The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: tomduo on Apr 11, 2006, 12:08:41 PM
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- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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This was old in November.
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Eh.... it's new to me and I enjoyed it.
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I've been terrorizing my friends with it, since I have seen it on sports center.
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Chuck NOrris' Girlfriend once asked him, "How much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?" Chuck Norris then Grabbed his girlfriend by the throat, ripped her vocal chords out, then watched as she bled to death and said to her:
"Don't Fuck with Chuck."
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It was better when it was about Vin Diesel.
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Wow, now that Tom is recycling ancient internet cliches, I'm not the lamest person on the board.
*cracks open some liquor in celebration*
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No, you're still the lamest. Tom at least has Spider-Man for an avatar. You have a Little Girl. Which is not only lame, but sad.
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No, you're still the lamest. Tom at least has Spider-Man for an avatar. You have a Little Girl. Which is not only lame, but sad.
You need to refresh your cache. Tom now has Chuck Norris for an avatar.
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Maybe you and Tom could fight it out in the Thunderdome for the title of lamest guy on the board.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!
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He has a girlfriend, and a hot one at that, so he would probably win. Unless there's some advantage I have I don't see.
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Nope...I guess you could just give up now like a French man.
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What about the lameness that is E? He's an Emu farmer? Or IDE, who's only real claim to fame is that he has moobs? Or Bitch even!?
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At least E can command his emu to eat you alive.
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I'd fuck it up, and then make Emu Fajitas. OLE!
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No Emu fucking allowed! Only Emu/Launchpad yaoi!
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What about Emo fucking? There's alot of crying involved...
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Yet the image of a Peanut wanting an Emu burns my brain.
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I love da teeth.
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Me? Lame? WOW. HOW ORIGINAL!
Don't make me hurt you.
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Please Hammer....don't hurt him.
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Hebrew Hammer?!
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Funny....he doesn't look jewish.