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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2006, 02:58:11 PM

Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2006, 02:58:11 PM
http://www.theranger.org/vnews/display.v/A...0/4447fe45d22e2 (http://www.theranger.org/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/04/20/4447fe45d22e2)

I should also note his book might sell better if he wrote it under "Matthew Knight".
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 23, 2006, 03:13:04 PM
Well, I don't remember Michael ever having a CD player or listening to 'Disturbed' on 'Knight Rider'.  If anything, the theif just made his car more "authentic"...he should be happy.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2006, 03:22:26 PM
No, because now he can't sell the CD player to help fund his Michael Landon facial reconstruction surgery.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 23, 2006, 11:25:49 PM
Shit.....he is using a 98. That's the wrong car. It's suppose to be a 1982 Black and Gold Edtion Trans-am. You can't do a proper conversion on a 98. You can get by with almost any 3rd Gen, but the 98 is a 4th Gen and none of the parts will fit. Just painting it black and putting a red light in the front does not a KITT make.





What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?  
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2006, 11:43:51 PM
Nah, that's about the reply that was expected.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 23, 2006, 11:47:09 PM
Well, I'm glad I did my posting duties in the expected and required manner.  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2006, 11:58:10 PM
All I have to worry about now is not properly sanitizing after each post.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Rama on Apr 24, 2006, 12:03:44 AM
That's what you got me the wipes for.  
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 12:06:15 AM
I didn't get your ass any wipes.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 24, 2006, 12:07:28 AM
Of course you didn't.....they are for the posts, not my ass. DUH!  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 12:13:17 AM
Or you could always write under "Matthew Knight Shyamalananananan".  Does your book have a twist?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 24, 2006, 12:27:27 AM
Yeah...and no. Sorta.  
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 24, 2006, 08:40:41 AM
"Kinesiology"?  So he's essentially a P.E. major?

I suddenly don't feel so sorry for him.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 09:12:34 AM
The gym classes of the future will need freakish PE teachers to accuse of molestation.  When that happens, this Knight Rider weirdo will be there.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 24, 2006, 04:47:34 PM
Bingo.

"Hey kids, who wants a ride home?  We can use turbo boost!!!  Kids...?"
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 05:40:00 PM
The sadder thing is Kitt and Karr get in on the action.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Dagurasu on Apr 24, 2006, 05:41:41 PM
This car wasn't authentic enough. If it was, the car would have electrocuted the thief, and then run him over.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 05:59:48 PM
A guy going to community college isn't gonna have an authentic Kitt.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 24, 2006, 06:26:05 PM
He should know better than to take a car like that to that campus.  Cars are always getting broken it to, stolen, or worse stripped naked!!!  
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 06:27:23 PM
Yes, I've seen many a bare car tit in my day.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 25, 2006, 02:26:42 AM
I saw the pizza girl's boobies night before last...they were magnificent.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 09:36:47 PM
Pepperoni nipples?
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Post by: IDE on Apr 26, 2006, 03:27:21 AM
No they were pink and perfect...she had a sort of punk emo hair style and her boobies...oh, pizza girl...*sigh*
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Post by: Rama on Apr 26, 2006, 02:42:51 PM
I'm surprised a joke about sausage hasn't come up yet.  
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Post by: Merla on Apr 26, 2006, 03:03:24 PM
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I saw the pizza girl's boobies night before last...they were magnificent.
How did that come about? She was popping out of her shirt or what?
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Post by: IDE on Apr 26, 2006, 04:07:23 PM
She was leaning foward  get a to go box for me under the counter.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 26, 2006, 11:38:15 PM
And she wasn't wearing a bra.  What, were they boy-tits?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Apr 27, 2006, 12:00:16 AM
I'd lean forward to grab her box.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 27, 2006, 01:22:47 AM
Nope she wasn't wearing a bra, but the shirt wasn't really that loose of a shirt either, and they weren't boy tits (they were smaller but by no means too  small) b cups I think and really nicely shaped.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 01:36:18 AM
Paralellagrams!  Tetrahedrons!
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Post by: IDE on Apr 27, 2006, 02:06:57 AM
more like a rhombus
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 27, 2006, 10:59:46 AM
Comely enneagons.
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Post by: Dagurasu on Apr 27, 2006, 07:01:36 PM
...
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Post by: Rama on Apr 27, 2006, 11:23:14 PM
I know I'm in no position to correct someone else’s grammar, but isn't there suppose to be an "it" between Hit and Like?
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 28, 2006, 08:52:08 AM
(http://www.shwiggie.com/boards/misc_pics/ST%20go%20klingon.jpg)
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Dagurasu on Apr 29, 2006, 05:15:11 PM
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I know I'm in no position to correct someone else’s grammar, but isn't there suppose to be an "it" between Hit and Like?
Don't blame me, I got it off of google's image search!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 29, 2006, 08:53:17 PM
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I know I'm in no position to correct someone else’s grammar, but isn't there suppose to be an "it" between Hit and Like?
In this instance, isn't the "it" implied?  I'm sure there's a grammatical term for what I'm talking about, but don't expect me to come up with it.
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: Rama on Apr 30, 2006, 03:41:00 AM
I think the 2nd "It" could be implied...but not the first. Because you have to establish the "it" before it can be implied. Even then, though, I still don't think it would work. I mean it might be technically correct, but it would still read strange and would just be easier to put the "It" in there.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 30, 2006, 11:41:24 PM
Yeah but if you got rid of the second "it" as well, the meaning would still be understood because you retained the verb.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 30, 2006, 11:44:01 PM
You do know that was probably made on 4chan by people whacking off to poop pr0n, right?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 30, 2006, 11:55:04 PM
The point stands.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 01, 2006, 12:00:21 AM
In Chuck Norris's ass...
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on May 01, 2006, 12:02:09 AM
Bah, you and Chuck Norris....
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 01, 2006, 12:03:12 AM
Would you prefer Dolph Lungren?
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Post by: B E C K on May 01, 2006, 12:04:03 AM
Yes.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 01, 2006, 12:05:18 AM
(http://www.gmrmedia.com/dolph/gallery/folder9/lundgren42.jpg)
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Post by: B E C K on May 01, 2006, 12:14:44 AM
GWARRRRRRRR!!!  FUCKING PUNISHER!
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Post by: Rama on May 01, 2006, 12:19:01 AM
That scene with him sitting buck naked and burning his bullet wounds closed will  be with me forever. It'll proably be the last thing I see before I die.  
Title: This would make Rama cry.
Post by: B E C K on May 01, 2006, 12:22:14 AM
You lucky man.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on May 01, 2006, 12:23:51 AM
Mine will be tubgirl... I will die with a smile on my face.
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Post by: Rama on May 01, 2006, 12:25:29 AM
I can only hope I get to see someone else blow their brains out, this time up close, so I've have a different image that'll be with me when I die. Oh happy day!
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Post by: Guest on Jul 21, 2006, 07:02:44 PM
Hello!
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Post by: Guest on Jul 21, 2006, 07:03:05 PM
Hello!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 21, 2006, 07:43:09 PM
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(http://www.gmrmedia.com/dolph/gallery/folder9/lundgren42.jpg)
OMG THAT GUY LOOKS EXACTLY like the guy I used to hook up with....damn.
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2006, 12:04:20 AM
Interesting.  And did he ever whisper in your ear "I will break you"?
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Post by: Rama on Jul 22, 2006, 03:15:16 AM
:lol: !!!!!!

Awesome. Triple Word Score.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 22, 2006, 02:21:34 PM
????
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 22, 2006, 06:11:34 PM
Uh yeah, you kinda had to see Rocky IV....
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 22, 2006, 10:04:02 PM
Wash your mouth with soap missy! I've watched aaaaaaaall the Rocky movies like 1000 times! I just didn't connect what you said to mr russian right there
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 12:49:02 AM
1000 times?  WHY?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Jul 23, 2006, 02:24:28 AM
cause Rocky is the SHIT. didn't you see what avatar I had for almost 6 months? Didn't you see the threads I made about Rocky 6 being made? (actually I think I only made one.... I didn't make one about the trailer of the movie cause I can;t watch it in my comp so i won't make a thread about it)
ROCKY IS THE MAN YO.
 
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Post by: B E C K on Jul 23, 2006, 05:26:45 PM
No and Yes.  I read "Rocky is the mayo".  And now I want a sammich!  So I'm gonna guess out of those 1000+ times, Rocky IV was in the lower 100s.  Much like Harry Potter 2 is for Merla.