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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 06:38:39 PM

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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 06:38:39 PM
:happybirthday:

And to think I never would've known if I hadn't gone to your board on a mere whim.
http://forums.shwiggie.com/index.php?showtopic=2361 (http://forums.shwiggie.com/index.php?showtopic=2361)

You can either have 28 spankings or the mystery bag.  Your choice!
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Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 07:04:36 PM
Happy Birthday 3!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2006, 07:40:33 PM
28? daamn
is he the oldest one here??
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 07:57:42 PM
Nope, Bernie's our Galadriel.
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 11, 2006, 01:41:02 AM
That means he gets 29 spankings, one for each year then an extra for good luck. I have a cat of nine tails you can use. >.>
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2006, 09:42:44 AM
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Nope, Bernie's our Galadriel.
Galadriel  :lol:  :lol:  
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Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 14, 2006, 11:33:44 AM
Happy Squirrily Birthday!  

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Bernie's our Galadriel

The coolest set in the movie, Martin Csokas & Craig Parker in long blonde wigs....hell, I'm all over that.  :D  
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 14, 2006, 03:35:33 PM
Legolas is the best :-D
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 14, 2006, 06:45:42 PM
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28? daamn
is he the oldest one here??
Been 28 since Feb 14th. I'm like... less than the shortest month older than him.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 07:03:53 PM
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Legolas is the best :-D
His father fucking owns in B4ME2.
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Post by: Bernie on Mar 15, 2006, 01:20:07 PM
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Legolas is the best

Help yourself, dear.  Too...facially chiseled for me.  I'm attracted to quirks, like aqualine noses.  And nothing is a bigger libido-killer than a mouthfull of big, perfect too-white teeth.   It reminds me of seeing my parents' dentures in the containers at night.  :lol:  
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Post by: Guest on Mar 15, 2006, 01:45:23 PM
Happy belated birthday.  Though... I find it either a strange coincidence that your birthday was one day before mine... or an elaborate ruse, created and conspired to capitalize on my worldwide recognition.

:P
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Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2006, 02:13:24 PM
Numenoreans are the best
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 15, 2006, 02:16:12 PM
Bah, Silvans > Numenorians. They trusted the Dark One, how fucked up is that?
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Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2006, 02:27:41 PM
Yet before that happened his forces fled before them and he was brought as a slave to the land of the star.

I'm thinking more of Earnur of Gondor anyway, he retained his might and stregnth of arms (and his strikingly good looks I assume) long past the age of most men even among the line of elros.  His pride was so great that he rode off to fight the witch king in single combat never to return.

That's how I roll.

Elves are the kind of people that have sex with enya playing in the background, hence they fail miserably.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2006, 05:15:02 PM
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Elves are the kind of people that have sex with enya playing in the background, hence they fail miserably.
Ha ha!  SNAP!