The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: MegatronYES on Sep 16, 2004, 01:59:45 AM
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If you're not on the list, your lif eis obviously meaningless.
1) Vigilante 8
2) watching cats play with stuff
3) running
4) Cowboy Bebop
5) jackknife powerbombs
6) cr0n flakes
7) Final Fantasy VII
8) The Matrix
9) stereotypical old Jewish ladies
10) coconut shrimp
11) chesseburgers. fast food or home grilled.
12) Warhammer
13) Manhunt
14) laughing children
15) fuck, crying children, too. ha ha. they probably want something, but they're not getting it, so they're crying! ha ha ha!
16) ECW
17) Buffy the Vampire Slayer
18) oral sex
19) halogen lamps
20) hockey
21) entire families of great big fat people walking around in malls or amusement parks
22) Cappy's stepdad's mustache
23) my dad's mustache, only more than I like Bob's
24) people with down syndrome. well, the nice ones
25) bumper stickers
26) The Matrix: Reloaded
27) The Agenda (Beast Wars)
28) the level "Doing Time" in Manhunt
29) oil drilling
30) shooting star presses
31) anything Sabu ever does or will do
32) Marilyn Manson
33) Gauntlet
34) when Jewish people who either know nothing of wrestling or are only extremely casual fans of wrestling ask me "what that Goldberg guy is doing now?"
35) chicks
36) Penn & Teller
37) Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
38) Capppy's big gut. ha ha ha ha ha ha!
39) the Crocodile Hunter
40) bad poetry
41) fresh strawberries
42) painting
43) Forrest Gump
44) my dad
45) cheddar. fuck white cheese
46) Transformers. well, obviously
47) popping bubble wrap
48) The Matrix: Revolutions
49) guys who say "cock-a-roach" (from George Carlin's second book)
50) beer
51) all of Agent Smith's speeches
52) Sephiroth
53) Mick Foley
54) the word "fuck"
55) pornography
56) singing about God not existing
57) how fat Andrew is
58) Twisted Metal: Black
59) Samus Aran
60) chinese dudes who break bricks and shit
61) when Janet Jackson's breast popped out at the fucking Super Bowl and America strongly insisted on actually caring
62) Fred Krueger
63) Jason Voorhees
64) um...... Freddy vs. Jason
65) Final Fanstasy: The Spirits Within
66) The Seventh Seal
67) Office Space
68) webcams
69) flirtatious homosexual men. hee hee hee
70) explosions
71) Halo. by God, Halo
72) Watchmen
73) The Doors
74) Preacher
75) ^specifically, Herr Starr
76) sexual intercourse
77) Tifa Lockheart
78) to hate stuff. stuff sucks
79) Nightmare on Elm Street
80) NOT Enter the Matrix
81) emoticons
82) Victorian women fainting
83) Snobert
84) back massages
85) tattoos that have no real meaning to the people who get them done
86) spiders
87) my little brothers and sisters
88) my step mother, too
89) Penny Arcade
90) Raphael. my favorite turtle
91) 343 Guilty Spark
92) The Unicron toy
93) bad English translations
94) (heaven help me)... Kimmy
95) the word "squish"
96) Bill Hicks
97) Jeff Bridges
98) cottage cheese
99) myself. I'm so fucking great
100)Metroid
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*hands Megs a #50 over prospective lack of #20* :(
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o.o;
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Fuck Bernie, don't make me cry for the second time tonite.
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I just got back into hockey, too. This shit sucks. That's why I reserved NHL2K5. At least I'll always have that.
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It's going to suck even if they manage to pull a short season out of the mess. The only thing resembling training camp was for the guys involved with the World Cup, and there were some damn tired legs on those benches. I wouldn't give Jagr a farm team spot. <_<
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I'm on it!!!
#35!
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I agree with:
2) watching cats play with stuff
6) cr0n flakes
11) chesseburgers. fast food or home grilled.
25) bumper stickers
27) The Agenda (Beast Wars)
35) chicks
41) fresh strawberries
42) painting
46) Transformers. well, obviously
47) popping bubble wrap
59) Samus Aran
64) um...... Freddy vs. Jason
69) flirtatious homosexual men. hee hee hee
70) explosions
84) back massages
98) cottage cheese
I wonder if I can come up with a list...
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So you like Samus, but not neccessarilly Metroid?
Everyone else make a list. Do it becuase I said it!
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In no order...
1) my cats
2) the zoo but not the fresh zoo smell
3) double-meat whataburger dry
4) taking Japanese w/ my cute little sensei
5) Gargoyles (as in the show)
6) pencils
7) mashed potatoes w/o those little lumps in them
8) Lara Croft
9) Angelina Jolie
10) Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft
11) Chaucer's Canterbury Tales
12) New Chiclets
13) my own stories
14) well-behaved kids
15) old mustangs
16) brand new wireless notebooks college-ruled
17) drunk drivers who die from their own recklessness because they deserve it
18) meatloaf ends
19) french bread middle
20) 80's music
21) Daffy Duck
22) Cindy Crawford's mole
23) funky coloured lipstick
24) the u in coloured
25) people who get irritated at the 'u'
26) people who say the 'u' is unAmerican
27) Tetris
28) my Enter the Dragon poster
29) my bag with the Germany patch
30) the pink star with bubbles I attached to it
31) the thought of all my noisy neighbors all mercilessly slaughtered by the Predator
32) Mrs. Slocombe's hair
33) Biker Mice From Mars
34) SWAT Kats
35) TMNT
36) Any other anthropormorphic shit like Ducktales and Garfield and Friends that I just forgot to mention
37) being young and innocent
38) being right
39) the Amazing Race (I missed this season, ftw)
40) bad poetry (sure, why not)
41) when I blow my nose and everything comes out like it should the first time and I don't have to blow again
42) most of the Disney animated movies inclusive to the Hunchback of Notre Dame and before it, but none after
43) funny people
44) Hedwig and the Angry Inch
45) Lola Rennt
46) the soundtrack to Hedwig and the Angry Inch
47) the soundtrack to Lola Rennt
48) the beginning of Grease where the credits roll, and nothing else about it whatsoever
49) cowboy boots
50) the idea of going out and getting contacts but keeping glasses anyway
51) Australian accents
52) my spiked collar
53) St*r WarzzZZ before it was fucked with
54) tribbles
55) that goose from Charlotte's Web who obscenely 'overspelled' the word "terrific"
56) Justin, the Leader of the Rats
57) my board
58) and all the people that go there, including Doug
59) Hajime Saitou from the Kenshin anime
60) my dad's old footlocker where they put his name as being "Ramon" except it's fucking not
61) flying shortly after 9/11 where people were too scared to fly and hence didn't crowd up the airport
62) people that are scared of me
63) green, sometimes yellow
64) attractive people who don't say a word, and thusly don't kill the dream
65) leather
66) being bitchy to rude people and having them be too stupid to fight back
67) Watts
68) watching something obscenely stupid which shouldn't have been greenlit in the first place falling flat on its ass
69) Billy Joel songs
70) Toonces the driving cat
71) FF6 and anything under that number
72) shiny things
73) fish and eating said fish
74) John Bender
75) manga in Japanese
76) Francoise Yip
77) reading the dictionary
78) using a mouse w/o that stupid rolly ball underneath that gets all dirty anyway
79) sleeping
80) masterbating
81) emoticons (sure, why not)
82) Q-bert, not the game, just the creature-thingy
83) coloured glass
84) that I managed using 'coloured' again
85) spanking my cats
86) warm blankets from the dryer
87) breakfast biscuit with bacon and egg
88) paper
89) my computer
90) Brian Drummond and Scott McNeil
91) rainy days
92) my mom
93) sometimes my dad
94) my sister
95) my fish that's probably dying
96) fried chicken
97) Japanese Yu-gi-oh!, but not the filler stuff
98) Jeff Bennet and Charlie Adler
99) when someone gets schooled by Dr. Phil and he manages to simultaneously pimp out his new book
100) my own dreams
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Aww. Nuri likes us!
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I didnt include Metroid cause I thought it was just restating the same thing, maybe i should have removed Samus and just put Metroid, same damn thing.
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1) drawing, even though i rarely do it these days
2) Ninja turtles
3) The cool autumn-y weather
4) Batman the animated series
5) Bats the species
6) people with sexualities that arent the "norm"
7) the colors black, green, and pink
8) fresh blood
9) Bunnies
10) Butch lesbians
11) Carebear cousins
12) spikes and chains and studs and other shiney things that jingle
13) online comics that I dont have to buy
14) compassion and understanding for people who are less fortunate and priveleged
15) going to concerts
16) creating things be it in 2d, 3d or just ideas
17) Rogue from the Cruxshadows and his sexy hair
18) Voltaire and his overall sexiness
19) Dancing when noone else is around
20) Seeing in the dark
21) being depressed which helps you appreciate being happy more, or something
22) rubber monster suits
23) talking one-on-one with someone
24) making your own clothes and various other things you need instead of buying them
25) People that are incredibly book smart but have no real life experiences
26) sleeping
27) dreaming about my ex-girlfriend and knowing getting back together with her would never work out
28) Crying
29) beats I can dance to
30) makeup even though I rarely wear any
31) people who have eyes that change color with their mood
32) people with some understanding of color and fashion sense
33) people who just dont care about color or fashion sense
34) my friends
35) non-normative gendered peoples
36) ghosts and talking to people who you know but have died
37) goth girls, I have a thing for them
38) H - A - Double L - O - Double U - Double E - N - Spells Halloween!
39) hugs!
40) laughing at your own lame jokes
41) people who dont laugh at their jokes
42) complimenting someone out of the blue
43) Janeane Garofalo
44) Jim Henson and the Muppets
45) being in love
46) just making out with someone
47) watching a movie and totally being involved in the storyline
48) Musicals like hedwig or Chicago or little Shop of Horrors
49) other religions that are not christianity
50) not practicing any religion at all
51) nail polish
52) Oldshcool Nintendo games
53) being open-minded and receptive to new things
54) painting though i rarely ever do that
55) impulsive toy shopping
56) eating
57) Pictures of people when they were younger
58) Pirates!
59) talking like a pirate
60) facial piercings
61) Johnny Depp
62) Pumpkins, pumpkin pie, jack-o-lanterns, i love that gourd
63) Seeing rainbows in the clouds
64) seeing shooting stars
65) Watching the stars
66) not doing drugs
67) Plushies
68) Tattoos that are tasteful and original
69) Classic monsters like vampires, frankenstein, werewolves, and zombies but mostly zombies
70) spending more time than I really should online
Meh.
Not 100 but its enough.
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I'm going to start on this... I'll probably get bored.
No particular order
1. My webcam
2. The Pixies
3. Burning incense
4. Color guards (I will find one to join!)
5. Bright Eyes
6. When karma bites stupid bitches in the ass and they either get pregnant, gain an insane amount of weight, or become druggies
7. Weed
8. Correcting people's grammar online and watching them get pissed
9. The book Valley of the Dolls
10. Lucky Boy's Confusion
11. GAY PEOPLE!!
12. Having a dream where you hear a song or people sing a song (had one last night)
13. Burning CD's
14. Not burning my hand at work
15. Getting good tips
16. Compliments!
17. Having a good hair day
18. Subway's Veggie Delight with Baked Lays and Diet Pepsi
19. Making people laugh
20. Exercising, when I actually get the motivation to do it
21. Writing a good essay
22. Hugs, not drugs
23. Dispatch
24. Musicals
25. WGI!!!!!!!!!!!!11
26. Foamy the squirrel
27. Chugworth Academy
28. Mall Monkeys before they stopped making them :(
29. Clay Aiken
30. Driving from point A to point B without getting into "almost accidents" or getting pissed by the driving skills in this town
31. The number 8
32. Not having to pay for things when I go shopping with my mom
33. Actually spending time with mom if she doesn't say something stupid
34. Hanging out with friends until midnight or later
35. Getting a good night's sleep
36. My dog, Sam
37. My bitch, Sam Helbing :P
38. Finally being able to grow out my nails without running the risk of breaking them in color guard practice
39. Buying new clothes
40. That feeling you get when you help out somebody and expect nothing in return - like giving blood
41. Bruises
42. Dave Barry
43. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
44. Six Feet Under
45. The movie "As Good as it Gets"
46. Fast internet connection!
47. Downloading songs with aforementioned fast connection
48. Newgrounds.com
49. Get Up Kids
50. Graduating from mother-fucking high school!
51. Customers that are nice to me and leave me lots of money
52. Getting something done on my To-Do List (Keep making a To-Do list but nothing gets crossed out...)
53. The song "Hannah, Hold On" by Get Up Kids
54. Not dealing with cuntbag Vanessa anymore because she's far far away in Minnesota
55. Being in college, albeit community college
56. When my friends come and visit me at work
57. Shopping and actually finding things to spend my money on!
58. Make up
59. Claire Fisher from Six Feet Under
60. When people fill me in on gossip
61. Blazing Saddles
62. Being high
63. Being able to sit and watch my old guard perform, and cheer them on
64. Badly Drawn Boy
65. This message board!! (+20 points)
66. Making fun of L337 speakers... R0X0R5!!!1!1!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!!eleven!!111!
67. That feeling you get when you take too much cold medicine
68. Slappin' up my bitches
69. Halloween
70. Christmas
71. Thanksgiving
72. December because of my birthday and Christmas
73. Going to my dad's family for Christmas Eve and my 2nd cousins are actually THERE and not with their dad so I have somebody to hang out with
74. The song "Pothead" by the Pixies
75. The hot cook from work, especially when he says "Hi" to me at school
76. Grocery shopping for myself
77. Doing something different from what everyone else is doing
78. Reading a good book
79. Nuri!
80. My dad because he doesn't say stupid stuff like my mom. He don't judge!
81. Natives of my town that don't say "Warsh", "Youse guys", and "Zink"
82. Finding that perfect pair of jeans
83. Loosing weight
84. Livejournal
85. My mom's family because they're small and pretty cool
86. Josh Groban
87. When people tell me their secrets, or open up to me about something because for some reason, people like to do that to me.
88. Loraine from MadTV
89. Will Ferrel
90. Comedy Central Presents...
91. Arj Barker and
92. Pablo Francisco
93. I Love the 80's
94. A mother-fucking working printer!
95. Not having dry scalp
96. My old color guard director's daughter
97. All-Male Drum corps
98. My friends
99. Target
100. PlayGirl XD
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Chelsey does pot?
The fantasy is ruined.
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Chels: Oh Max, I love you. I want you you manly stallion.
Max: Shut up and get naked.
Chels: Teehee! =D *takes a drag*
Max: *cough and die*
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Oh please, I don't do it very often.
Hugs, not drugs!
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*cough and die*
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*does her Chelsey impression*
"Hugs, not drugs! *drag, pass*"
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We still love you, Chels.
It's just my fantasy is ruined.
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I don't. I will never, ever be able to hang out with Chelsey because of mah allergy. ;_;
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That hurts... hurts right here *touches left breast*.
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Touch the other one too.
Please?
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How can I love someone I'm allergic to? It'd be like, you'd stand a yard away from me, and my lungs would collapse and I'd die. That's not love, that's murder.
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1) my life, and eeeeverything in it:-D:-D
<---kinda cheesy today
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Because I am bored, 100 things I love in no particular order
1) Metal music
2) Discworld novels
3) Morally corrupt women
4) Aqua Teen Hunger Force
5) Living and working on farms
6) My family, both living and dead
7) Rolling cigarettes
8) Sitting on the Maasboulevard in Rotterdam and watching the ships go by
9) British comedies
10) Dutch caberet
11) Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
12) Philip Freriks (Dutch newsreader)
13) Talking nonsense to complete strangers in pubs around the world
14) Being friendly to the homeless
15) Being rude to tourists
16) Mischief
17) Puppets Who Kill
18) Gaining new insights
19) Lucifer by Joost van Vondel
20) Sharing anekdotes with friends
21) Women who wear high black leather boots and short skirts
22) Weed
23) Having time to myself to reflect on things
24) Dogs
25) Watching other people hurt themselves
26) Apocalypse Now
27) Traveling
28) Undermining authority
29) Scummy people
30) Open air metalfestivals
31) Bassie en Adriaan
32) Het Behouden Huis by WF Hermans
33) Political incorectness
34) Formula 1 racing (or at least I'll start loving it again as soon as Schumacher dies)
35) Nietzsche
36) Classical music
37) Bruce Dickinson
38) Beer
39) Vodka
40) Faye :D
41) Football (I refuse to call it soccer)
42) Footbal hooliganism
43) Big cities at night
44) Melbourne
45) Sarcasm
46) Blasphemy
47) Girls in schooluniforms
48) Laughing evilly
49) Insanity
50) Myself
51) Steeltipped workerboots
52) Praque
53) Cycling
54) Pizza
55) Small dark pubs
56) Camping
57) Warm summers
58) Cold winters
59) Goats
60) The great outdoors
61) Beef
62) Living on my own
63) Long legs on a woman
64) The sent-in letters section of newspapers and magazines
65) Tomatoes
66) Weak-willed people
67) Rotterdam
68) MC Escher
69) The orginal Transformers cartoon series
70) Outsmarting people
71) Having money
72) Remembering high school
73) Lord of the Rings (the books as well as the movies)
74) Anything ever done by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
75) Being Dutch
76) Christians trying to get me to convert
77) The internet
78) Making an impresson on people (good or bad)
79) Avignon
80) Telling stories
81) Milk
82) Sleeping
83) Freedom
84) The Simpsons
85) Lesbian pr0n
86) International politics
87) Superficial relationships
88) Playing my music very loud
89) Lazing about
90) Playing the piano
91) Women who have sex with me
92) My old leather jacket
93) London
94) Singing when noone's around
95) Lemons
96) People who go their own way regardless of their environment
97) Dutch Bert & Ernie cds
98) Being outside right after a big thunderstorm
99) Gullible idiots
100) Being done with this list
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awwww u ARE the real rumble:'( lets get married now!
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How can I love someone I'm allergic to? It'd be like, you'd stand a yard away from me, and my lungs would collapse and I'd die. That's not love, that's murder.
That's a Lifetime movie if we can work more on the abuse angle.
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Wow, those lists are really good, especially Rumble's since it includes things I know nothing about.
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I'm on it!!!
#35!
Whoa, whoa, waitaminit!
What uh............ what exactly are we getting on there? Because I must say, you got my full fuckin damn attention.
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lets get married now!
Sorry but it's against my religious beliefs to marry someone I haven't seen naked yet :P
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How can I love someone I'm allergic to? It'd be like, you'd stand a yard away from me, and my lungs would collapse and I'd die. That's not love, that's murder.
That's a Lifetime movie if we can work more on the abuse angle.
*slaps Bitch* I wish I never had you!!
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Shouldn't there be some sexual abuse and a pregnant teenager?
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lets get married now!
Sorry but it's against my religious beliefs to marry someone I haven't seen naked yet :P
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You can send your complaints to my deity; Offler the six-armed Crocodile God of Klatch.
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fuck that!
:drinks:
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How can I love someone I'm allergic to? It'd be like, you'd stand a yard away from me, and my lungs would collapse and I'd die. That's not love, that's murder.
That's a Lifetime movie if we can work more on the abuse angle.
*slaps Bitch* I wish I never had you!!
::cues dramatic music::
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*misty eyes* But. . . how can you say that? After all we've been through together? I'm having your baby and everything!
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For dinner?
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Well, late lunch, early dinner type thing.
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Lupper!
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Okay, what the fuck? Lonely Pencil Sharpener? XD
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User ranks. Gotta catch 'em all! Thirty more until "Crossdressing Toadstool"!
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Oh shit, I didn't think you ever got around to that.
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I did about an hour ago. I'm suppose to be writing a paper for British Lit... hopefully I can squeeze that in tomorrow. ^^;;
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Im supposed to be writing a movie review.
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I'm supposed to be taking notes from my Ancient Technologies book.
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I'm suppose to be playing with Binaltech Deadend and Tracks.
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I'm suppose to leave in two minutes to take my granny for cataract surgery.
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Aaw, granny can drive herself.
I'm supposed to be in Psychology right now, but my throat hurt too much so I went back to bed.
Oh, and I'm supposed to edit a Comp paper.
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I'm supposed to be sleeping but laying down for two hours resulted in nothing.
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I'm supposed to be drinking cause i'm on vacations but right now i just woke up:-p
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Aaw, granny can drive herself.
I'm supposed to be in Psychology right now, but my throat hurt too much so I went back to bed.
Oh, and I'm supposed to edit a Comp paper.
:( Please stop saying sexy things.....
I'm to be doing exactly what I am.
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I feel stupid for replying to this on page 4 now (you guys either post way too fast, or I've been gone too long). But I have excuses as I've been actually doing my schoolwork as opposed to you guys who are supposed to be doing stuff but instead are hanging out here.
36) Any other anthropormorphic shit like Ducktales and Garfield and Friends that I just forgot to mention
You do realize that qualifies you as being furry, at least according to other furries, who say that anyone who's a fan of anything anthromorphic, especially cartoons, is a fur themselves.
58) and all the people that go there, including Doug
Awww.. now I'm all warm and tingly inside. Unless that's from the Vodka.
I'd post my own list, but since I barely read everone else's lists, I think it's a waste of time and space. I also need to start typing a paper on Roman slavery within the next 2 days.
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80) masterbating
I find that strange that Nuri actually admits to that.
Maybe I'm just used to women being quiet about their sex lives unlike men who boast about it.
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i dont do it! thats what men are for :D
edit:but of course im not saying masturbation is bad
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which hand do you masturbate with?
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I'm geussing she uses which ever hand can get to a dildo/bottle/wooden pole first.
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i dont masturbate, i just said it! not that theres something wrong with that of course
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i dont masturbate, i just said it!
I'm not gonna believe you, I don't want to ruin that mental image for me
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i dont! thats what men are for!
edit: plus u dont know how i look anymore, i've changed , Rumble, I HAVE CHANGED!
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So many insults....
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i dont! thats what men are for!
edit: plus u dont know how i look anymore, i've changed , Rumble, I HAVE CHANGED!
Since when? Since the pic of you in this thread: http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9) ?
Cause you still look pretty much the same as I remember you look. Since I don't think anyone has seen me yet since I've cut off my long hair, I dare to say that I've changed more appearance wise :P
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You're a woman now?
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yeah like we need another damn broad around here.
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Why not, as long as his crotch has a pussy now, I don't mind. I always did have a thing for short haired girls.
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You're gonna be so dissapointed when we get home tonight darling...
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no balls?
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i dont! thats what men are for!
edit: plus u dont know how i look anymore, i've changed , Rumble, I HAVE CHANGED!
Since when? Since the pic of you in this thread: http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9 (http://www.darthnuriko.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9) ?
Cause you still look pretty much the same as I remember you look. Since I don't think anyone has seen me yet since I've cut off my long hair, I dare to say that I've changed more appearance wise :P
nooo my boobs have grown!
i forgot you cut your hair, then u must look like that pic in that other board that Nuri has, huh?
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I dunno, that was a damn long time ago.
I'd like to think I look a little more sophisticated these days...
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nooo my boobs have grown!
pictures please! :D
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I thought your boobs stopped growing after you turned about 15. My sis-in-law had to go buy new bras about a month and a half after she got pregnant. Could Faye have a little parasite growing?
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But I have excuses as I've been actually doing my schoolwork as opposed to you guys who are supposed to be doing stuff but instead are hanging out here.
Just because I found time to post here doesn't mean I (or anyone else for that matter) haven't done any school work, granted I don't have as much as you probably do...
You do realize that qualifies you as being furry, at least according to other furries, who say that anyone who's a fan of anything anthromorphic, especially cartoons, is a fur themselves.
I knew YOU were gonna say something like that. I've just always liked animals in cartoons more so than people. I find them funnier although I always thought it was because I'd rather be in the company of animals than people to begin with.
I find that strange that Nuri actually admits to that.
Maybe I'm just used to women being quiet about their sex lives unlike men who boast about it.
Ha ha, that's a sex life? I barely even do it. I just see it as something that has to eventually get done every once in a while. Like changing the oil in your car or something... :P
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Ha ha, that's a sex life? I barely even do it. I just see it as something that has to eventually get done every once in a while. Like changing the oil in your car or something... :P
jesus, your honeymoon is gonna be fun..
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How does me barely masterbating dictate any sort of future honeymoon?
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I dont know. I guess I'm just an old fashioned romantic?
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What does romance have to do with masterbation? Am I suppose to buy myself flowers and candy before I dive in? :lol:
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I thought your boobs stopped growing after you turned about 15. My sis-in-law had to go buy new bras about a month and a half after she got pregnant. Could Faye have a little parasite growing?
women can "grow" until they are 21
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Of course women's breasts also grow when they're pregnant.....
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yeah thats true too
of course not in my case, i think they grew because of all the cheesesteaks i have been eating, you know, fat allocation
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1. Eddie
2. Autumn
3. Winter
4. St. Patrick’s Day
5. Hanging with my gay friends in seedy bars
6. Our critters
7. Painting my house blue with white trim
8. Inheriting cool stuff from a long line of pack rats
9. My dad’s WWII Marine camo jacket
10. Stiletto heel pumps
11. Going to Baker Street Pub every Saturday
12. Wandering around the Rice University Village shops afterwards
13. Knowing the words to obscure St. Paddy’s Day songs
14. Staying in tune while drinking
15. Finding gorgeous wood floors under the puke green shag carpet in our house
16. Living near a Lowe’s AND a Home Depot
17. No state income tax
18. Having a steady job with a smidgen of recognition
19. Bartending
20. My best friend Michael
21. What’s left of my family
22. Vivaldi’s Four Seasons
23. The movie Picnic at Hanging Rock
24. Boomerang Channel on Sundays
25. My best friend’s venue
26. Seeing bands at said venue for free
27. My birthstone
28. Air hockey
29. Ice hockey
30. PS2 hockey
31. Remodeling I don’t need help on
32. Going to out-of-town Highland Games
33. Dickens on the Strand in Galveston
34. My 22” waisted steel-boned Victorian corset, even though I can only stand it for a few hours
35. Dark cold rainy days
36. Gardening
37. Cycling at dawn on weekends
38. Our black iron 4-poster bed
39. Being a redhead
40. Reading in the hammock
41. White cotton goth shirts
42. Molly Ivans’ column
43. Resale shops
44. The ocean
45. Visits from my Wisconsin buddy Shana
46. Hearing how my ex looks like hammered pig shit
47. Chasing our dogs through the sprinkler
48. Our Jeep Cherokee
49. Having a lesbian mechanic who finds great cars for us
50. Planning a low-key wedding Eddie’s family can’t fuck up
51. Knowing somebody who actually won $10 million from Publisher’s Clearing House
52. Getting out of work early before a holiday
53. Halloween
54. Fresh cherries
55. Really fast steep roller coasters
56. Getting the sillies and laughing so hard I can’t talk
57. Greek food
58. Hellsing
59. Living in an old neighborhood
60. International online shopping
61. Weekday morning quickies
62. Being able to drive by the house I grew up in because it hasn’t been torn down for POS yuppie hive townhouses
63. Wandering through our haunted hospital http://www.hal-pc.org/~lfa/BB01.html (http://www.hal-pc.org/~lfa/BB01.html)
64. Riding horses on the beach
65. Hearing owls in the backyard
66. Sandalwood soap
67. Dark bittersweet chocolate
68. Practically everything Ultravox ever recorded
69. This implications of this number
70. Bonus time at work
71. Eating on the wharf in Galveston
72. Turn-of-the-century houses
73. Asshole drivers getting stuck in the slow lane
74. Working outdoor festivals
75. Burt’s Bees stuff
76. The Doggie Happy Dance I get when I come home
77. Bat Boy: The Musical
78. Finding something cool on Sundance Channel like the animated shorts
79. The sycamore tree in the backyard
80. Our cats sliding on freshly-waxed floors
81. Dreaming about people I’ll never see again
82. Brick walls covered with vines
83. Gloriosa lilies
84. Improved HIV drugs so my brother stays healthy
85. Window unit air conditioners
86. Barq’s diet root beer
87. Walking through old cemeteries
88. The good ship Elissa
89. X-Men before it split into 50+ dangling plot lines
90. The History Channel
91. Nuri’s Forum
92. This indescribable house I’ll have to take a picture of that makes me weak when I look at it
93. Never having to go through my twenties again
94. Good grilled salmon
95. Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
96. Silk pajamas
97. Jewel tones like emerald, peacock blue & burgundy
98. Staying in nice hotels
99. A weightlifting buzz
100. My Celtic design non-diamond engagement ring
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so where are those damn pictures already?
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Allegedly my camera will be here this Friday. I've gotten everything but that & the media storage tower. :(
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You forgot to put 'Max' on your list.
It's okay. I forgive you.
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You're on the next list. Thread title said I had to stop at 100, but didn't say how many lists I could make. ;)
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You're so good to me!
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Ha ha, that's a sex life? I barely even do it. I just see it as something that has to eventually get done every once in a while. Like changing the oil in your car or something...
So you just do it out of necessity? It sounds like you don't even enjoy it!
"Ah, it's that time to masturbate, before I explode... *goes at it* yawn.. snore..."
The way you talk about it it's like having to go to work. You don't want to do it, but you do it anyway. :blink:
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lol
of course not in my case, i think they grew because of all the cheesesteaks i have been eating, you know, fat allocation
And some of that isn't traveling towards other destinations?
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Faye's gonna have jungle booty soon!!
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It'll be swingin' off of vines and everything.
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I take you dont read Fish n' Grits
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Oh silly me! Fish 'n Grits! Yes! It's so simple!
'__';
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wtf?
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Faye's gonna have jungle booty soon!!
booty? some years ago i had a nice kinda big ass, but now its kinda small:-/
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some years ago i had a nice kinda big ass, but now its kinda small:-/
*pictures Faye's booty getting squozzled up to her chest like a Push Pop* :blink:
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nono its not saggy, it just dissapeared from one day to the other
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that's the sadiest story ever. I am so sorry to her that Faye.
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it just dissapeared from one day to the other
We'll get CSI: Philly right on it, Faye. Or maybe Jimmy Kudo. :huh:
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That was agreat list, Bernie. Very uplifting. :)
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that's the sadiest story ever. I am so sorry to her that Faye.
i know:(
but im swear, im not even kidding. one day it was there next day gone forever. it kinda reappeared for a couple of weeks during my first term of my sophomore year, tho.
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Maybe your fat ass is stress related?
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*cough* O god, why do I have to limit my insults!?
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That was agreat list, Bernie. Very uplifting.
Thank you - I forgot "finding money in the dryer". B)
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Maybe your fat ass is stress related?
stress? i never have stress, AND its not a "fat ass" its a gorgeous round butt
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It was just a question, calm down.
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" I can't go to class - I have contagious stressbutt!"
Hey, it might work. ^_^
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it just dissapeared from one day to the other
We'll get CSI: Philly right on it, Faye. Or maybe Jimmy Kudo. :huh:
With a keen eye for details, one ass prevails!
Maybe it's sex-related. You know, since it burns calories. She worked her butt off... literally!
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LOL!
i dont think thats the reason, cause during almost all of my freshmen year i had a bf who was living in argentina :-/
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H ah aha ha hah ha. :lol: "Stress-butt" !!! :lol:
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Freshman Fifteen!