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Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 08:42:33 AM
to fuck  my new roommate! :angry:

bitch woke me up today at 8am ! 8 FUCKING AM!!! i went to sleep at 5:30am, for god's sake :(
i NEVER make noise when i come back from partying, ever! im pretty respectful with my roommates cause they are respectful with me, but this girl doesn't care shit! so ive been thinking about le revenge, what do u guys think i should do? i accept sugerences! except having sex in the room, i dont have a bf, i dont wanna bring a guy who's not my bf here, thats bad. sohuld i smoke in the room? bring all freaking theta chi(frat) to the room and have a party? what?
Title: i need help
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 15, 2004, 09:01:12 AM
A little more info - did she wake you up at 8 out of spite or was she getting ready for class?  8 AM isn't an unreasonable time to be up for school, work, etc.  Could you get a roommate with a more compatable schedule if you don't like early risers?
Title: i need help
Post by: tomduo on Sep 15, 2004, 10:05:42 AM
*lives in a studio dorm, so doesn't have to worry about roomies*

^_^
Title: i need help
Post by: Bitch on Sep 15, 2004, 10:38:28 AM
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to fuck  my new roommate! :angry:
XD


Yeah, you're gonna have to be more specific. Is she simply coming in and waking you up at 8 AM, or is she getting ready for class like Bernie said?
Title: i need help
Post by: tomduo on Sep 15, 2004, 10:39:56 AM
Put honey in her bed, and let the ants do the rest.
Title: i need help
Post by: Bitch on Sep 15, 2004, 10:42:08 AM
Put honey in her underwear drawer instead.
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 15, 2004, 10:46:19 AM
I'd hate to be the guy to try to snatch her panties...

@.x;
Title: i need help
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 15, 2004, 12:03:23 PM
:blink:  Yow!!  Isn't that Nads hair remover made out of honey or sugar??  :lol:  
Title: i need help
Post by: Merla on Sep 15, 2004, 01:25:42 PM
I think so.  I can also tell you that that shit doesn't work.  It torn most of my leg hairs in half. A most painful experience.  :angry:  :wacko:  
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 02:56:39 PM
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A little more info - did she wake you up at 8 out of spite or was she getting ready for class?  8 AM isn't an unreasonable time to be up for school, work, etc.  Could you get a roommate with a more compatable schedule if you don't like early risers?
(btw i checked the convo i had with my friend, we ended talking at 6, which means i went to sleep at 6:30)
well i think she has class at 10...which doesnt explain why would she wake up at 8am and take more than an hour in getting ready...she wasnt even getting ready, she just decided to just do any kind of noise...till now i dont know what she was doing, cause everything looks the same. but when i would wake up to go to class, with my other roommates, i would just get my stuff, get into the bathroom and closed the door and get ready in there. i dont know what is wrong with her, fucking temple kids :'( i mean, she had to do a LOT of noise to wake me up like 2 hours after i went to sleep completely trashed...AND i think she stole my mac lipstick:'( the only thing that came out good of all of this is that i finally got the hour at which jerry springer is on tv:-/

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Put honey in her bed, and let the ants do the rest.
yo i just woke up from a 5 hour "nap" and i had a dream of that!(before i read ur post)

 
Title: i need help
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 15, 2004, 03:23:49 PM
Sounds like a pissing contest is about to start.  If you can't talk it out, you may have to change roomies.  Things will just get more territorial if you start the revenge cycle.








*wonders how long before somebody suggests seducing roomie to ensure cooperation*  :P  
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 03:41:51 PM
only problem is that im leaving in like 2 weeks or less, plus she doesnt wanna be with a male roommate and the other 4 are males. her friend is supposedly gonna take my place when i leave. so this is it, either she shuts teh fcuk up tomorrow morning, or shes gonna have a 24/7 party in the room.  im already thinking of things i can do to fuck her over, like smoking in the room, gettin the lightbulbs out of the only lamp that illuminate the room(that way she cant turn it on) etc etc.

did i already talk about that other day i which she brought some indian food to the room, and the smell was soo strong that i had a headache and i couldnt even feel my lips? yep, god is punishing me for not going to mass:'(
Title: i need help
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 15, 2004, 04:27:43 PM
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fucking temple kids

Not from country; please to explain....
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 05:13:38 PM
:lol:

temple university, she goes to temple. people in that university are kinda weird. thats why she is in classes right now, while me and the rest of roommates are on vacations
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Post by: Karmarose on Sep 15, 2004, 08:53:46 PM
If she's got a car you can play on the "putting sugar in the gas tank"  lore... :D

*has to try it sometime*
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 15, 2004, 09:09:48 PM
no she doesnt have a car :-/
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Post by: Bitch on Sep 15, 2004, 09:13:20 PM
When my brother was little, he used to put mashed potatoes in my dad's combat boots. Does your roommate have any shoes that you can stick gross stuff in? Extra points if she's not wearing socks!
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2004, 12:45:18 AM
no i cant do that cause she'll know for sure that its ooon! i wanna be subtle enough that my actions could have mor ethan one explanation, that way if she complains i would always have a good explanation and she would end up being the bitch:-D
Title: i need help
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 16, 2004, 01:29:35 AM
The best revenge is definitely maki9ng love uneccessarily voilently and loudly.

























I can be  on a plane in four hours.
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2004, 08:59:33 AM
even if i would do that, i wouldnt be able to cause my bed is broken
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Post by: tomduo on Sep 16, 2004, 10:57:50 AM
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even if i would do that, i wouldnt be able to cause my bed is broken
...must resist!
Title: i need help
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 16, 2004, 11:16:49 AM
*pries teeth out of tongue*  :lol:  
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2004, 01:33:32 PM
my ex bf jumped into it and broke it
Title: i need help
Post by: tomduo on Sep 16, 2004, 01:41:14 PM
I thought it was from frequent stress, but ok.

*slips*
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2004, 04:45:01 PM
maybe that too, but what did it was his stupid ass jumping into my bed.fuck ikea.
Title: i need help
Post by: Rumble on Sep 16, 2004, 05:11:11 PM
Well if she actually sleeps in the same room with you, just do the old 'camp' trick.  Wait till she's asleep then put her hand in a glass of icecold water.

Then stand back and watch her wet her bed.  
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2004, 06:32:21 PM
that works if its hot water, dear
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Post by: Rumble on Sep 16, 2004, 07:30:10 PM
I've always had very good results with cold water
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Post by: Fiero on Sep 16, 2004, 07:31:51 PM
I still say fucking loudly.  Broken bed makes it more fun.  Or you could fuck in her bed while she's gone and get it all covered and hot love juices.  But then you might end up having an orgy with her and her boyfriend.

Oh, and if you do the shoe thing, masturbate in it.
Title: i need help
Post by: Rumble on Sep 16, 2004, 07:34:48 PM
Or you could just do as you stated in your opening post, and just fuck her.

Be sure to take pictures and send them to me though  ;)  
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 16, 2004, 08:59:10 PM
no



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I still say fucking loudly. Broken bed makes it more fun. Or you could fuck in her bed while she's gone and get it all covered and hot love juices. But then you might end up having an orgy with her and her boyfriend.
eww never! i dont think she has a bf cause shes always here in the apt, as the big loser she is!

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Oh, and if you do the shoe thing, masturbate in it.
honey i dont have a dick, i cant just point my penis and cum inside the shoe
Title: i need help
Post by: Fiero on Sep 16, 2004, 10:23:16 PM
Then use her fucking shoe like a dildo, if you can't figure out how to squat and squirt.
Title: i need help
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 16, 2004, 11:41:51 PM
Niggity. On the asty.
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 17, 2004, 12:23:37 AM
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Then use her fucking shoe like a dildo, if you can't figure out how to squat and squirt.
how can a girl do that!!??
Title: i need help
Post by: tomduo on Sep 17, 2004, 12:44:28 AM
practice.
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Post by: Sam on Sep 17, 2004, 01:01:43 AM
I'm having trouble working up any sympathy for you, who were partying until the wee hours of the morning.  She on the other hand was getting up at a decent hour to go to school.

Either go to bed earlier or grin and bear it.



Or, hey, follow Rumble's suggestion and take pictures.  Either or.
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 17, 2004, 11:14:05 AM
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I'm having trouble working up any sympathy for you, who were partying until the wee hours of the morning.  She on the other hand was getting up at a decent hour to go to school.

 
yo FUCK THAT, im on vacations, me and the whole freaking apartment. she shouldnt even be here, i miss my old roommate:'(
PLUS, i dont care if she has to wake up at 8am, as long as she doesnt turn the light on and make any noise! as she did today again. thats it, hallas, im gonna talk with this bitch, i cant take it anymore
Title: i need help
Post by: Bitch on Sep 17, 2004, 11:28:03 AM
So you're bitching because she wants to turn the light on and be able to actually go through her morning routine without having to walk on eggshells just to make you, who won't be there much longer anyway, happy? Look, if you've really got such a problem with it, why not just buy a blindfold and some earplugs? You can buy a box of 200 pair of the heavy-duty shooting earplugs for $5, and they work awesomely.
Title: i need help
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 17, 2004, 11:37:20 AM
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Then use her fucking shoe like a dildo

*Bernie regards her stiletto pump with 3-inch heel*

Um...I'll pass.  My health insurance premiums are high enough.  :P

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im gonna talk with this bitch, i cant take it anymore

Good move.  If she's doing it deliberately, there's bound to be a reason.  If you're waking her up when you come in, then maybe she's getting even or trying to show you how it feels in the hopes that it will make you sympathetic, which like most attempts to get others to read one's mind rarely works.  If she's a light sleeper, it won't matter how quiet you are when you come in.   I'm still predicting roommate change.

 
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 17, 2004, 01:47:01 PM
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So you're bitching because she wants to turn the light on and be able to actually go through her morning routine without having to walk on eggshells just to make you, who won't be there much longer anyway, happy?
its not about being "happy" , is about the roommate rules! when a roommate is sleeping in the morning, there cant be any light on. my room is not that dark during the morning, you can still see everything even with no light on.

Yeah Bernie, I'm moving out soon but just because I won't be going to classes for 6 months, but then I'm going to come back.
Title: i need help
Post by: Max Con on Sep 17, 2004, 01:54:35 PM
That rule exists only in your mind.
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 17, 2004, 01:57:10 PM
exactly, and in the mind of the other 4 roommates of this apt too.
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 17, 2004, 11:27:15 PM
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my ex bf jumped into it and broke it
the mental pictures I got from that frightened me...

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yep, god is punishing me for not going to mass:'(
That sounds about right.

It's kinda the same with me and my family right now.  I sleep in the living room and sometimes go to sleep at late as 4 in the morning.  My mom and sister get up at around 5 to get ready for work.  It's not unreasonable at all for them to be up, it's just when they start flicking all sorts of lights or making too much noise.  One morning Merla was really getting on my nerves.  She was wearing her "horse hooves" and everytime she went to get something in the bathroom or in the kitchen, it was CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP like a fucking horse...  
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 18, 2004, 03:34:13 PM
:lol:

did u tell her about that?
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 12:57:55 AM
Yes and she reminded me that I used to call her "horsey" as a joke many many a year back.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2004, 01:19:35 PM
:lol:  
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Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 09:08:59 PM
Is that roomy of yours also a horse?
Title: i need help
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 19, 2004, 09:31:21 PM
i dont know what she does, but thanks god she doesnt make noise when she walks, prolly cause the room is carpet-ed or however u call it
Title: i need help
Post by: B E C K on Sep 19, 2004, 09:49:29 PM
Well at least you have that.  Did you ever talk to her about waking you up and all of that?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 20, 2004, 11:48:12 AM
yep yesterday, and today she didnt turn the light on:-D
she did some noise tho...