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Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2006, 05:14:06 PM
Deceide America.
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 10, 2006, 05:15:04 PM
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Deceide America.
I saw that
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: tomduo on Apr 10, 2006, 06:06:09 PM
Why no random matricide? I'm fucking disapointed in you.
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Post by: Bitch on Apr 10, 2006, 06:32:46 PM
His mother has suffered enough. Anyway, isn't it only matricide if you kill your own mother?
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 10, 2006, 08:57:19 PM
Yes. If someone else killed his mother it'd just be straight murder.
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Post by: IDE on Apr 10, 2006, 09:34:37 PM
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Deceide America.
I saw that
That means he wants me to do the actual killing.
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2006, 09:41:15 PM
Well, personally Bill Cosby was my first choice...
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: IDE on Apr 10, 2006, 09:43:10 PM
well of course he's the fantasy pick
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 10, 2006, 09:49:07 PM
I mean, who wouldn't want to watch the man kill Doug with a rusty pudding spoon as he screamed "THEOOOO!"
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: tomduo on Apr 11, 2006, 10:55:56 AM
I love the Cos.
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Post by: The D on Apr 11, 2006, 04:59:37 PM
Wow. I wonder what prompted this wave of hatred?
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Post by: Rama on Apr 11, 2006, 05:07:35 PM
You were born?  
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 11, 2006, 05:51:01 PM
Basically.
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Post by: tomduo on Apr 11, 2006, 07:31:56 PM
2 Words. Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 12, 2006, 10:56:10 AM
Once, in Band Camp, Chuck Norris stuck his fist in my....
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Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2006, 12:25:50 PM
Chuck Noris: Man of Action.  
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Post by: tomduo on Apr 12, 2006, 02:37:58 PM
American Chuck Policy = What we did to Iraq.
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Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2006, 03:56:18 PM
I wanna have Chuck Norris's babies.  
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: tomduo on Apr 12, 2006, 04:13:15 PM
They would kill you from the inside when they first kick.
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: Rama on Apr 12, 2006, 04:30:09 PM
It'd be worth it. *Dreamy eyes*  
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 13, 2006, 10:21:57 AM
Hilarious Mental image of Baby Norris' Bursing from Rama's belly, feet first....Then snapping Rama's neck out of mercy.
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: tomduo on Apr 13, 2006, 11:05:54 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't know the defination of Mercy, but it is cross-referenced with pain.
Title: If you could kill Doug...
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Apr 13, 2006, 11:27:36 AM
Just as a warning, Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.  You might want to rethink this.  Not that you could do anything to prevent it.

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