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Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 14, 2004, 09:47:28 AM
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Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 14, 2004, 11:28:22 AM
*still waiting for page to open*
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 14, 2004, 02:20:07 PM
It's featured on newgrounds.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 14, 2004, 10:56:47 PM
I'll pass my turn.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: The D on Sep 20, 2004, 12:33:48 PM
http://www.jibjab.com/default.asp (http://www.jibjab.com/default.asp)

He still won three purple hearts, though! :D
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Rumble on Sep 20, 2004, 04:36:37 PM
Didn't he at least get one of those for shooting himself?


Edit: Funny song btw that jibjab.com one
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 09:36:02 AM
ANYBODY but Bush!  Dry drunks shouldn't have that much powet.   <_<

And the squinty eyes, the perpetually-pursing mouth, like a baby who hasn't been weaned...bet he calls Laura "Mommy" & acts like Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet".  :P  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 10:17:10 AM
I'd actually rather you'd vote Bush back in then vote Kerry in the White House. And this is from someone who really, really doesn't like Bush.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 10:43:48 AM
Kerry did not shoot himself, nor were his injuries any less serious than they were recorded. Bushies always do this when someone runs against them. With McCain, they said he was traitor, even though he refused to be let out early ahead of his men even though he was the son of an admiral.

Kerry served twice in Vietnam, and he was injured three times. Bush's only injury was falling out of a car while he, Rumsfeld and Cheney dodged serving thier country, just as they do now.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 11:34:16 AM
I'd vote for McCain in a heartbeat.  That slur job the Bushies did on him was beyond disgusting.  :angry:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 12:24:40 PM
I'd vote for McCain, but sure as hell wouldn't vote for Kerry.  I doubt I'll vote at all with the way it is.  I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bitch on Sep 21, 2004, 12:27:42 PM
I hate that. "I can't decide, so I won't vote!" A couple months from now you'll be bitching about whatever president we get, even though you didn't get off your ass and do something to try and at least get the least evil one elected.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 12:29:53 PM
Your right, I will be bitching.  Either way, even if I do vote.  So what's the point?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 12:31:16 PM
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
I hear Russia is very nice this time of year
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bitch on Sep 21, 2004, 12:38:46 PM
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Your right, I will be bitching.  Either way, even if I do vote.  So what's the point?
You have no right to bitch about the president if you didn't at least vote. It's like bitching about how thirsty you are when there's a fridge full of drinks in the next room.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 12:55:47 PM
B has a very valid point. Snaps to her.

I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a better reason for hating Kerry than "he looks like Herman Munster".  :rolleyes:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 01:07:37 PM
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
I hear Russia is very nice this time of year
Yeah, for now. In three days, it turns into an ice cube.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 01:16:44 PM
i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 01:32:47 PM
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands

The Netherlands would be a good place - you could start a crusade!

And you thought abortion was complicated (http://www.theweeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/616jszlg.asp)
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 01:37:22 PM
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?

You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass  Philly.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 01:38:29 PM
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The Netherlands would be a good place - you could start a crusade!

And you thought abortion was complicated (http://www.theweeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/616jszlg.asp)
Living in a country like that, I probally would.  Fuck that.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 01:54:19 PM
We'll euthanize you too, if you move over here
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 01:56:31 PM
I do wear glasses.  Can't have half-blind Americans splooging in bathrooms all over the Netherlands, can ya?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Rumble on Sep 21, 2004, 01:59:13 PM
No indeed, before you know it we could have an epidemic on our hands
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 03:11:40 PM
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?

You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass  Philly.
heeey i LOOOOOVE philly! even more than NY(thats why i didnt transfer to a university there like i was supposed to)
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:39:49 PM
So what degree are you going for?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 03:41:52 PM
international area studies.
i dont feel special like when i was a pre-med...i miss those days:(
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 21, 2004, 03:45:45 PM
What kind of a career does that lead to?

(serious question, not a joke set-up )
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Fiero on Sep 21, 2004, 03:52:15 PM
I agree with Bernia, FTW is that?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 06:06:52 PM
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?

You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass  Philly.
The not-so-cold places have terrorists.  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 21, 2004, 06:25:57 PM
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What kind of a career does that lead to?

(serious question, not a joke set-up )
to work in embassies, in the UN, in international organizators, all kind of fun stuff
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 21, 2004, 06:37:16 PM
*cough*
 
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 21, 2004, 08:25:25 PM
To have sex with Goodwill ambassadors...















... that will promote peace among the nations.  Faye saves the world while journalist Chelsey is first to break the news!   :ph34r:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 22, 2004, 12:18:51 AM
So why did you stop being pre-med and all?











Oh yeah, and fuck a Bush.  :D
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 22, 2004, 03:47:23 AM
i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 22, 2004, 08:43:25 AM
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Oh yeah, and fuck a Bush.

Some days when I can't take his stupidity anymore I flip through my copy of The Twelve Caesars, just to remember that there have been worse megalomaniacs.   I honestly think that half of his support comes from Bubbas & Goobers who get a big "huh, huh" every time they see the word "BUSH" on their 4X4's  <_<

 
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 23, 2004, 12:59:52 AM
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
So vomit and spittle and pee-pee and poo-poo is apples but not a little blood?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 23, 2004, 11:01:14 AM
I dont mind blood. The poopoo gets me x.x
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2004, 11:18:06 AM
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
So vomit and spittle and pee-pee and poo-poo is apples but not a little blood?
no:-/

i realized i was hemophobic cause i fainted when i was reading a book(memoirs of a geisha)
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2004, 12:42:50 PM
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(memoirs of a geisha)

 :huh: ??  I'm not recalling any especially bloody narratives from that book.
 
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 23, 2004, 01:00:32 PM
bad paper cut?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2004, 01:15:27 PM
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(memoirs of a geisha)

 :huh: ??  I'm not recalling any especially bloody narratives from that book.
Yes there is. when Sayuri wanted to meet a doctor so he could be his dima or whatever it was, the other geishas were trying to cut her in the leg so she would have an excuse to go and meet him
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2004, 01:20:12 PM
Ahh, okay.  The only blood-related incident I remembered was the guy who kept the scraps of hymen from the cherries he'd popped in little glass bottles.  :lol:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2004, 01:22:45 PM
EWWWWWW that was the nastiest thing eveeeerr
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2004, 01:25:25 PM
"....the worm will enter the cave!"   :lol:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 23, 2004, 08:03:23 PM
i thought it was an eel!
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 23, 2004, 10:38:53 PM
That excuse didn't work when we caught you with Bill Clinton behind you, cheering like Bush on War day, and it won't work now.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: ChelseySuzie on Sep 23, 2004, 11:25:06 PM
I may have to read that book now.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 24, 2004, 08:35:27 AM
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i thought it was an eel!

Eew...you're right.  And "eels" are used quite often in Japanese cooking.  Hmmmm.... :blink:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 25, 2004, 01:03:37 AM
I must read that book.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 26, 2004, 02:13:03 AM
:: runs to Border's ::















:: Eats at Moe's instead ::


mmmm. Moe's
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 27, 2004, 12:40:55 AM
Moe's?  Moe's Tavern?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 27, 2004, 11:42:27 AM
*ordes a Flaming Mo*
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 27, 2004, 02:34:53 PM
Nyquil shots are better.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Faye Valentine on Sep 27, 2004, 08:31:48 PM
nono, that makes you sleepy. go with robitussin
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 12:34:15 AM
Listen to the voice of experience.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 01:07:57 AM
I like being sleepy. Plus you only sleep for 3 hours. The dreams that come out of that make me piss the bed.

>.>

*runs to Wal-Greens*
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 01:21:33 AM
For.... diapers?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 29, 2004, 02:22:40 AM
Moe's Southwestern.

You know, "Hey, welcome to Moe's!"
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 29, 2004, 02:44:00 AM
Uhhh... no?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 29, 2004, 10:13:33 AM
No idea.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: MegatronYES on Sep 30, 2004, 12:35:48 AM
Shut up.  I guess none of y'all got Planet Smoothies, either?
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: B E C K on Sep 30, 2004, 12:53:47 AM
Apparently not.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 08:19:50 AM
It sounds like something from a bad movie.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 30, 2004, 08:49:36 AM
Houston does.  You walk in and get  greeted with "Welcome to the planet."   :rolleyes:  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 10:30:15 AM
My friend Jorge lives in Houston.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 30, 2004, 11:35:25 AM
Attending school?  Tell him to plan to spend St. Patrick's Day at the Meridian downtown.  :D  
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: tomduo on Sep 30, 2004, 01:27:25 PM
He goes to some community college. He looks like a thin mexican jimmy kimmel.
Title: What did Kerry really do Vietnam?
Post by: Bernie AKA on Sep 30, 2004, 02:09:11 PM
Well, we'll let him drink anyway with proper ID.