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General Garbage => Tropical Paradise of Hard Shelled Fruits => Topic started by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2006, 05:19:52 PM

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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2006, 05:19:52 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/03/07/reeve.obit/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/03/07/reeve.obit/index.html)

and she was a non-smoker! so next time any of you tell me "smoking causes cancer", im gonna say "fuck youuuu!" HAAH!
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 07, 2006, 06:49:13 PM: He was. Second hand smoke is a bitch.
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Post by: Max Con on Mar 07, 2006, 07:07:49 PM: ^Yeah.

Both second hand smoke and plain old smoking will kill you. That's a fact.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2006, 07:32:19 PM: my main point here is : you are screwed anyways haha! suck it up! :smokes:
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Post by: Max Con on Mar 07, 2006, 07:44:43 PM: I punch people who smoke around me in the back of the head.

True story.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 07, 2006, 07:53:30 PM: o_O; So you're actually claiming that there's no link between smoking and lung cancer? I mean really this is the stance you want to take? There are fish with more medical sense than you... in their balls.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 07, 2006, 08:19:28 PM: Have I said that? Good lord, read it again.
fuck some people just want to fight.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 07, 2006, 08:28:28 PM: Boobies!
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Post by: Sam on Mar 07, 2006, 10:28:31 PM: You seem to be far *more* screwed if you smoke.

I can get hit by a car if I'm walking down the middle of the street at night. I can also get hit by a car if I'm walking on the sidewalk at night. The possibility of the latter doesn't make the former a better fucking idea.
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Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Mar 07, 2006, 10:42:01 PM: Yeeeeeah. Faye, this wasn't a really smart thread by you, in all honesty.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 07, 2006, 11:36:09 PM: Quote
Have I said that? Good lord, read it again.
fuck some people just want to fight.
Yes you said that:
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so next time any of you tell me "smoking causes cancer", im gonna say "fuck youuuu!" HAAH!

You're accusing me of trying to get into it? You come in basically saying "you stupid bitches smoking doesn't cause cancer and here's proof! Please argue with me" and when I call you on being retarded I'm the one trying to start something? Don't be a stupid ignorant idiot and I won't treat you like it. Talk like this and I'm gonna call you out.
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Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Mar 08, 2006, 08:33:00 AM: My grandfather started smoking regularly in his early teens (he told me his first one was at age 12), and he lived to be 92. And his death was unrelated to nicotine. One of his doctors told him several years before his death that he HAD to get off cigarettes. He asked the doctor if he could guarantee him living any longer if he did. And when he did die a few years later, his lungs were clean.

So while I recognize that smoking isn't good for people in general, there are always exceptions to every rule. And my grandmother lived with a smoker for sixty years and never had respiratory problems during that period. And neither did my mother or her siblings. Not the optimum lifestyle for continued health, but it's not a guarantee of lung cancer.

All that said, smoking cigarettes or pipes or whatever is a bad habit that no one should maintain. They smell filthy, they make everything in your house stink like them, and you look like a fool doing it. It doesn't carry the air of sophistication like it used to, just the stench of choking.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 08, 2006, 10:00:23 AM: I can't stnad cigarrette or cigar smoke, but I actually find pipe tobacco smoke fairly pleasent.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 08, 2006, 10:16:16 AM: Quote

You're accusing me of trying to get into it? You come in basically saying "you stupid bitches smoking doesn't cause cancer and here's proof! Please argue with me" and when I call you on being retarded I'm the one trying to start something? Don't be a stupid ignorant idiot and I won't treat you like it. Talk like this and I'm gonna call you out.
OMG did I say that??
Goooodd, you are so dumb it makes me wanna cry :(
I'm not gonna argue with you ooor anyone else here about my post. Think whatever you want about it. You can also think whatever the fuck you want about me, I don't give a shit :)
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Post by: Rama on Mar 08, 2006, 10:35:56 AM: Quote
I can't stnad cigarrette or cigar smoke, but I actually find pipe tobacco smoke fairly pleasent.
Ditto.
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 08, 2006, 10:45:34 AM: whaat??? are you talking about the one you chew and spit???
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Post by: Bernie on Mar 08, 2006, 01:10:16 PM: Third vote for pipe tobacco. Eddie's blend is Highland Whiskey. :)

Faye, the tobacco we're talking about is smoked in a pipe. It comes in an infinite variety of blends from very mild to strong, but the leaves are processed and aged differently from cigarettes or cigars and smell much better. I don't think I'd care to get close enough to someone using chewing tobacco to smell it. :P
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 08, 2006, 01:31:11 PM: Pipe tobacco is dreamy.

I still prefer Mary Jane, though.
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Post by: The D on Mar 08, 2006, 03:58:52 PM: Quote
Yeeeeeah. Faye, this wasn't a really smart thread by you, in all honesty.
Is any thread by her smart?
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 08, 2006, 06:39:05 PM: look WHO is talking
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 08, 2006, 07:07:22 PM: Your both idiots, ok?
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Post by: IDE on Mar 08, 2006, 07:48:13 PM: prepare to be mounted!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 08, 2006, 08:27:19 PM: Quote
Your both idiots, ok?
the same answer i gave D goes to you
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 08, 2006, 09:47:18 PM: 35 for mouth, 60 for ass?
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Post by: IDE on Mar 09, 2006, 01:17:06 AM: I'll have one of everything!
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Post by: Faye Valentine on Mar 09, 2006, 07:12:12 AM: Quote
35 for mouth, 60 for ass?
I don't know, what does your girls charge?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2006, 11:22:33 AM: Hold on, hold on, let me write this down. "Pipe tobacco... dreamy..."
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 09, 2006, 11:45:43 AM: Go to a store that sells it, and smell the package. Most smell awesome.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 09, 2006, 11:53:30 AM: Quote
Your both idiots, ok?
I always love the irony when statements like that have errors.
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Post by: Bernie on Mar 09, 2006, 12:25:09 PM: :lol:
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 09, 2006, 03:03:59 PM: LMAO, didn't notice it.

I am teh suck.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 09, 2006, 05:00:14 PM: Going rate around here is about 80$ for oral and 120$ for full on intercourse. This varies slightly to things like 75$ and 125$ but for a standard low end whore house covering as a strip club that seems to be the way to go. But that's Canadian so take off like... 10 to 15$ from that.
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Post by: The D on Mar 09, 2006, 05:38:22 PM: I'm trying to figure out how aDamn knows this.

Also, I just noticed my avatar and title, which I didn't put together on purpose.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 09, 2006, 06:43:46 PM: What is the slang for getting an oral and intercourse package deal?
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 09, 2006, 08:08:51 PM: Quote
What is the slang for getting an oral and intercourse package deal?
A really good time?
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 09, 2006, 11:56:21 PM: "Quarter pounder with cheese."
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Post by: Rama on Mar 10, 2006, 08:56:54 AM: Well that explains my strange trip to McDonalds last week....and why it cost me so much.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 10, 2006, 12:36:48 PM: Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 10, 2006, 12:37:18 PM: Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.
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Post by: Chopper Face 69 on Mar 10, 2006, 02:56:47 PM: Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.
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Post by: Sam on Mar 10, 2006, 03:44:44 PM: Alabaster Jones should be allowed to run a McDonalds.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 10, 2006, 04:36:29 PM: Alabaster Jones should not be allowed to run a McDonalds.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 10, 2006, 04:50:05 PM: Allibaster Jones could have fun with McGonical.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 10, 2006, 05:49:08 PM: McGonagall?
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 10, 2006, 08:02:53 PM: Alabaster Jones should be allowed to run a McDonalds.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2006, 01:20:12 AM: With McGonagall!
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Post by: tomduo on Mar 12, 2006, 10:18:41 AM: Hawt.
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Post by: Fiero on Mar 12, 2006, 01:48:53 PM: That third page made my cry. Fucking shit man. I love this place.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2006, 03:32:25 PM: Almost as much as I love McGonagall.
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Post by: gwynn on Mar 12, 2006, 04:31:32 PM: I smoked a fat cigar on newyears.
They sometimes smell nice and so do cloves to an extent.
My grand pappy smoked out of pipes, after he died I wanted to steal some of them cause smelling them reminded me of him, but my grandma threw them out.
She also got rid of his porno collection and huge jars of pennies from like 1920 and on.
The bitch.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 12, 2006, 11:26:37 PM: Why would she get rid of the pennies? Did she at least find a Coinstar or somethin'?
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Post by: IDE on Mar 12, 2006, 11:29:26 PM: I downloaded some black and white pr0n that was supposedly made in the 50s (maybe earlier, it's a silent film), they tried to have some sort of silent plot too. It was like "oh we're rolling dice. You lost now you gotta sleep with me! 23 skidoo!"
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 13, 2006, 01:27:34 PM: Did it have that kooky silent film music in the background?
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Post by: gwynn on Mar 13, 2006, 03:31:32 PM: Did coinstar exist in 1992?
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 13, 2006, 03:47:44 PM: Banks did.
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Post by: IDE on Mar 13, 2006, 04:39:07 PM: Quote
Did it have that kooky silent film music in the background?
No but if I knew how to add it I totally would.
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Post by: Rama on Mar 14, 2006, 12:44:30 AM: And constant cuts to dialogue boxes? You got to have those. It'd be funny to see one with "Ohhhhh yeah, put it in my ass." on it.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2006, 05:40:02 PM: And then at the end, a guy in a tophat with a moustache can tie them both to the traintracks.
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 14, 2006, 08:08:12 PM: Where they can do kinky things with their squished limbs after the train runs over them.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 14, 2006, 08:24:09 PM: Sorry, sorry. The correct answer was "and then he can fuck them". "And then he can fuck them."
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 14, 2006, 10:08:36 PM: They could have a squishy threesome!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2006, 04:56:48 PM: Foursome, dear. Foursome.
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Post by: Bitch on Mar 15, 2006, 07:38:39 PM: If Thomas's friends come along, you could have a kinky train orgy!
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 15, 2006, 08:43:05 PM: Imagine the deafing sounds of train whistles in carnal glee....
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Post by: Rama on Mar 16, 2006, 12:40:49 AM: I would imagine all the whistles would be properly clogged if this is a proper orgy. Every whistle filled and all that jazz.
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Post by: B E C K on Mar 16, 2006, 12:48:58 AM: There's no room for whistles in a Thomas the Tank Engine Daisy Chain.