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Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 11, 2006, 07:57:47 PM: http://www.snopes.com/legal/desalvo.asp (http://www.snopes.com/legal/desalvo.asp)

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Claim: The Texas legislature once passed a resolution honoring the Boston Strangler.

Status: True.

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[Collected via e-mail, 2000]

I'll Second That!

State Capitol, Texas — Presidential candidate G.W. Bush prides himself on presiding over 121 executions with perfect oversight. State representative Tim Moore wanted to show how careful the legislative process was in the state. He sponsored a bill praising Albert Salvo, a man whose "unconventional techniques involving population control and applied psychology" had already been noted by the state of Massachusetts. The Texas politicians, never wanting to be outdone by any state, unanimously passed a resolution praising Albert Salvo. Salvo is better known as The Boston Strangler.

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[Collected via e-mail, 2000]

Representative Tim Moore sponsored a resolution in the Texas House of Representatives in Austin, Texas calling on the House to commend Albert de Salvo for his unselfish service to "his country, his state and his community." The resolution stated that "this compassionate gentleman's dedication and devotion to his work has enabled the weak and the lonely throughout the nation to achieve and maintain a new degree of concern for their future. He has been officially recognized by the state of Massachusetts for his noted activities and unconventional techniques involving population control and applied psychology." The resolution was passed unanimously. Representative Moore then revealed that he had only tabled the motion to show how the legislature passes bills and resolutions often without reading them or understanding what they say. Albert de Salvo was the Boston Strangler.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2006, 01:19:22 AM: That's no reason to give us to Mexico. I say just kick the other people out and give me the state.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 10:18:21 AM: Nurixas?
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Fiero on Mar 12, 2006, 01:43:03 PM: Quote
That's no reason to give us to Mexico. I say just kick the other people out and give me the state.
Can I be president of Dallas?
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2006, 03:31:33 PM: Done and done! And Bernie is Queen of Houston.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 03:32:00 PM: Dubya was governor during this, too.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: gwynn on Mar 12, 2006, 04:36:43 PM: I say america should overthrow Mexico, then we can name it Newest New Mexico.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Rama on Mar 13, 2006, 10:43:42 AM: Yeah.....and after we are done with them wel'll take on Canada.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Max Con on Mar 13, 2006, 12:07:25 PM: Canada will stop our invasion with peace offers of Tim Hortons.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 13, 2006, 12:07:25 PM: Have fun trying, bitches.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 13, 2006, 01:25:01 PM: Please, why would we want Canada, anyways? They don't have anything to offer us other than Maple flavored ham, pine trees, and... hockey.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Retarded_Drunken Squirrel on Mar 13, 2006, 03:20:21 PM: Quote
Done and done! And Bernie is Queen of Houston.
Planet Houston?

KNEEL BEFORE BERNIE
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 13, 2006, 04:37:12 PM: Canada has la poutine and hamburgers with peanut butter on them! I say we make a pre-emptive strike immediately and annex these resources.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 13, 2006, 05:35:17 PM: hamburgers with peanut butter on them?? WTF?
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: The D on Mar 13, 2006, 06:28:54 PM: Quote
http://www.snopes.com/legal/desalvo.asp (http://www.snopes.com/legal/desalvo.asp)

It's scary how many people don't bother to read the laws they're passing.

"Hey, a bill to honor President Bush! Don't mind the fine print, let's pass it!"
Fine Print: "This bill makes Bush overlord of the planet."
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Rama on Mar 14, 2006, 12:39:19 AM: Quote
Please, why would we want Canada, anyways? They don't have anything to offer us other than Maple flavored ham, pine trees, and... hockey.
I just thought it would be something fun to do on the weekend. "The Two Day War."
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 14, 2006, 11:58:18 AM: Quote
Planet Houston?

KNEEL BEFORE BERNIE

My first conquest will be annexing & importing Cedar Point Amusement Park so I can end every day riding this (http://www.rense.com/general69/cedar.htm)
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2006, 12:49:43 PM: that poor girl peed her pants!?

She needs to be stripped immediately and made love to in a bathroom stall!
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Rama on Mar 14, 2006, 03:01:52 PM: Does anything NOT get you aroused?
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 04:06:13 PM: Dog farts.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2006, 07:10:05 PM: What he doesn't know is that she also crapped herself.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2006, 07:25:39 PM: That's the line.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2006, 08:25:36 PM: Are you sure? What if it was one neat little ball or a dainty mouse-chain?
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2006, 03:37:05 AM: I wouldn't go anywhere near her crotch dainty mouse chain or not.

I do not forgive.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2006, 04:59:15 PM: :lol: Like garlic to a penisy vampire.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2006, 07:50:23 PM: I can only be held at bay by poop and broken condoms.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Rama on Mar 16, 2006, 01:09:02 AM: That's it...not Furries?
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 16, 2006, 01:54:17 AM: No.

(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9296/cosplaydarkstalkersfelicia8gx.jpg)
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Rama on Mar 16, 2006, 11:03:47 AM: That's a cosplayer....that's different.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 16, 2006, 11:07:20 AM: Butter Face...
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: IDE on Mar 16, 2006, 12:11:51 PM: Quote
That's a cosplayer....that's different.
Whether they get off thinking they're an anthropomorphic cat or just a video game character makes no difference to my penis.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: B E C K on Mar 16, 2006, 05:30:52 PM: Damn, look at that schnoz! I bet you have all sorts of dirty ideas about her beak.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: The D on Mar 17, 2006, 06:13:25 PM: I've gone to cedar point every other year... and I've never rode that coaster once.
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: Bitch on Mar 18, 2006, 12:01:17 PM: And now for something completely different!
Title: Another Reason for use to give Mexico Texas!
Post by: tomduo on Mar 18, 2006, 01:34:00 PM: Sluts with Nuts?