drunk.

But she's not fugly.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2006, 12:13:59 AM: Yeah, she just looks like she might rape you. No need to hold that against her.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Rama on Jul 22, 2006, 03:06:35 AM: I don't know....I think she is kinda Fugly too. She is no Rosario Dawson that's for sure. Maybe if you put a bag over her head.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Derrick on Jul 22, 2006, 12:00:58 PM: My friends say she has a face like a Cro-Magnon, I kinda see it, but I think I would do it.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2006, 06:24:17 PM: That's what bangs are for.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Merla on Jul 22, 2006, 08:12:51 PM: That woman scares me. She could kick my ass.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 12:41:32 AM: And rape you. Don't forget about that. Just look at those eyes. They're out for blood.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 23, 2006, 02:22:09 AM: ok I don't wanna see her male-ish face again, cause it's too nasty...but...is she the latin girl in the movie Resident Evil?
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: PapaMidnight on Jul 23, 2006, 01:22:36 PM: Yep. I think the character's name was Rain. The one that got bitten but they kept her around anyway.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 05:42:29 PM: She also came out in that piece of crap called "SWAT".
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Sam on Jul 24, 2006, 09:34:47 AM: You shut your mouth. Time will tell with that movie. I think it'll be looked back upon as the "Gone With the WInd" of our generation.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Merla on Jul 24, 2006, 02:18:36 PM: Quote
And rape you. Don't forget about that. Just look at those eyes. They're out for blood.
Hahahaha! I was going to say that but decided not to.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: Derrick on Jul 24, 2006, 09:53:36 PM: Quote
You shut your mouth. Time will tell with that movie. I think it'll be looked back upon as the "Gone With the WInd" of our generation.
Um, no, that honor is reserved for 'Drumline'.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 24, 2006, 10:20:41 PM: The only thing I remember about that movie was the name and I didn't even have that much until you mentioned it.
Title: Someone needs to tell Michelle Rodriguez...
Post by: B E C K on Jul 31, 2006, 10:20:25 PM: I had no idea that Michelle Rodriguez was a voice in IGPX until this past Saturday. She doesn't sound half-bad.