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Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 16, 2006, 12:43:57 AM: (....but it makes me laugh...)

http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article351365.ece (http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article351365.ece)

HIPPO. CRATE.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Rama on Mar 16, 2006, 01:06:30 AM: But Scientology is a bogus pile of sci-fi claptrap designed to hoodwink people into forking over their money.

That is bogus of him, I mean religon has been one of South Park's biggest hot buttons that they like to push since the start. Hell Trey and Matt make fun of their own religons on almost an episodic basises, and they do one pot shot at Hayes religon and he gets his panties in a bunch. Bullshit.

Wonder if they'll recast the voice or just get ride of Chef completely.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: IDE on Mar 16, 2006, 01:45:52 AM: I can't picture isacc hayes being a scientologist.

"Xe-who? You crazy crackah!"

Death to Chef.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: gwynn on Mar 16, 2006, 08:42:45 AM: Back into obscurity with you!
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 16, 2006, 08:45:48 AM: What the hell is wrong with that guy?
Nothing is sacred for South Park. HELL, if it is sacred, it's made fun of doubly! And if it's already Funny without them getting to it, then it's like striking gold!
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 16, 2006, 10:46:24 AM: Quote
"Xe-who? You crazy crackah!"
Actually black people turn out to be the biggest religious douche bags.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Max Con on Mar 16, 2006, 12:23:52 PM: They should make an episode where Chef (in a none-speaking role, of course) is offended by the principal for something, quits, and walks home. And then gets hit by a bus.

It could work somehow.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: IDE on Mar 16, 2006, 01:33:16 PM: Quote

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"Xe-who? You crazy crackah!"
Actually black people turn out to be the biggest religious douche bags.
Yeah but I figured their douchebaggery was rooted in tradition.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 16, 2006, 04:41:29 PM: Always.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 16, 2006, 05:21:18 PM: Quote
They should make an episode where Chef (in a none-speaking role, of course) is offended by the principal for something, quits, and walks home. And then gets hit by a bus.

It could work somehow.
Hmmm. I like it. You're hired.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2006, 06:25:58 PM: Seconded.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Bitch on Mar 16, 2006, 08:56:19 PM: I thought the title of the thread meant something else, and was severely disappointed upon reading it.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 16, 2006, 10:13:18 PM: Are you saying that you want Chef's chocolate salty balls?
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: The D on Mar 17, 2006, 06:10:05 PM: Old news? the article was published 2 days ago! I guess that's old in the realm of the internets.

Yea well.... I'd insult him because of his color, but there are decient black people out there... so.... fucking Scientologist.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2006, 07:50:01 PM: Yes, I'd say so.

At another board, someone insinuated that perhaps other scientologists or higher ups in the [doHTML]<S>scam</S>[/doHTML] organization bullied or pressured Hayes into quitting. While that is firmly in the realm of possibility, it would then also make him a pussy as well.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Max Con on Mar 20, 2006, 09:08:57 PM: http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_st...,188463,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,188463,00.html)

The plot thickens.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 20, 2006, 10:00:01 PM: Tom Cruise did it. He's crazy!
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Rama on Mar 20, 2006, 11:29:35 PM: He'll start missing the chell soon...He'll be back. Just like Daniel Jackson and the Duke boys.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Max Con on Mar 21, 2006, 02:32:10 AM: Wednesday's episode has Chef in it.

He dies in the first few minutes or Matt and Trey made a new joke episode out of the blue over this whole thing already.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Rama on Mar 21, 2006, 04:56:24 PM: They made a joke out of it already....it only takes 6 days to animate an episode of South Park. It's how they got that refrence to Jar Jar in the movie when the first Preview for TPM was only released a month before the Bigger, Longer, and Uncut hit theaters.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 21, 2006, 05:51:57 PM: Let's not forget the Christmas in Canada ending, which came out 3 days after Sadam was caught. When you have a studio full of geeks and computers, you could compile an entire series in a month.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: The D on Mar 21, 2006, 06:01:35 PM: Quote
But it’s hard to know anything since Hayes, like Katie Holmes, is constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative most of the time.
Shit, it's like the Illuminati. If they say something bad about Scientology, does the agent make them disappear?

Tom Cruise won't promote MI:III (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/20/leisure.southpark.reut/index.html)

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Actor Tom Cruise threatened to boycott promotion of his upcoming Paramount Pictures film unless a sister cable TV network pulled a "South Park" rerun lampooning the Church of Scientology, industry sources said on Friday.
Like anyone gives a fuck about Mission Impossible. I don't even plan to see it now.

Edit:
The entire South Park Scientology episode. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=SSj9gc36Bw8&search=south%20park%20scientology)
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: IDE on Mar 21, 2006, 08:00:11 PM: You fail for not posting Trey and Matt's response:

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"So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun," the pair wrote.

"Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 08:38:10 PM: Xenu: Warrior Alien.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Rama on Mar 21, 2006, 10:38:17 PM: Quote
You fail for not posting Trey and Matt's response:

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"So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun," the pair wrote.

"Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

That was such a great response....I heard that on the Radio the other day and almost wrecked the car I was laughing so hard........I think I even urinated a little.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 21, 2006, 10:53:05 PM: I just peed.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 21, 2006, 11:25:54 PM: Meh, I think you're being a little generous. I give it only an amused smile and a barely noticable twitch of the urethra.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Rama on Mar 22, 2006, 12:18:12 AM: Yes, but you must remember how easily amused I am, and how weak my bladder is.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 22, 2006, 12:12:37 PM: Swollen prostate? I just have no morals.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 22, 2006, 09:30:56 PM: Holy shit. That was a perfect episode of South Park.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: IDE on Mar 22, 2006, 09:30:58 PM: nuri has gained another sith ally
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 22, 2006, 09:31:24 PM: Beat you to it. :)
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Post by: IDE on Mar 22, 2006, 09:31:55 PM: i knew i shouldve ran! >.<
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 22, 2006, 09:32:14 PM: Thus, Manga-Spidey owns Snape.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: IDE on Mar 22, 2006, 09:32:50 PM: THIS time

*snapes into the shadows*
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 22, 2006, 09:37:05 PM: NEXT TIME BRING KRYPTONITE!

...wait, wrong one.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Rama on Mar 22, 2006, 09:45:24 PM: Quote
Swollen prostate? I just have no morals.
I don't think so....I stick my finger up there all the time and I don't feel anything strange.

And yes....That was an awesome episode.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 22, 2006, 11:21:35 PM: And page three finishes losing me completely.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: blanktoe on Mar 24, 2006, 01:52:56 PM: Chef Returns was just plain lame. Comedy Central needs to cancell this shite already and get rid that Mind of Mencia shit.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: IDE on Mar 24, 2006, 02:11:14 PM: What will they be left with?

Drawn together and millions of mad tv re runs?
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: tomduo on Mar 24, 2006, 02:58:00 PM: Quote
Chef Returns was just plain lame. Comedy Central needs to cancell this shite already and get rid that Mind of Mencia shit.
You're just pissed that the best shows don't feature Chapelle anymore.
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 24, 2006, 03:22:43 PM: Quote
Chef Returns was just plain lame.
And by "lame" you mean so amazing that you laughed so hard you swolled all of your teeth and now your asshole can chew things...
Title: Fucking Isaac Hayes
Post by: B E C K on Mar 25, 2006, 01:09:40 AM: Quote
Chef Returns was just plain lame. Comedy Central needs to cancell this shite already and get rid that Mind of Mencia shit.
Carlos Mencia gets on my nerves. I should like him, la raza and all that shit, and he reminds me of this funny kid I used to work with. I just can't. Him and George Lopez need to kill each other.

South Park, I honestly don't really watch. The only reason I've seen it at all during the past eighteen months or so was because it came out before Drawn Together, which has been getting really uberlame itself.