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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Mar 18, 2006, 02:12:22 PM

Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: The D on Mar 18, 2006, 02:12:22 PM: I have this deal at my school where I can get a napster subscription for only about $3 a month.

I don't know if it's worth it yet. I have no idea what to download currently. Not ALL songs are covered under the unlimited download, I notice a few on the list require you to pay .99 anyway (WTF!!!) Also, I'm still trying to figure out how to crack the napster protection (fuck you DRM!!!). If I don't like it, my subscription expires at the end of the school year, but so far I haven't used it much.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 18, 2006, 02:13:03 PM: Why do people download the legal MP3s?
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: The D on Mar 18, 2006, 02:16:26 PM: Quote
Why do people download the legal MP3s?
Because, after being in front of a judge once, I have no desire to be in front of one again... for a long time.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: IDE on Mar 18, 2006, 02:28:51 PM: I've been in front of a judge several times.

I figure I wasn't consulted when these laws were made so they don't apply to me - Monty
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: The D on Mar 18, 2006, 02:40:30 PM: All right, I'm hating this already.

Only way I've found to get around the music lock is to burn the file to a CD. In order to burn the file to a cd, I have to burn it inside Napster. In order to burn inside of napster, I have to "Buy" the song. Didn't I buy the song already with my monthly subscription?

I'm about to say fuck this. I have an easy solution. Put on a mask and cape, and blow up the RIAA headquarters. And while I'm at it, blow up Micro$oft, and have a bunch of horny gay furries fuck Bill Gates to death.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: spooie on Mar 18, 2006, 03:34:53 PM: Speaking of Napster... Metallica can suck my dick. :)

No... scratch that. I don't know where Metallica's mouth has been.

:joe:
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 19, 2006, 01:05:43 AM: They make blow job condoms.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2006, 02:20:40 AM: tell me more about these blowjob condoms
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 19, 2006, 02:33:17 AM: He's just talking about flavored condoms.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2006, 03:23:34 AM: oh...I was thinking there was some sort of superthin condom that was made specially for blowjobs. Like it couldn't stand up to pussy pounding action but could handle a rough blowjob and sort of flowered out at the base of your penis just incase their lips touched down there (to stop the spread of herpes and what not)

These ^ are the kind of things you think up when you're an OCD sex maniac.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 19, 2006, 09:18:21 AM: Yeah they're a differing thickness or something. I've never seen one but it's the kind of thing whores and strippers who are actually whores keep on hand.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 19, 2006, 10:29:37 AM: Wow.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2006, 12:54:02 PM: oh shi-! they actually exist!
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 19, 2006, 01:18:34 PM: o.o

Sex is better without a condom.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Bitch on Mar 19, 2006, 03:08:09 PM: It's even better without such a risk of STD's, like herpes or children.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 19, 2006, 03:15:50 PM: After some brief Internet searching I found no evidence of such thing. STill... I heard they exist. So take that for what it is. I wouldn't guarantee it since I've never screwed around with a dirty whore.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: The D on Mar 19, 2006, 04:38:57 PM: Yet, you know so much about the cost of prostitutes in Canada...
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: TM2 Rampage on Mar 19, 2006, 08:53:52 PM: Maybe he is really frugal so he did a lot of extensive research but couldn't take the plunge even after meditating on all the prices
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 19, 2006, 10:21:31 PM: Quote
It's even better without such a risk of STD's, like herpes or children.
The pill is just as effective, and I don't go sniffing around tacos with extra toppings.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 19, 2006, 10:23:22 PM: Quote
Yet, you know so much about the cost of prostitutes in Canada...
I've never been whoring. We did a stripper tour in Montreal about a year and a half ago. Some of the other guys had things priced to them at a few places.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Guest on Mar 19, 2006, 11:32:25 PM: See, instead of Blowjob condoms... they should make Blow Pop Condoms, where, after you are done, you find a nice surprise inside.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: spooie on Mar 19, 2006, 11:33:26 PM: Arrgg... that's like the second friggen time I've forgotten to log in this week.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2006, 01:27:27 AM: I would never bang a stripper or a prostitute.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: The D on Mar 20, 2006, 04:41:52 PM: I didn't think you had any limits to what you would fuck.

Also, I think I'm done with legal music downloading for now. Viva la P2P!
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Max Con on Mar 20, 2006, 04:49:24 PM: Bearshare Pro is a gift from the Spectre.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2006, 08:10:35 PM: Quote
I would never bang a stripper or a prostitute.
What if it's her first day on the job?
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 20, 2006, 09:27:05 PM: Quote

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I would never bang a stripper or a prostitute.
What if it's her first day on the job?
A friend of mine was at this bad strip club not far from my place. The girl on stage tripped and then said "sorry I'm really hung over. My friends took me out last night for my 18th birthday". I'm pretty sure it wasn't her first day on the job...
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2006, 10:02:42 PM: IDE, how do you know the chicks you bang aren't, like, closet prostitutes or strippers? If a girl's loose, she's can't be too different from one of those....

Or worse... maybe she carries a mouse chain in her purse. You would not be the wiser.
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2006, 10:06:19 PM: Quote
I didn't think you had any limits to what you would fuck.

I find it funny how this sentiment somehow comes across with certain demographics over the INTERNET via my posting style.

If anything I have relatively high limits to what I'll fuck.

I can afford to be choosy.

My criteria is as follows:

Female
Clean
Physically Attractive (but this can be supersceded to a degree if she is interested in anime, video games, or transformers)
Title: I'm using napster!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 20, 2006, 10:07:47 PM: Cleanliness is a very good factor. Smelly chicks that look hot are not hot.