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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 31, 2006, 11:52:13 PM

Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 31, 2006, 11:52:13 PM: So, yeah, I went to a high school film festival tonight, and I observed the local population of teenagers...
There are times when it's okay to be "emotional" or "EMO" as THEY put it. This of course means being depressed and despondant or angsty. There are occasions when overboard "Emo"-tions are acceptable and forgivable. Nay, even times when Sympathy is garnered.
But by fucking god, when I see a bunch of god damn teens wearing freakin' BLACK MASCARA, black clothing, and enough chains to make a prison warden Jealous, and spewing crap like "OHHH the WORLD SUCKS AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE".....I go over and I ask them..."Okay. Why does it suck? The world I mean? ANd be specific because there's a lot of things that suck. Your mom, for instance, probably sucks dicks and chows on rugs for a living, but we're not talking about that. What makes the world suck for you?"

Then they answer, "There's suffering in the world! People are dying in Africa and Iraq!" Oh. Oh HO! I have the answer for them. Ohhh I swear I'll say this to'em too.
"Look over at that alley. See that? Chances are? Something died in there. A Cat, a Dog, a rat, something. HELL, SomeONE probably died there., and I swear to god? If you keep up this crap? I'm going to see to it that YOU DIE IN THERE." Why? If it's to pick up a chick? There's better ways, like alcohol!
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Rama on Apr 01, 2006, 12:00:29 AM: Well we could all get them signs that say "My daddy didn't love me" they call all wear around their necks. It would have the same effect......
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Apr 01, 2006, 12:15:23 AM: E is an optimist!
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2006, 12:21:33 AM: Quote
"There's suffering in the world! People are dying in Africa and Iraq!"
Nobody really told you that, did they? There's no way, because if they cared that much, they'd be doing something about it already.
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Guest on Apr 01, 2006, 01:30:01 AM: yeah they woul dbe hippies right?

The whiole point of emo is that your life suks here in america.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 01, 2006, 01:54:59 AM: That's right. No mopey teenager worth their salt gives a damn about some gay foreign country.
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Rama on Apr 01, 2006, 01:56:56 AM: They drove up the price of Chuck Taylor All-Stars! :: Shakes fist at EMOs. ::
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2006, 09:39:15 AM: Quote
They drove up the price of Chuck Taylor All-Stars! :: Shakes fist at EMOs. ::
No...the movie 'I Robot' did that...

"CONVERSE ALLSTARS...CIRCA 2004!"

God...
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 01, 2006, 09:59:06 AM: Well yeah. Some did do the Africa schtick, most though because of their "Sucky" Life in America. "Oh this school sucks!! Ohhh My home life sucks...."
Look you self-righteous prick Teenagers. If you're going to one of the PREMIERE CHARTER HIGH SCHOOLS IN THE STATE, of which comes with top computer tech, a SOUND STUDIO, and a working FILM CREW? Wow. Really sucky! You might as well just go slit your wrists now, cuase it's going to get even worse when they upgrade those computers again!
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Post by: Max Con on Apr 01, 2006, 11:53:59 AM: http://emosong.ytmnd.com/ (http://emosong.ytmnd.com/)
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Post by: IDE on Apr 01, 2006, 12:26:45 PM: I need a pair of converse and some shell toe adidas!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 01, 2006, 01:44:24 PM: Two weeks from now, my James Dean boots should be here...
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Post by: The D on Apr 01, 2006, 03:02:42 PM: Those mascera, all black-wearing people hang out all the time at the university anime club. Most are teen or pre-teen, and they usually congragate by the dozen or two. They're not actually there to watch the anime on the projector screen, but to hang out and loiter and break the law and shit.
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: IDE on Apr 01, 2006, 06:16:16 PM: what!? Fuck that! I would show up cosplaying joe higashi and beat the gay out of'm.
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Max Con on Apr 01, 2006, 11:20:00 PM: Geese!
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 02, 2006, 01:17:58 AM: Well played, 'Kodak.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 02, 2006, 01:48:48 AM: Quote
what!? Fuck that! I would show up cosplaying joe higashi and beat the gay out of'm.
That's the most hilarious thing I've heard all fucking day. I could kiss you IDE, if you weren't a guy.
....And certain people on this board would end up messing up their screens with a unique substance.
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Rama on Apr 02, 2006, 06:24:17 AM: Quote

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what!? Fuck that! I would show up cosplaying joe higashi and beat the gay out of'm.
That's the most hilarious thing I've heard all fucking day. I could kiss you IDE, if you weren't a guy.
Don't let that stop you.
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 02, 2006, 06:50:56 PM: It sure as hell didn't stop you from opening that Mexican restaurant in the same slot as that old Chinese one that always got robbed used to be.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 03, 2006, 08:32:37 AM: ....What?
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Post by: IDE on Apr 03, 2006, 02:44:13 PM: Quote
That's the most hilarious thing I've heard all fucking day. I could kiss you IDE
nuri be moar like E
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 04, 2006, 04:52:27 AM: No.

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....What?
http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stx=Em...U5LFPUgk6fgo5bk (http://yp.yahoo.com/py/ypResults.py?stx=Emmy&stp=a&tab=&desc=Emmy%27s&city=San+Antonio&state=TX&zip=&uzip=78205&msa=7240&country=us&cs=4&ed=sS.sAK1o2TyCPawynr2.Y7XXtHhggU5LFPUgk6fgo5bk)
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: IDE on Apr 04, 2006, 02:11:15 PM: U_U
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 05, 2006, 08:25:53 AM: Some bastard stole my name!
It's HUNTING SEASON!
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Rama on Apr 05, 2006, 09:08:27 AM: What if he is older then you....then techincally, you stole his name and you have to shoot yourself.
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Post by: Extra Zero on Apr 05, 2006, 05:10:32 PM: *Gains an idea off of this and begins to write an alternate take on Old Yeller where he's ultimately forced to shoot himself.*

WHAT A TWIST!
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Post by: B E C K on Apr 06, 2006, 07:10:34 AM: Furry!
Title: Teenagers anger me.
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 06, 2006, 09:15:38 AM: Furry? FUNNY!