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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: spooie on Apr 22, 2006, 04:27:58 PM

Title: Greatest St*r WarzzZZ Poster EVER!
Post by: spooie on Apr 22, 2006, 04:27:58 PM
Behold... the powet of Cheese!

(http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/article/687/687311/lego-star-wars-the-original-trilogy-20060209032610373.jpg)
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 22, 2006, 06:29:58 PM
*drools*
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 22, 2006, 10:46:17 PM
Hahaha. I saw a commercial for Batman Lego today that was so funny. The Joker drops all these Joker heads from a plane and they blow up.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 23, 2006, 09:00:39 AM
If anyone has the Clone Wars Cartoon, Second DVD, there's a short on there with "Lego St*r WarzzZZ" that's pretty funny.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 23, 2006, 11:30:47 PM
I actually have the first St*r WarzzZZ Lego game and it's not half bad.  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 23, 2006, 11:37:18 PM
Fuck a Lego.








I mean it.  Do it.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 23, 2006, 11:37:25 PM
what the fuck is this? star wars lego? and why is this supposed to be funny?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 12:41:40 AM
Here's a dollar, buy a clue.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 12:50:03 AM
Goddammit, give ME the dollar.  Like Countess Chockula needs more money!
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Post by: Sam on Apr 24, 2006, 12:41:40 PM
Silly Tom -- a drop of water can't fill a swimming pool.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 01:26:53 PM
What about a dripping penis? IT'S TOO EASY!

*gives Nuri 5*
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Post by: Bernie on Apr 24, 2006, 01:51:43 PM
*hands Nuri a pair of tongs & trash bag for 5 dripping penii*  
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 03:36:10 PM
I meant dollars, but hey whatever.
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Post by: Sam on Apr 24, 2006, 04:30:43 PM
I was making a joke at Faye's expense and you totally ruined it.  You ruiner.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 24, 2006, 04:38:19 PM
Jokes at Faye's expense are a dime a dozen these days. Almost as common as threads in which D complains.  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 24, 2006, 05:31:49 PM
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Here's a dollar, buy a clue.
Here's 2 dollars, go suck a dick
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 05:56:44 PM
All right!  Here's my chance!!
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Post by: Merla on Apr 24, 2006, 06:26:54 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 06:28:11 PM
I have to do something with them.  There's no room in this house for dead weight!
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 24, 2006, 06:56:57 PM
Fuck this infernal twonie!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 07:34:33 PM
You might as well since you can't have my pentuple-cock.
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 24, 2006, 10:30:35 PM
Apparently it's still worth 2$ even when the middle's popped out so... *pop* ... *lube*.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 24, 2006, 10:38:39 PM
2 dollars American converted into Canadian...what is that, like $37.50?
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 10:45:26 PM
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Here's a dollar, buy a clue.
Here's 2 dollars, go suck a dick
That surgery costs alot more than 2 fucking dollars, cheapskate. Removing ribs are expensive!

Fucking tightwad.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 11:48:10 PM
I thought the two bucks was to pay someone like IDE to just break them for you.  My offer still stands.  Much less painful....
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 11:54:55 PM
Two dollars is nothing, maybe in Peru it can buy a beating, but here it doesn't even get a slap.

5 Dicks you say..? Step into my office.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 11:57:20 PM
I'm just gonna send the dicks in.  It's their first job, you know.  They need to learn how to negotiate these sorts of things like an adult.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 11:58:51 PM
I don't deal with dicks, I'll send my mouthpiece in.

Good luck, Rama.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 12:02:15 AM
Dammit, you scared them away.  Back to peddling lemonade.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2006, 12:08:44 AM
...the dicks didn't drip in it, did they?
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 25, 2006, 12:09:33 AM
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2 dollars American converted into Canadian...what is that, like $37.50?
This joke would have been funnier 5 years ago, before your baffoon of a president destroyed your economy such that it's a pleasure for us to spend our money in your country.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2006, 12:11:59 AM
Yeah, its fucked up production of Stargate!

Soon the House and Senate will be blue... and then we can impeach this fuckhead.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2006, 12:12:27 AM
Wow.... You took a shot at Bush, how edgy. You should be on TV.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 12:13:35 AM
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...the dicks didn't drip in it, did they?
They try not to, but you try handing an arthitic half-blind woman her lemonade without any opposable thumbs.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 25, 2006, 12:25:03 AM
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Wow.... You took a shot at Bush, how edgy. You should be on TV.
hahhh ziiiiiiiiiing
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2006, 12:26:41 AM
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...the dicks didn't drip in it, did they?
They try not to, but you try handing an arthitic half-blind woman her lemonade without any opposable thumbs.
...it's only a nickel, right?
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Like I always say, when life gives you five penises make five penisesade.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2006, 12:32:01 AM
Chunky or Creamy penisesades?  
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 12:34:01 AM
FTW, chunky or creamy?   This ain't fucking peanut butter, it's lemonade.  What, does Missoura grind squirrels in there or something?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2006, 12:40:42 AM
Possum. And for the really brave they leave the tail in and you can join the "I ate the tail" club.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 12:42:38 AM
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Possum. And for the really grave they leave the tail in and you can join the "I ate the tail" club.
Ah, so the goths in Missouri like the crunchy tail.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 25, 2006, 12:43:14 AM
You too slow.  Me so solly!
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Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2006, 12:47:34 AM
Ah....There is always next time. :lol:
 
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 25, 2006, 01:04:24 AM
I'm not being edgy. I'm explaining the situation. Fact is your dollar is worth shit. Fact is your economy is in the toilet. Fact is, the guy who keeps telling you the economy is fine is the cause of it.  Outside of your country this isn't seen as a democratic hippie liberal point of view. It's just the way it is.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 25, 2006, 02:25:00 AM
Our money is still worth more than yours though right?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2006, 03:03:22 AM
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I'm not being edgy. I'm explaining the situation. Fact is your dollar is worth shit. Fact is your economy is in the toilet. Fact is, the guy who keeps telling you the economy is fine is the cause of it.  Outside of your country this isn't seen as a democratic hippie liberal point of view. It's just the way it is.
I said you were edgy cause you took a pot shot at Bush, Specifically the "baffoon of a president" comment. Not because of any of the other stuff you said. It may be true, but still doesn't change the fact that everyone and their grandma makes the same fucking joke almost every day. Yes, even in America.  Whatever else you got your panties in a twist about isn't really my concern. I never said any of the shit you are implying I said. I didn't make a comment on the economy, I didn't say anything about foreign policy, and I know I didn't say anything about any "democratic hippie liberal point of view". So thank you for completely missing the point and wasting my time having to explain it to you.
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Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 25, 2006, 06:26:59 AM
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Our money is still worth more than yours though right?
Sure and 10 times more thanthe yen but that doesn't mean it's any better than ours.   It's not like people have the same sallaries in both countries.

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I said you were edgy cause you took a pot shot at Bush, Specifically the "baffoon of a president" comment. Not because of any of the other stuff you said. It may be true, but still doesn't change the fact that everyone and their grandma makes the same fucking joke almost every day. Yes, even in America. Whatever else you got your panties in a twist about isn't really my concern. I never said any of the shit you are implying I said. I didn't make a comment on the economy, I didn't say anything about foreign policy, and I know I didn't say anything about any "democratic hippie liberal point of view". So thank you for completely missing the point and wasting my time having to explain it to you.
OKay then  I was confused. Your an idiot for making fun of me for making fun of Bush. He's a baffoon and deserves every bit of criticism he gets. I'm not sorry your president sucks balls and I'm not about to appologize for it.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Apr 25, 2006, 10:48:38 AM
Don't.  

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To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
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Post by: Merla on Apr 25, 2006, 12:58:58 PM
Awwww our dollar is worth shit.    :(  
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Post by: Rama on Apr 25, 2006, 01:50:28 PM
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OKay then  I was confused. Your an idiot for making fun of me for making fun of Bush. He's a baffoon and deserves every bit of criticism he gets. I'm not sorry your president sucks balls and I'm not about to appologize for it.
I never asked you to appologize.
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Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 25, 2006, 03:03:00 PM
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Awwww our dollar is worth shit.    :(
Unless you have 63 billion...

That's who you need to vote! Reganomics don't work!