The Sphere
General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Bernie AKA on Sep 13, 2004, 03:19:29 PM
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Forwarded by a fellow CF'er - original post from the Baby Center board:
UGH!! I had my second baby 2/22/04 and everything was going along just fine until the pit. was started at 7cm 100% effaced. I went drug free again as I did w/ my first and boy did I feel everything! The muscle between my v.hole and b.hole ripped fully apart. My two holes became one. My midwife said she has never in her 15 years of nursing has she seen a tear like that. They described it as "hamburger" It took 2.5 hrs in the OR and two MD's to put me back together. I was told if I have another baby I MUST have a c/s or run the risk of wearing diapers the rest of my life. I have decided no more babies, I cant go through that again. What an awful experience, one that I will never forget. Anyone else been through this? My butt is still sore to this day, 4 months later
*hugs all our furbabies* :lol:
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Take the drugs.
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DISGUSTO!! Now I think I'm certain I don't want one. If I ever hook up with someone and he REALLY wants one, he's gonna have to fuckin' PAY me to birth some little monster seedling. JESUS CHRIST.
Semi-related, Bernie, do you still have that child-free link you posted at my blog a long while back? I changed comment software and now I don'ts gots it no more.
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OMFG thats horrible!!! thats why i have always prefer cesarea!
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Are you sure? What if it leaves a scar? Assuming you don't get stretch marks...
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with today's technology, theres no scars left:-D
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Just wait for transporter technology and they can zap the kid out.
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exactly.
or make the man give birth
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Or just don't have kids.
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........god fuckshit.
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Or be like that frog that has a back full of eggs imbedded in its skin! EWWW!
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X_X
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:lol: I'd Google for an image for that but I'm getting tired.
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Semi-related, Bernie, do you still have that child-free link you posted at my blog a long while back? I changed comment software and now I don'ts gots it no more.
Hell, it's bookmarked here at work. :P
http://www.fred.net/turtle/kids/kidrants.shtml (http://www.fred.net/turtle/kids/kidrants.shtml)
Proud winner of the Sally Jessy Cruel Site of the Day award! :D
And also in the semi-related dept, some bored housewife is trying to get Maddox's site shut down for being "harmful to children"- GAAAAHHHHH!!!
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/mam/main.htm (http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/mam/main.htm)
Abd finally, lest anyone think the original subject is an urban legend, here's the link. Worth it for the thread title alone! Apparently, goaste crotch happens all the time.
http://bbs.babycenter.com/board/pregnancy/.../thread/1165945 (http://bbs.babycenter.com/board/pregnancy/childbirth/9258/thread/1165945)
When she got upset and had a bowel movement, her poop would go out the wrong opening
:x !!!
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My signature is around 198XX, but it certainly would be a waste of time to look for it now.
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:lol: Told Beth to do something uncomfortable and physically inconvenient, did you?
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aww i dont like that sit,r they talk about coockies getting fucked up and moms dying:-/
i wonder how long they have to wait till they can have sex?
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After that, would you even think about fucking sex?
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Fucking sex? I thought that was the only kind there was!
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Not in Hanoi.
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"A$$ ripped wide open during second delivery" Ha ha, dollar signs is so bling-bling.
MAM? Isn't there anything better to do with their time than suppress someone else's freedom of speech? "Currently, parental blockers are not blocking his site and this is just unacceptable." Oh no, he's making me monitor what my kids look at on the internet! Great f'in God!
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OMG, I read more of that MAM page...
"I discovered his website when I found my oldest son, age 14 looking through a page on his site that promoted suicide..... Ever since my son started going to Maddox's website, I noticed an increase in his hatred towards certain groups of people and his negative attitude towards life."
Maybe it's because you're ignoring him to bitch about something that's meaningless in your lives! This kid could be clinically depressed, picked on in school, going through a generally tough time and you're concerned about a website. Why do you think he went there in the first place!? Stupid cow!
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*Sigh* I missed that Brats site. It's going in my favorites.
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I made the "raining sprogs" post yesterday. Jump in & share anytime! :D
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After that, would you even think about fucking sex?
dude if i was pregnant and didnt have sex for at least 2 months, believe me, i would be freaking h-o-r-n-y
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One of the guys up here got a bit 'faced at Happy Hour last week & admitted that he hadn't had any since his wife was 8 months pregnant. The kid is almost 5 month old, so do the math. Apparently, he had the gall to touch a breast the night before and she slapped his hand away and said, "Those belong to Shitleigh!" or whatever the kid's name is. :lol:
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OMG LOL!
thats freaking crazy! does pregnant women dont get horny or what? i thought they do
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Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary, except for monetary support. I can't imagine a life that fucked up, but it happens all the time.
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Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary
fuck that!!! no waaay thats gonna happen to me!
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It makes for a royally fucked-up family dynamic, that's for sure.
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Sorry but if I'm paying for the tit, I'm touching the tit! Shitleigh, wait your turn!
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Looking over the latest batch of BRATS entries... Reinbeau. LMAO That's the funniest name ever. I almost wet my pants.
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Some women become so obsessed with the kid that the husband becomes secondary, except for monetary support. I can't imagine a life that fucked up, but it happens all the time.
Well that's why there used to be such a thing as polygamy, before the Christians came along and fucked that up.
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Well if you ever had a Latina...
Hell, I would only want one woman. Any more, and I'd die @.x;
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Hmm. You're dumb.
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I know as a woman I shouldn't be saying this... but that... that doesn't sound right.
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I couldn't handle anyone else. It would kill me... ya know, if any of them didn't.
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Nothing wrong with looking. I don't care where Eddie gets an appetite. He's always home for dinner. :P
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The question is, does he always come home alone?
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Kinky!
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Excluding stray cats found at pubs, yes. For someone who still has boxes of groupie letters & pictures from his metal band days, he's very jealous and doesn't want any references to my life before he came on the scene, esp. a certain woman. Does no good for me to point out that he was six when she & I were living together either. :lol:
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He had groupies in his metal band days? :o
All we got was bottles thrown at our heads,..... and that ways on good days.
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I had some hardcore kids following me around for awhile, but the band folded for a few months. Fucking dick-up-ass guitarists.
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A swinger couple tried to pick up me and Kimmy three years ago at the restaurant we both worked at.
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Well our band was succesfull for the only purpose we formed it, namely getting into bars even though we were younger then 16. As soon as we were all legal to drink, we immediately dissolved the band.
Goddamn we sucked.
I recently dug up our first demo tape (we made a total of two), it barely qualifies as noise, let alone music.
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did u sing?
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No, he pounded the stage with his alternating fists.
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did u sing?
Well considering we were trying to emulate Darkthrone, I wouldn't exactly call it singing, but yeah I was the guy behind the mike.
Of course that was mainly because I never bothered to learn how to play the guitar.
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Eddie was on bass; still plays occasionally. I hear noises between him & this guy I bartend with about starting up a band, but nobody's gotten off his ass yet. :P