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Title: Scholarships
Post by: The D on Mar 08, 2006, 04:38:26 PM
I loved it when I was in community college and my grants were so much, that after classes I could have up to $2000 in extra cash.

Now the money well is dry. I need free money. Do any of you guys know any good places to get scholarships, like companies, websites, ect? Any trustworthy sites where I can put in my info and not expect them to start opening credit accounts in my name?




Oh fuck it, what I really want to know is how the hell IDE pays for college nowadays. I need to know his secret!
 
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 08, 2006, 05:35:54 PM
I don't get free money.  I get student loans. I have accrued some serious debt, but its nothing optioning one really tight screen play won't take care of.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Extra Zero on Mar 08, 2006, 05:38:11 PM
I could grant 'D' a hollow-point in the forehead...
Title: Scholarships
Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2006, 11:19:07 AM
I'm getting loans too so I can't help you either.  Not even with the hollow point, as I'm one of the five Texans in the entire state that doesn't own a firearm.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Bitch on Mar 09, 2006, 01:13:57 PM
I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid,  I don't think you're gonna have much luck.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 09, 2006, 03:06:02 PM
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I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid,  I don't think you're gonna have much luck.
No, you have to be a poor minority, a woman, gay, or all of the above. Or you could be a nurse, and the government will cover everything. Unless you're studying a specific field, or in sports, the scholarships you'll get will be 300 dollars. That's what I get, and it doesn't even cover books XD

Kary gets 4k a semester for being a minority woman.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 09, 2006, 03:12:01 PM
I've been in college for so long I doubt I could score any kind of free money.  Unless there's like a Van Wilder Scholarship.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Bernie on Mar 09, 2006, 03:17:46 PM
I think Van Wilder was Erik Estrada's best "appears as himself" role.   Truly inspiring.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2006, 05:00:10 PM
scholarships my ass. i don't get shit.

in NY, if you are a leftie, you can get a scholarship :-p
Title: Scholarships
Post by: The D on Mar 09, 2006, 05:34:14 PM
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I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid,  I don't think you're gonna have much luck.
No, you have to be a poor minority, a woman, gay, or all of the above. Or you could be a nurse, and the government will cover everything. Unless you're studying a specific field, or in sports, the scholarships you'll get will be 300 dollars. That's what I get, and it doesn't even cover books XD

Kary gets 4k a semester for being a minority woman.
Gay hmm? All right, who do I have to shag to get some money?


Also, how is Kary a minority? If anything, Faye's a bigger minority and should be getting tons of free money. I think the only reason she doesn't is because she's rich.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 09, 2006, 06:40:02 PM
Tom is this gay scholarship in florida?
 
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 09, 2006, 07:56:15 PM
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I think that you have to be intelligent in order to get a scholarship. And to get a grant, you have to be able to write and essay that doesn't suck. Unless you can prove yourself to be mentally handicapped rather than just stupid,  I don't think you're gonna have much luck.
No, you have to be a poor minority, a woman, gay, or all of the above. Or you could be a nurse, and the government will cover everything. Unless you're studying a specific field, or in sports, the scholarships you'll get will be 300 dollars. That's what I get, and it doesn't even cover books XD

Kary gets 4k a semester for being a minority woman.
Gay hmm? All right, who do I have to shag to get some money?


Also, how is Kary a minority? If anything, Faye's a bigger minority and should be getting tons of free money. I think the only reason she doesn't is because she's rich.
Faye is a minority in that she's a drunk foriegner. We don't need more of those.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 12:12:29 AM
When I first went to college I had a 2k scholarship (like a k a semester or somethin') but I didn't even do anything to get it, so I have no idea what the decision to give it to me was even based on or how I would go about getting another scholarship like it.

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Also, how is Kary a minority?
What do you mean, "how is Kary a minority"?  How is she not a minority?
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 01:23:03 AM
Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2006, 08:48:38 AM
cubans and puertoricans shouldn't be considered a minority, they should be considered a pest!
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Rama on Mar 10, 2006, 08:54:48 AM
With the way Hispanics are pouring into this country, soon they'll be the Majority. Finally....I'll get to be a minority and constantly bitch and everyone will feel sorry for me. I can't wait....


Mister Lopez didn't hire me because I was a gringo, now give me money!
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 10, 2006, 12:35:24 PM
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Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?
Her parents a Puerto Rican, which means they don't eat Guinea Pig, Penguins, harbour Nazis, and change governments when a new type of firearm is introduced.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 02:34:23 PM
I'll blow up miami with a nuclear device and live out my remaining years in amsterdam while summering in tokyo.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 10, 2006, 03:35:15 PM
You'll be sold into sexual slavery by the Yakuza.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 03:40:45 PM
...to hot japanese school girls!
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Rama on Mar 10, 2006, 04:45:35 PM
Hot Japanese Schoolgirls.... Like the Holocaust...is just a myth. They don't exist. Only homely underage Japanese SchoolGirls exist, well unless you're in the red light district with a wad of hundreds. Then Hot SchoolGirls, Cat Chicks, women dressed up like various Pokemon all exist.  
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2006, 05:26:35 PM
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Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?
Her parents a Puerto Rican, which means they don't eat Guinea Pig, Penguins, harbour Nazis, and change governments when a new type of firearm is introduced.
Exactly, but instead they eat trash. cause you know, you are what you eat.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 05:57:13 PM
:o  
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 06:36:48 PM
I saw this chick in my building today who looked kind of like faye but a little older.  Then this guy in the elevator said there are alot of peruvians living here.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 06:55:47 PM
Would your building happen to be situated on an alpaca-abundant mountaintop and former home of the Incan Empire?
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 07:01:23 PM
me at the pool
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/IDE/indio.jpg)
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 10, 2006, 07:40:01 PM
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I saw this chick in my building today who looked kind of like faye but a little older.  Then this guy in the elevator said there are alot of peruvians living here.
what! fuck that! im UNIQUE.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 08:01:15 PM
Maybe you've been cloned.  All they would need is a sample of your DNA.


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me at the pool
Holy shit, you have Prince Adam and Moe Howard's barber.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 10, 2006, 08:02:13 PM
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Kary is half People Del Diablos (cuban) right?
Her parents a Puerto Rican, which means they don't eat Guinea Pig, Penguins, harbour Nazis, and change governments when a new type of firearm is introduced.
Exactly, but instead they eat trash. cause you know, you are what you eat.
So you're shit then? Cuz we all saw the Schieze video. Nazis love that.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2006, 09:42:14 AM
The reason you are defending them is because a) you like to alienate and you think you are one of them, or B) only cause you are fucking one of them.
either way, i wouldn't be too proud to say it out loud if i was you.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 11, 2006, 10:02:37 AM
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Maybe you've been cloned.  All they would need is a sample of your DNA.
If the cloned looked old than doesn't it stand to reason that she's the clone?
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 11, 2006, 01:55:36 PM
I thought it was from inbreeding. Peru is the Tennessee of South America.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2006, 04:03:39 PM
so you are from tennessee, huh?  i should have known that.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 11, 2006, 05:39:55 PM
No, but you are, well the inbreeding capital.

It gets lonely in those mountains... too lonely. C'Mere Llama or Mama.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 11, 2006, 06:39:02 PM
as always, you are talking shit.  
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 11, 2006, 07:12:54 PM
But you eat it.

I'd rather it come out of my mouth than be spread over me like cream cheese.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2006, 01:22:00 AM
So... someone's a... bagel?
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 10:19:28 AM
In schieze pr0n, always. Smearing means something totally different, though.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 12, 2006, 12:11:12 PM
Why the hell do we have to assiciate the German word with teh crap pr0n, damnit!  Not all Germans are into crapping on people!
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Fiero on Mar 12, 2006, 01:50:52 PM
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Why the hell do we have to assiciate the German word with teh crap pr0n, damnit!  Not all Germans are into crapping on people!
Just the cool ones, right?  I don't like the idea of watching someone get crapped on.  But I did see a video of a girl crapping on the concrete patio once that turned me on.  Her nipples were fucking awesome.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 12, 2006, 02:19:34 PM
Would they not have been just as awesome without the feces?

I think feces and urine related fetishes are the only ones I don't really get. I assume most such pr0n online is there for shock value and not actually for people who are into it... or at least I will feel that way until I get crapped on in a sexual sense and enjoy it...
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 03:30:55 PM
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Would they not have been just as awesome without the feces?

I think feces and urine related fetishes are the only ones I don't really get. I assume most such pr0n online is there for shock value and not actually for people who are into it... or at least I will feel that way until I get crapped on in a sexual sense and enjoy it...
I don't get Guro either.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 12, 2006, 04:05:29 PM
OKay... maybe I didnt' think of it too much before I posted.  I don't get... sex with dead people, kids, feces and fatties.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 04:38:40 PM
SLICE EM UP AND FUCK THE STOMACH!
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 12, 2006, 05:18:19 PM
whoever wins this contest of wills shall have the privelige of yours truly taking a dump on their chest whilst I sing the theme from ghost busters!
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 06:37:51 PM
I conceed, Peru is great.

Enjoy.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Bernie AKA on Mar 14, 2006, 11:37:54 AM
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I don't get... sex with dead people, kids, feces and fatties.

There's also the popular lactation and amputee markets. :x
 
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 14, 2006, 01:04:31 PM
I dont' get the amputee thing...
Title: Scholarships
Post by: IDE on Mar 14, 2006, 02:44:55 PM
imagine a chick with no legs on top of you using her arms to spin herself around.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: Bernie on Mar 14, 2006, 02:52:10 PM
Since I didn't pick up the magazine, I have no idea if they got that inventive.  The cover was all about smooth, silky stumps.  :P  
Title: Scholarships
Post by: tomduo on Mar 14, 2006, 04:07:58 PM
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imagine a chick with no legs on top of you using her arms to spin herself around.
I do sometimes... spinners. Mmmmm.
Title: Scholarships
Post by: The D on Mar 15, 2006, 07:06:22 PM
Ridin' Spinnaz (http://ninjahentaispinnaz.ytmnd.com/)
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Post by: IDE on Mar 15, 2006, 07:55:42 PM
i have that movie