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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: spooie on Mar 18, 2006, 12:07:30 AM

Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: spooie on Mar 18, 2006, 12:07:30 AM: I know there are gamers here... so hopefully it's okay for me to plug this bitchin' game deal...

:P

Toys R Us, though Amazon.com, has the Sonic Mega Collection PLUS [and] Super Monkey Ball Deluxe 2-in-1 COMBO Pack... for $15!

(http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/lbox/210926b.jpg)

That's like 7.50 each! Think of 7 Sonic Genesis Games, 6 Sonic Game Gear Games, 4 Unlockable Bonus Games and Knuckles Add-on enhancements... plus a remixed version of Super Monkey Ball 1 and 2 with 300 Levels!

I know what you're thinking right now... "spooie, you crazy, insane, videogame buying son of a bitch... this offer is too good to be true, there must be a catch!". Well, that's just it! There is no catch! That's right... NO CATCH. All you need is an Amazon.com account, an address for Amazon.com to mail the game to, and enough intelligence to ACT NOW.

Order soon. Supplies are Limited!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000CJC1HY/ (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000CJC1HY/)

Seriously though... it has the classic Sonic games before the 3D Crap, and one of the better Sega series to come out since they went 3rd Party. Check it out if you have an Xbox. Or better yet... has anyone here other than myself played any of them?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: tomduo on Mar 18, 2006, 12:08:55 AM: I have the mega collection for the Cube. Fuck an XBox.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: spooie on Mar 18, 2006, 12:30:25 AM: In the DVD tray... or the controller ports? :unsure:
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: tomduo on Mar 18, 2006, 12:31:55 AM: With a chainsaw.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: spooie on Mar 18, 2006, 12:35:19 AM: Controller Ports it is!

(http://image.lik-sang.com/images//large/gc-re4-chainsaw.jpg)

So you want me to watch Heathers first... or just fuck my Gamecube?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Max Con on Mar 18, 2006, 02:30:07 AM: I'd probably get it with my turk money if it was backwards compatible with the 360, since my old Xbox sucks.

Which, really, nothing is. fux
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 18, 2006, 10:52:28 AM: I call your old Xbox "the grinder"...

I've actually considered re-buying an Xbox so I can play the games that aren't currently supported on the 360, however I know that the moment I do they'll come out with a BC update and I'll feel like a dumbass.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: tomduo on Mar 18, 2006, 01:32:58 PM: Which is what Bill Gates wants you to do.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 18, 2006, 02:26:15 PM: I realize that, which is why I resist...that and I'd have absoultely no place to put that 11 pound box.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 18, 2006, 09:28:06 PM: i am heug like xbox.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 18, 2006, 10:20:48 PM: Heug? Isn't that the noise you make when you vomit?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Rama on Mar 19, 2006, 12:02:35 AM: The 360 is to expensive and doesn't have enough games as of yet to make it's purchase beneficial to me, myself and I. I'll make do with my plain old Xbox until that changes.

As for the game...well I was never much for Sonic, actually, so I think I'll pass.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2006, 02:20:10 AM: Quote
Heug? Isn't that the noise you make when you vomit?
thats the noise you'll make if i ever see you in person.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 19, 2006, 11:42:48 AM: So, I'll vomit if you look at me? If I look at you? Or is it the noise you'll make if you look at me? You calling me ugly? Punk?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 19, 2006, 12:53:02 PM: I don't know.

How's your gag reflex?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Rama on Mar 20, 2006, 01:51:44 AM: Cause a girl with no gag reflex is always pretty in IDE's eyes.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 20, 2006, 02:26:59 AM: I'm not sure whether to flirt or kick him in the nuts. XD
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2006, 03:23:48 AM: Either way, you'd be flirting.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 20, 2006, 04:14:47 AM: So my best answer would be to say that I have a terribly strong gag reflex, and will wretch even if I swallow spaghetti wrong.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 20, 2006, 08:49:00 AM: Good answer. Also, carry a stick. IDE might see that as a challenge.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Fiero on Mar 20, 2006, 11:13:53 AM: Sounds like one.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2006, 12:56:48 PM: If you don't have your own stick I will be happy to provide one for you.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: tomduo on Mar 20, 2006, 02:26:46 PM: I thought that was a twig?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 20, 2006, 02:56:23 PM: No thanks, I have one:

(http://www.takeourword.com/images/cleaver.jpg)
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2006, 09:51:22 PM: are you loli?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Rama on Mar 20, 2006, 11:37:21 PM: I don't think she is....but look on the upside, you can star in pOrn when they sew it back on.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 20, 2006, 11:48:31 PM: [dumb]What means loli? Like, underaged or just wears frilly costumes?[/dumb]
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 20, 2006, 11:50:30 PM: underaged...but if you wear frilly costumes please tell us more.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 20, 2006, 11:51:53 PM: I'm underaged, but frilly costumes don't flatter my figure at all.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 01:05:58 AM: Not even your "Jurassic Park" neck frill?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 21, 2006, 01:50:35 AM: Do you haet pizza?
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 21, 2006, 02:57:08 AM: Quote
Not even your "Jurassic Park" neck frill?
It doesn't look good. I only seem to be able to wear men's clothes well.

IDE, I love pizza. Garlic bread pizza is like an orgy in my mouth, only less sweaty.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 21, 2006, 03:32:14 AM: Paradox!
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 05:03:00 PM: Quote
It doesn't look good. I only seem to be able to wear men's clothes well.
But it's a unisex item! It goes great with a tie!
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 21, 2006, 06:16:07 PM: You lie.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 06:16:56 PM: I do not, sir!
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 21, 2006, 06:19:23 PM: Yes-huh.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 06:29:21 PM: Are you accusing all frilled dinosaurs of being gay? I think you are. And while that may be mostly true, the other 34% of the frilled dinosaur community vehemently disagrees.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Bitch on Mar 21, 2006, 06:45:52 PM: Their disagreement would be more believable if they hadn't painted their frills to look like rainbows.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: IDE on Mar 21, 2006, 07:55:40 PM: *divides by zero*
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 21, 2006, 08:25:01 PM: *overflows*
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 08:30:13 PM: Quote
*divides by zero*
I don't think he appreciated that. Unless you meant 01 through 07, then yeah, they're all gay.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Rama on Mar 21, 2006, 10:48:22 PM: Well except the ones in the asylum.... They have been castrated.
Title: Own an Xbox, like Ron Jeremy and Monkey Balls?
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 22, 2006, 12:02:50 AM: Chemically.