The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Apr 09, 2006, 03:51:31 AM
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...to a supposed, useless subscription of Turtle magazine that's supposedly going to charity. :lol: Twenty-two dollars down the drain, including a two dollar tip because he didn't "have enough change".
I couldn't help it, tho'. The guy who sold it to me was hawt. He reminded me of Johnathan Rhys Meyers. And he was really funny, too. He said it was for some ghey magazine contest, but my inner cynic believes nothing like that. I don't trust people who try to sell me stuff the minute they meet me. I think he's gonna rip off several little old ladies some day. I even congratulated him on his con before I walked off. At least I got a hug out of it.
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if I sold you some magazines what would I get?
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I thought you finally got a PS2 or something, but it looks like you just sold out.
:(
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You shoulda just gave him a hummer for the magazines. He would have appreciated it more, I think.
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Sucker! :lol:
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Seriously this is a really sad topic. The "at least I got a hug out of it" part clinches it.
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And then some...
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Bah! You're no one to call me "sad", headbando.
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Oh, I'm sorry Nuri. I don't want to make you feel bad! :(
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Forget about that...what about using "Hawt" instead of Hot. If anyone should be giving her a hard time, it should be over that. Getting suckered is understandable...I'm sure the guy knew he was hot and going to women was part of his scam. So she got a little "Tee-Hee" and lost 22 bucks. Who hasn't? But spelling it 'Hawt" she should know better.
And if she really wants a PS2 she can have mine. It's just sitting in the floor gathering dust as we speak, so I don't really want it.
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I'll take it. What's your shipping price?
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I like "hawt". And I don't want a PS2. I still have several PS1 games I haven't even finished yet.
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Wow... Even the Amish have PS2s...
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Hawt makes me think of Phucking Heiress-Whore, and when I think of Phucking Heiress-Whore my skin crawls like hundreds of centipedes have hatched under my skin and are trying to tear their way out.
"Wow, that's so hawt!" Fucking die already!
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Wow... Even the Amish have PS2s...
"Forsoth English...The graphics are smoother then a buggy ride on ice."
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I just bought an Xbox. PS2, like Xbox before it, will probably wait until I find a way to easily and cheaply copy and play its games.
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Swap Magic 3.6 with a flip top cover. For about 43$ you can quickly soft mod your PS2.
I just downloaded Gun, God of War, Shadow of the Collosus, Onimusha 4 and the Transformers G1 japanese game , and the japanese berserk game.
I've already burned Shadow and Devil may cry 3 SE and they work great as well as Marvel vs Capcom the english version.
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Hawt makes me think of Phucking Heiress-Whore, and when I think of Phucking Heiress-Whore my skin crawls like hundreds of centipedes have hatched under my skin and are trying to tear their way out.
"Wow, that's so hawt!" Fucking die already!
She doesn't say "hawt", she says "hot". Hence why the little slut trademarked it: http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2004/0...story167128.asp (http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2004/09/18/story167128.asp)
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She should make it the title of her sex tape.
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Hawt makes me think of Phucking Heiress-Whore, and when I think of Phucking Heiress-Whore my skin crawls like hundreds of centipedes have hatched under my skin and are trying to tear their way out.
"Wow, that's so hawt!" Fucking die already!
She doesn't say "hawt", she says "hot". Hence why the little slut trademarked it: http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2004/0...story167128.asp (http://archives.tcm.ie/breakingnews/2004/09/18/story167128.asp)
She can't be serious. Why not try to get cold while she is at it and have a matching set. Course this isn't any more absurd then Harely Davidson trying to trademark "Vroom" or some other engine sound.
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She should make it the title of her sex tape.
Please. It wasn't THAT good.
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Am I the only one who thinks Paris Hitlon is ugly? Her body isn't that good, and her face is godawful.
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That little shit bag trademarked "that's hot" ?
I was saying that before her...fuck this!
I'm gonna trademark "rock n' roll"
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Am I the only one who thinks Paris Hitlon is ugly? Her body isn't that good, and her face is godawful.
I really find nothing appealing about her either.
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You don't like her face?
You don't like her breasts?
Her legs?
What's not to like about the way she looks?
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She has no tits, no ass, and looks like somebody gives her a fat lip everyday. I mean, I like DSLs, but not swollen pockets of collagen.
Nothing kills my boner quicker than her.
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Everyone likes to haat celebrities I guess.
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Her legs maybe, but I've seen more tit in a bucket of KFC. Plus her face looks like broken glass x.x
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I think I saw her penetrated vaginally and in the mouth before I even saw a colour picture of her... so really there's just no point in looking at her clothed.
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If you guys think she's ugly you must really hate on the everyday girls you sit next to in class and what not.
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I actually like the more everyday look. There is something so true about it.
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I just find her disgusting (she makes a sex tape one day and markets herself to little girls the next!) and don't like her face. Her body's thin but okay, so maybe if she just traded heads with someone else....
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If you guys think she's ugly you must really hate on the everyday girls you sit next to in class and what not.
I've seen chicks hotter than her in the Computer Science department over here.
Speaking of that...
*becomes Mini-IDE so he can bag some hot nerd chicks*
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I mean I have seen chicks hotter than her at school. I'm just saying by no means is she ugly IMO.
and I wouldn't become mini-me just yet I've been striking out alot lately...I haven't seen a naked girl in close to 2 months now.
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Well I know this might fall on deaf ears, but bragging about how many chicks you've banged to a woman is a surefire way to get her to NOT sleep with you.
Oh and try the library. Sure they don't get drunk and thus don't put out as easy, but they usually have a lot more built up sexual energy. I'm telling you man...Library. That's the building with all the books in it.
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Well I know this might fall on deaf ears, but bragging about how many chicks you've banged to a woman is a surefire way to get her to NOT sleep with you.
you never brag about it until after you've slept with them.
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You don't EVER brag about it to a woman. Never, ever, ever!
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I haven't seen a naked girl in close to 2 months now.
Are you sure you didn't catch Dougitis here or something?
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I haven't seen one on over two hours.... but that's why there is the suggestion of a latenight shower.
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I haven't seen a naked girl in close to 2 months now.
Are you sure you didn't catch Dougitis here or something?
does he fail so hard that he cancels out my win?
this cannot be!
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Phucking Heiress-Whore is not ugly, nor is Britney Spears or half a dozen other celebrity women who people are regularly disgusted over. You know you'd hit it if given half the chance.
Hell, even Baloo would:
(http://forums.shwiggie.com/uploads/post-6-1144804987.gif)
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I wouldn't. I wouldn't even talk to Paris if she tried to speak to for some reason in the future.
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does he fail so hard that he cancels out my win?
I think you've sorely underestimated his fail.
Britney Spears isn't ugly. Mr. Britney Spears on the other hand.... GROSS! Hotel chick's face is ugly tho', it just is. I think it's mainly due to the worn twisted expression of untouchable snobbery she constantly has on her face, possibly combined with a mouth warped by the excessive sucking of cock and STDs. It's an over-eyelashed duck with a stick up its ass. Her sister doesn't look ugly, yet they're more or less interchangable.
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o.o hmmm