The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: tomduo on Sep 14, 2004, 09:47:28 AM
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http://uploads.ungrounded.net/191000/19179...rrywar_back.swf (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/191000/191797_kerrywar_back.swf)
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*still waiting for page to open*
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It's featured on newgrounds.
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I'll pass my turn.
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http://www.jibjab.com/default.asp (http://www.jibjab.com/default.asp)
He still won three purple hearts, though! :D
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Didn't he at least get one of those for shooting himself?
Edit: Funny song btw that jibjab.com one
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ANYBODY but Bush! Dry drunks shouldn't have that much powet. <_<
And the squinty eyes, the perpetually-pursing mouth, like a baby who hasn't been weaned...bet he calls Laura "Mommy" & acts like Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet". :P
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I'd actually rather you'd vote Bush back in then vote Kerry in the White House. And this is from someone who really, really doesn't like Bush.
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Kerry did not shoot himself, nor were his injuries any less serious than they were recorded. Bushies always do this when someone runs against them. With McCain, they said he was traitor, even though he refused to be let out early ahead of his men even though he was the son of an admiral.
Kerry served twice in Vietnam, and he was injured three times. Bush's only injury was falling out of a car while he, Rumsfeld and Cheney dodged serving thier country, just as they do now.
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I'd vote for McCain in a heartbeat. That slur job the Bushies did on him was beyond disgusting. :angry:
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I'd vote for McCain, but sure as hell wouldn't vote for Kerry. I doubt I'll vote at all with the way it is. I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
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I hate that. "I can't decide, so I won't vote!" A couple months from now you'll be bitching about whatever president we get, even though you didn't get off your ass and do something to try and at least get the least evil one elected.
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Your right, I will be bitching. Either way, even if I do vote. So what's the point?
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
I hear Russia is very nice this time of year
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Your right, I will be bitching. Either way, even if I do vote. So what's the point?
You have no right to bitch about the president if you didn't at least vote. It's like bitching about how thirsty you are when there's a fridge full of drinks in the next room.
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B has a very valid point. Snaps to her.
I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a better reason for hating Kerry than "he looks like Herman Munster". :rolleyes:
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands.
I hear Russia is very nice this time of year
Yeah, for now. In three days, it turns into an ice cube.
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
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I'm almost to the point where I'm gonna move to Russia, or maybe the Netherlands
The Netherlands would be a good place - you could start a crusade!
And you thought abortion was complicated (http://www.theweeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/616jszlg.asp)
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?
You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass Philly.
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The Netherlands would be a good place - you could start a crusade!
And you thought abortion was complicated (http://www.theweeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/616jszlg.asp)
Living in a country like that, I probally would. Fuck that.
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We'll euthanize you too, if you move over here
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I do wear glasses. Can't have half-blind Americans splooging in bathrooms all over the Netherlands, can ya?
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No indeed, before you know it we could have an epidemic on our hands
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?
You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass Philly.
heeey i LOOOOOVE philly! even more than NY(thats why i didnt transfer to a university there like i was supposed to)
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So what degree are you going for?
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international area studies.
i dont feel special like when i was a pre-med...i miss those days:(
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What kind of a career does that lead to?
(serious question, not a joke set-up )
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I agree with Bernia, FTW is that?
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i was gonna go to a university in russia but i didnt go for two things: the language(kinda difficult to learn up to university-level) and the climate. it sucks
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW BIG RUSSIA FUCKING IS?
You could've gone to a southern university there, there's some nice places there, at least as nice as dirty ass Philly.
The not-so-cold places have terrorists.
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What kind of a career does that lead to?
(serious question, not a joke set-up )
to work in embassies, in the UN, in international organizators, all kind of fun stuff
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*cough*
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To have sex with Goodwill ambassadors...
... that will promote peace among the nations. Faye saves the world while journalist Chelsey is first to break the news! :ph34r:
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So why did you stop being pre-med and all?
Oh yeah, and fuck a Bush. :D
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
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Oh yeah, and fuck a Bush.
Some days when I can't take his stupidity anymore I flip through my copy of The Twelve Caesars, just to remember that there have been worse megalomaniacs. I honestly think that half of his support comes from Bubbas & Goobers who get a big "huh, huh" every time they see the word "BUSH" on their 4X4's <_<
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
So vomit and spittle and pee-pee and poo-poo is apples but not a little blood?
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I dont mind blood. The poopoo gets me x.x
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i "became" hemo-phobic. :(:(:(
So vomit and spittle and pee-pee and poo-poo is apples but not a little blood?
no:-/
i realized i was hemophobic cause i fainted when i was reading a book(memoirs of a geisha)
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(memoirs of a geisha)
:huh: ?? I'm not recalling any especially bloody narratives from that book.
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bad paper cut?
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(memoirs of a geisha)
:huh: ?? I'm not recalling any especially bloody narratives from that book.
Yes there is. when Sayuri wanted to meet a doctor so he could be his dima or whatever it was, the other geishas were trying to cut her in the leg so she would have an excuse to go and meet him
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Ahh, okay. The only blood-related incident I remembered was the guy who kept the scraps of hymen from the cherries he'd popped in little glass bottles. :lol:
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EWWWWWW that was the nastiest thing eveeeerr
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"....the worm will enter the cave!" :lol:
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i thought it was an eel!
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That excuse didn't work when we caught you with Bill Clinton behind you, cheering like Bush on War day, and it won't work now.
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I may have to read that book now.
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i thought it was an eel!
Eew...you're right. And "eels" are used quite often in Japanese cooking. Hmmmm.... :blink:
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I must read that book.
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:: runs to Border's ::
:: Eats at Moe's instead ::
mmmm. Moe's
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Moe's? Moe's Tavern?
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*ordes a Flaming Mo*
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Nyquil shots are better.
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nono, that makes you sleepy. go with robitussin
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Listen to the voice of experience.
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I like being sleepy. Plus you only sleep for 3 hours. The dreams that come out of that make me piss the bed.
>.>
*runs to Wal-Greens*
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For.... diapers?
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Moe's Southwestern.
You know, "Hey, welcome to Moe's!"
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Uhhh... no?
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No idea.
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Shut up. I guess none of y'all got Planet Smoothies, either?
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Apparently not.
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It sounds like something from a bad movie.
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Houston does. You walk in and get greeted with "Welcome to the planet." :rolleyes:
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My friend Jorge lives in Houston.
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Attending school? Tell him to plan to spend St. Patrick's Day at the Meridian downtown. :D
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He goes to some community college. He looks like a thin mexican jimmy kimmel.
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Well, we'll let him drink anyway with proper ID.