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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: The D on Mar 13, 2006, 07:11:48 PM

Title: Nice weather we're having
Post by: The D on Mar 13, 2006, 07:11:48 PM: It's a bit warm for March, but I'm not complaning. Only thing that bugs me is the high winds, storms, tornados, and lighting bolts that shake my house like an earthquake (we get a lot of those). How do I stopped Global Warming? I should be happy most of the tornados are down where Rama and Bitch are, at least. :D
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 13, 2006, 07:46:33 PM: What are you talking about? There hasn't been a tornado anywhere near Wichita since last summer. Jackass.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2006, 08:11:32 PM: Ha!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 13, 2006, 08:58:42 PM: aah im leaving on friday morning for east asia, where there are never clouds in the sky and when its hot 365 days of a year!
it has been so warm here in philly lately, i LOVE IT. time to go back to sexy mini skirts and shorts!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2006, 09:16:07 PM: I don't like the heat. Unless my back hurts. And then I can go out and flop myself on the sidewalk like a flapjack.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 13, 2006, 09:49:30 PM: I like it when it's sunny enough to be semi warm but cold winds blow in off the ocean...like on venice beach.
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 14, 2006, 11:44:52 AM: This weekend, it was 85. Today when I'm stuck inside, it's 60. 85 degrees in March is just evil. :angry:
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Post by: Better-than-you D on Mar 14, 2006, 12:27:04 PM: Quote
What are you talking about? There hasn't been a tornado anywhere near Wichita since last summer. Jackass.
100 tornados across 5 states (http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/03/14/severe.weather.ap/index.html)

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Early reports show more than 100 twisters touched down in a weekend wave that stretched across five states, from Oklahoma to Illinois. Nine of the ten dead were in Missouri.

On Monday, a second line of storms raked the region, with rain, hail and fierce wind tearing up trees and homes from Kansas through Indiana.

Deadly Tornados hit Midwest (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/3721166.html)

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Besides Missouri, tornadoes spread damage in Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Illinois.

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&tab=wn&i...ornadoes+kansas (http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&tab=wn&ie=UTF-8&q=tornadoes+kansas)

Victory is mine.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2006, 12:47:44 PM: i'm about to crap my pants
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 14, 2006, 01:35:23 PM: No, it isn't. I said specifically said Wichita because I know there were tornadoes in Kansas. You know, because it's Kansas and if there weren't any tornadoes here, then people would be preparing for the apocolypse. The closest a tornado has come to Wichita waqs Lawrence, which isn't even in the same county.

Jackass.
Title: Nice weather we're having
Post by: Sam on Mar 14, 2006, 02:56:35 PM: Quote
aah im leaving on friday morning for east asia, where there are never clouds in the sky and when its hot 365 days of a year!
it has been so warm here in philly lately, i LOVE IT. time to go back to sexy mini skirts and shorts!
What the fuck? Are you purposely being dumb? Most of southeast asia is a RAINFOREST. Last I checked, rain didn't fall from clear skies.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 14, 2006, 02:57:23 PM: We had a Tornado go by about 20 miles north of us and another about 90 miles south of us, and a few came through the day before that as well.
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Post by: Still-better-than-you D on Mar 14, 2006, 03:06:04 PM: Quote
No, it isn't. I said specifically said Wichita because I know there were tornadoes in Kansas. You know, because it's Kansas and if there weren't any tornadoes here, then people would be preparing for the apocolypse. The closest a tornado has come to Wichita waqs Lawrence, which isn't even in the same county.

Jackass.
You said "Anywhere near" which is arbitrary. 'Anywhere near' could mean 1000 miles from you, a block away from you, or the same state.

Just consider yourself lucky a tornado hasn't hit your county. You live in Kansas after all, eventually it will happen.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2006, 03:30:51 PM: Quote

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aah im leaving on friday morning for east asia, where there are never clouds in the sky and when its hot 365 days of a year!
it has been so warm here in philly lately, i LOVE IT. time to go back to sexy mini skirts and shorts!
What the fuck? Are you purposely being dumb? Most of southeast asia is a RAINFOREST. Last I checked, rain didn't fall from clear skies.
oh so now YOU know more than me about fucking singapore.
go fuck yourself.
Title: Nice weather we're having
Post by: Sam on Mar 14, 2006, 03:40:27 PM: Well I DO have a general working knowledge of the water cycle.

http://www.singaporemirror.com.sg/ab_climate.htm (http://www.singaporemirror.com.sg/ab_climate.htm)
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 04:08:57 PM: Don't reason with Faye. She knows all!

I wonder what STD she'll bring back as a souvenir.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2006, 05:23:30 PM: i fucking know everything.

geez i dont know which ones will i find in east asia. ask your mom she might now

and sam, i know more than you or anyone in this PLANET. im a fucking genius. and if i say so, then its true.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 07:01:25 PM: Quote
geez i dont know which ones will i find in east asia. ask your mom she might now
Yo Mommma jokes? Good lord...
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2006, 07:18:00 PM: Yo Momma so fat she ate this joke!
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Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2006, 07:40:56 PM: My penis insists faye is not ready for the trials but i say we make her jedi tuth sweet.
Title: Nice weather we're having
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2006, 09:27:49 PM: Quote

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geez i dont know which ones will i find in east asia. ask your mom she might now
Yo Mommma jokes? Good lord...
No it wasn't a joke, I actually mean it! HAH!
Title: Nice weather we're having
Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 09:39:42 PM: Huh. Well, I dunno then. I'd make fun of your maid, but she probably didn't love you either.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2006, 11:21:58 PM: all my maids love me.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 11:41:05 PM: Ah, that explains everything.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 15, 2006, 06:15:03 AM: not really.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 15, 2006, 08:52:02 AM: No, it does.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 15, 2006, 11:58:23 AM: no it doesn't.
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Post by: Bernie on Mar 15, 2006, 01:07:52 PM: *Gets popcorn and lawn chair*
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Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2006, 02:11:53 PM: *gets naked and smears Jif peanut butter on chest*
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 15, 2006, 02:15:01 PM: ...that's not peanut butter.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 15, 2006, 02:34:10 PM: So since the rebuttal to my argument was "go fuck yourself" and "im a fucking genius"...does that mean I win?
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Post by: Bernie on Mar 15, 2006, 03:34:53 PM: You can with a little punctuation help:

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"im a' fucking, genius...go fuck, yourself"

Now it's a nice invitation to join in. :)
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 15, 2006, 05:42:32 PM: Quote
So since the rebuttal to my argument was "go fuck yourself" and "im a fucking genius"...does that mean I win?
No, you lose. We all do.
Title: Nice weather we're having
Post by: The D on Mar 18, 2006, 02:06:45 PM: Now it's freezing cold. I wish global warming would make up it's mind.