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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: tomduo on Sep 16, 2004, 11:10:50 AM

Title: They shoulda went to Six Flags...
Post by: tomduo on Sep 16, 2004, 11:10:50 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/16/disney.m...t.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/16/disney.molest.ap/index.html)

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ORLANDO, Florida (AP) -- A Walt Disney World worker who was acquitted of charges he fondled a 13-year-old girl while dressed as Tigger has been suspended again, accused of shoving two people while in a Goofy costume.

His lawyer said the man was just "goofing around because he was Goofy."

The guy's picture is the fucking creepiest thing ever.

Title: They shoulda went to Six Flags...
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 16, 2004, 11:15:37 AM

Yikes! They thawed out Walt!!  :blink:

Title: They shoulda went to Six Flags...
Post by: Fiero on Sep 16, 2004, 07:28:16 PM

And squished his face.

Title: They shoulda went to Six Flags...
Post by: Rumble on Sep 16, 2004, 07:32:59 PM

Would have been the ideal career for Michael Jackson though.
I'm sure he would have been much happier groping little kids in Mickey Mouse outfits in Disneyland, then having to grope them backstage at a popconcert.

Title: They shoulda went to Six Flags...
Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2004, 10:54:53 PM

Holy crap!  His picture looks like one of those from Conan O'Brien's "If they mated..." sketches.