The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: IDE on Apr 19, 2006, 02:48:36 AM
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Right now mine is:
MEET ME AT THE TRAP!
IT'S GOING DOWWWWN!
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There's something wrong with you.
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I blame the 'roids.
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So are you guys saying you refuse to meet me at the trap?
Because it's also going DOWWWWWWN at the mall.
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NO. That's my saying, "There's something wrong with you."
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Mine's "good shot, Kennedy."
It's replaced last month's "everytime I look into a monitor, my circuits sizzle...when are we gonna start bustin' Deceptichops!?"
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So are you guys saying you refuse to meet me at the trap?
Because it's also going DOWWWWWWN at the mall.
Hey """Van Wilder""",
what about going to work?
fuck I have to get a job soon. Time to start sucking dick hahah! jk
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Hey """Van Wilder""",
what about going to work?
Maybe I could work for you...
Do you have an opening you'd like me to fill?
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How do I get out of his chicken shit outfit?
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So are you guys saying you refuse to meet me at the trap?
Because it's also going DOWWWWWWN at the mall.
Hey """Van Wilder""",
what about going to work?
fuck I have to get a job soon. Time to start sucking dick hahah! jk
Have you ever worked before?
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Hey """Van Wilder""",
what about going to work?
Maybe I could work for you...
Do you have an opening you'd like me to fill?
Yeah, I need a slave.
And Merla, besides modeling (which i don't consider a job) I worked for co op in the hispanic chamber of commerce here, but thats it.
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My current phrase is "GDYITA!"
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"I will gouge out your eyes and do sexually pervasive things to it."
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Mine's always been: BOOM SNAPPA!
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I don't think it's necessarily a catch-phrase but I like calling everything a "hot, young lord". Like "hot, young lord Jesus Christ" or "hot, young lord television". And I call things "bit", too. Like instead of calling someone a bitch, I call him/her a "ho-bit". Or when my cat runs into a wall or something, I call her a "dumb-bit".
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That's 100% texan right there.
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Mine is "Bite me... I'm delicious".
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Though two rights might make a wrong, a rolling butt gathers no moss
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...only shit.
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And by shit, you mean moss.
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Yes. Moss and shit.
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Mine was "Fuck me a'running" for a while, but someone overheard at work and said it could be construed as sexually harassing. When I'm sitting in my office bitching? Whatever.
Not exactly a catchphrase yet, but I find myself saying "NonononoNOOO! AHHHHH!" a lot lately while trying to housebreak 3 puppies. :mellow: