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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Dagurasu on Apr 18, 2006, 03:32:03 PM

Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Dagurasu on Apr 18, 2006, 03:32:03 PM
Screw introductions, I hate them.

As you probably know, yesterday was the last day to send your taxes. If you didn't know, the IRS is probably coming to assrape you right about now. What amazes me about this day however, is the fact that so many americans procrastinate and put off doing their taxes until the last day, hour, minute, or, god help us, second. I wonder how many of them realize you can send in your taxes as early as January?

An example of someone sending in their taxes late:

Sometime in March:
Me: "I see you have the tax booklets mother, would you like me to do my own taxes? It'll probably be easier on you."

Mother: "Don't worry about it, I'll do them. I know how to do them a lot easier than you do since I'm older than you. Just make sure you pass your classes."

A week ago:
Me: "You know, I see you still haven't finished the taxes. Are you going to get them done on time? I could help."

Mother: "Stop worrying and complaining, I'll have them done by this weekend."

Yesterday at 9pm
Me: *Comes home to see mother watching makeover shows on Style Network, and the taxes sitting on the kitchen counter*
"Uh, you haven't sent those yet?"

Her: "Don't worry, I have 2 hours left. I'll get them done on time."

11:50pm Yesterday
*mother drives off to mail the tax forms while I put a gun in my mouth*

I only have myself to blame for trusting someone 20 years older than me to be more mature and responsible.

I'm sure that kind of stuff happens in American households all over, which makes me wonder why most americans wait? Do they enjoy the thrill of the deadline? Are they lazy and fat? Or has the Media/Government/School system programmed them to procrastinate?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 18, 2006, 06:13:39 PM
I did my taxes in February.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 18, 2006, 08:10:51 PM
I didn't have to do'em at all.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Bitch on Apr 18, 2006, 08:51:29 PM
Me, neither. Yay for not being legal yet!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 18, 2006, 09:37:58 PM
I got alot back too... wheeeee.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 18, 2006, 09:38:59 PM
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I did my taxes in February.
Ditto.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 18, 2006, 11:18:22 PM
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So, what, that's D?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Rama on Apr 18, 2006, 11:21:27 PM
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I did my taxes in February.
Ditto.
Double Ditto  
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 19, 2006, 12:43:14 AM
Best way to get your refund in a week. Got it just in time to pick up B4ME2.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 19, 2006, 01:27:14 AM
To pick up what?



I think I got my refund already.  I'll find out when I get my statement.  I did mine kinda late, like near the end of March.  I just procrastinate crap like that.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 19, 2006, 09:51:11 AM
Whatsup with all these new people that aren't spambots?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Broke Bernie on Apr 19, 2006, 09:51:19 AM
Another for February, but since we owed $4,092 I didn't send it until Monday.  :(  
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 19, 2006, 12:56:13 PM
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Whatsup with all these new people that aren't spambots?
With you gone, the CDC lifted the quarentine...

JUST JOKING! I MISSED YA!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 19, 2006, 01:26:38 PM
I think the government still has my tax money from 2 years ago...and I suspect they spent it on Capri Sun.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Rama on Apr 19, 2006, 11:08:02 PM
It's the foil pouch...You just can't resist it.  
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 19, 2006, 11:10:19 PM
Yeah, you can't beat the powet of the sun.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 19, 2006, 11:45:16 PM
There is an excellent episode of Spiderman and his amazing friends where Iceman and Firestar take Spidey to meet the X-men.  And guess who shows up to cause trouble?  

THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

I wish I could DL just that ep...but actually I should just get the whole series. If for no other reason than Flash Thompson's antics.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 20, 2006, 08:03:18 AM
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It's the foil pouch...You just can't resist it.
Everytime I see the word "pouch", I remember some penises are uncircumsized:(
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 20, 2006, 09:11:33 AM
And I'm very happy about that.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 20, 2006, 02:51:32 PM
you are?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Merla on Apr 20, 2006, 03:53:12 PM
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It's the foil pouch...You just can't resist it.
Everytime I see the word "pouch", I remember some penises are uncircumsized:(
Huh?  I thought sex was better that way so I have heard.  But since this is coming from Faye I guess not.


The word “pouch” reminded me of an article I read about men who love pouches.

Oh and uh … Ransuu that part about you being happy didn’t sound right at all.  LOL
 
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 20, 2006, 04:37:09 PM
Urban myth. According to some, men who are cut can't enjoy sex, only wants BJs and anal, can't feel anything, etc.

Lies!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 20, 2006, 05:21:11 PM
The sex is only supposed to be better for the guy I thought, the down side is cheesy dick slime and greater chance of catching STDs.

Faye probably (like most chicks) also finds it visually unappealing.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 20, 2006, 08:15:37 PM
Kary hates the uncut ones.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 20, 2006, 10:47:37 PM
Cheesy slime is for unclean men. I pull back and clean under my foreskin daily and have no problems with dirtiness in there.  In fact the only time I found any kind of buildup recently was a day I had an early shower one day and a later one the next and masturbated to completion something like 9 times between.

I would of course take care of that if I were to be with a girl... and why jerk off if I'm going to be getting with a girl soon afterwards?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 20, 2006, 10:51:01 PM
Hank Venture: "Hey, did the doctor see your 'freaky dog-dork'?"
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Rama on Apr 21, 2006, 12:32:08 AM
You can get a build up? God I'm glad I'm clipped. That sounds...well disgusting.  
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 21, 2006, 01:14:57 AM
Agreed.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 21, 2006, 05:02:23 AM
Gently graze your finger against the inside of your palm.  Now gently graze your finger against the back of your hand. Apparently that's the difference.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 21, 2006, 09:23:13 AM
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Cheesy slime is for unclean men.
CHEESY SLIME????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER HEARD

of course after tom's sex adventures.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 21, 2006, 12:52:01 PM
My taxes were mailed in on Saturday.  I owed $230 to the IRS, and the state owed me $300.  So I'm coming out slightly ahead.

And speaking of which, I have no cleanliness issues with my unit.  It's always looking spiffy.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: tomduo on Apr 21, 2006, 01:11:35 PM
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Cheesy slime is for unclean men.
CHEESY SLIME????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER HEARD

of course after tom's sex adventures.
...I am cut, you twit, did you ignore every post I said about me being cut?

...

You think you'd know enough about cock to realize that.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2006, 01:16:41 PM
Your dick is sometimes cheezy.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 21, 2006, 01:20:41 PM
If uncut penises were prehensile I might feel some remorse but more sensation isn't worth the trade off in appearance to me.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2006, 02:37:09 PM
...I wish they were. Driving would be alot easier.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 21, 2006, 03:38:30 PM
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Cheesy slime is for unclean men.
CHEESY SLIME????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER HEARD

of course after tom's sex adventures.
...I am cut, you twit, did you ignore every post I said about me being cut?

...

You think you'd know enough about cock to realize that.
ehm heeello? where did i say you weren't cut, dumbass?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2006, 04:55:32 PM
Why does everything have to be about my dick and sexlife?!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Apr 21, 2006, 08:00:50 PM
only your sex life, and that's only cause you ALWAYS talk about it. I thought we all agreed that you couldn't talk about your :pukes: sex life in this board.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2006, 08:02:46 PM
...how does me saying Kary doesn't like uncut ones equate to me in a sweaty poundfest?

o.o
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 21, 2006, 08:06:05 PM
baby fuck!
baby fuck!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2006, 09:48:36 PM
lolipr0n?
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 21, 2006, 09:49:06 PM
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 21, 2006, 10:01:53 PM
Hawttie!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 21, 2006, 11:33:30 PM
Appearance? What the hell? You know it's generally pulled back once things get intimate.  They all look pretty much the same at that point.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 22, 2006, 12:00:39 AM
I know I've posted this already, but I'm reminded of it again.  When Sue Johanson of "Talk Sex" had this one caller whose chick complained about the smell and it turns out he never cleaned his mathinger.  She's all "pull back the skin" and he's like "whhaaaaaa?  I'm suppose to do that?  Woooooow."  :lol:  Oh good times....
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 22, 2006, 12:09:58 AM
From watching alot of pr0n most do and some don't.  And at the point  it's inside it's not like it matters I guess. Personally,  I prefer the cut appearance but moreso than my own preference I'm concerned with the opinions of the demographic that i'm trying to stick it into.  And all my knowledge on the subject both through personal experience and casual research has shown that they like it cut.

 
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: IDE on Apr 22, 2006, 04:13:38 PM
I happened upon a website that basically said if you are uncut NEVER cut it later in life because apparently we cut guys don't know what real sex feels like!

I wonder if it's comparable to what girls feel cause they always seem to be getting a whole lot more out of it than me.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 22, 2006, 05:34:07 PM
My dick works fine, I don't know what those websites are for... but then websites are like assholes... only some do you really wanna look at.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Sixty Nine on Apr 22, 2006, 10:48:35 PM
They're not all goatse!
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Dagurasu on Apr 24, 2006, 05:05:12 PM
Cut or no cut, all I want is mindblowing multiple orgasms. Ladies have it lucky.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: B E C K on Apr 24, 2006, 05:43:48 PM
Unless they're with you.  Ha ha.  Oh snap.
Title: Happy day-after-tax-day day!
Post by: Evil Monkey-Tom on Apr 24, 2006, 06:39:14 PM
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