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Title: Spiderman
Post by: The D on Feb 27, 2006, 10:17:51 PM
In 2002... there was the first


In 2004...there was 2



And now, in 2006...er 2007.... There is

3 (http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/)
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 27, 2006, 10:23:21 PM
Spidemo
Title: Spiderman
Post by: B E C K on Feb 27, 2006, 10:34:13 PM
What-eva!  Same deal as with 2, I'll go if someone pays for me.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2006, 10:36:10 PM
Harry is sooooo hot! that actor plays James Dean too...hmmm...
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 27, 2006, 10:42:31 PM
I'll pay for you but be forewarned I'm definitely gonna pull this (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=popcorn+trick).
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2006, 10:45:01 PM
ok but it only works if your dick is long enough.
 
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 27, 2006, 11:03:11 PM
How long does it have to be? (http://www.neo-tech.com/penis/)
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 27, 2006, 11:04:25 PM
6 1/4''
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 27, 2006, 11:08:11 PM
7" at least.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: spooie on Feb 27, 2006, 11:38:52 PM
Wait a minute... that... That's not melted butter!!!!!!

 :x  
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Rama on Feb 28, 2006, 02:38:29 AM
Apparently that is suppose to be his "Black Costume" or at least that's the fan boy rabble going around.....Just looks like a black and white picture to me.  
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 03:31:19 AM
I wonder how they're gonna create venom...did ultimate venom's suit start off as a cure for cancer or some shit?
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Rama on Feb 28, 2006, 03:34:57 AM
Ummmmmm.....I think it was something like that. Like Eddie Brock and Peter's fathers worked on it together and Peter found it after he became Spider-Man. At least that's what I gathered when I played "Ultimate Spider-Man" on my Xbox.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Feb 28, 2006, 10:56:10 AM
They're killing off Mary Jane, so Spidey'll be in mourning until he starts sparking with Gwen Stacey (played by Ron Howard's daughter).
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 02:48:42 PM
All I want are lots of evil sharp teeth and the crazy tongue (take note ladies).  If you want to throw topher grace's skinny ass in the suit that's fine.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 04:50:55 PM
...The Director's said countless time Venom won't be showing up, only Eddie Brock is. The villans will be the Lizard and Sandman.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2006, 05:07:15 PM
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They're killing off Mary Jane, so Spidey'll be in mourning until he starts sparking with Gwen Stacey (played by Ron Howard's daughter).
I KNEW the bitch was supposed to die any time soon!
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 05:10:00 PM
Sounds like a rumor.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2006, 05:12:53 PM
There almost too many rumors going around...  Most likely, we'll know by the time X3 comes out.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 05:18:30 PM
Yeah. They said Gwen is playing in a love triangle, so I doubt they'd kill MJ off. The director said before that Eddie Brock is in the film, but not as Venom several times.

I think the black costume spiderman is either just a teaser to the fans, or it's a foreshadow of Gwen's death since it looks kinda like is against a bridge. Plus, the Venom costume wasn't just an all black of the red and blue, but a different costume entirely.

Venom could be that Eddie Brock is either a mutant, or he too gets radio active spider bite, just mutates differently. I see that more than aliens or the ultimate explanation.

Harry as Green, Sandman, and possibly Lizard. (They said 2 and a half).
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2006, 05:22:26 PM
My guess is that they're going to borrow the Venom origin right from the Ultimate storyline.  They'll see it as a quick, easy way to explain it and the Parker's disappearance.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 06:39:48 PM
I doubt that, the movies haven't ever borrowed from the Utimates. If so, Colosus would be gay, Peter would have dumped Mary Jane, and Galactus would be a cockaroach.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Faye Valentine on Feb 28, 2006, 06:59:37 PM
WAIT ok now I'm confused! Who is Gwen and why did she dies?
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 07:38:58 PM
She did dies by the following way:

Original universe, she's Spidey's first real love. The Green Goblin finds this out, and like the movies, kidnaps her to the Brooklyn bridge, holding her hostage. Except, unlike the movie, Goblin throws her and spidey tries to save her, but in webbing her leg, her body twisted and her neck snapped and her body hit the bridge, killing her. This... lead to many bad things.

In the Ultimate, she got hosed. The best character in it, and she was killed in such a gay way, I won't even mention it.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 09:16:31 PM
The only way to answer why did she dies is to understand how'd I shot web.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: B E C K on Feb 28, 2006, 09:18:56 PM
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Harry as Green, Sandman, and possibly Lizard. (They said 2 and a half).
Couldn't the half also be Spider-man himself?  Like if the costume is the symbiote one?
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 09:24:04 PM
I see topher as possibly being a colleague of peter's who discovers who he is and parker confides in him how it came to happen and then topher deliberately re-enacts the process but something goes horribly wrong...
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 09:40:33 PM
Yeah, I see that happening too. Possibly a student.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Extra Zero on Feb 28, 2006, 09:52:39 PM
His IMDB Page. (http://imdb.com/name/nm0333410/)

Looking at his current headshot, I can see him as Eddie Brock...
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 10:14:52 PM
Judging from looking at myself naked in the mirror I can see me as Eddie Brock.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: B E C K on Feb 28, 2006, 10:27:57 PM
Eddie Cock.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Feb 28, 2006, 10:32:21 PM
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Judging from looking at myself naked in the mirror I can see me as Eddie Brock.
That was so gay, Phage should be here soon.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: IDE on Feb 28, 2006, 10:55:19 PM
well if that statement won't draw him out this picture of me banging a stuffed animal certainly will...

(http://pix.bangme.net/userphotos/album/795981.jpg)
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 03:04:40 AM
That might bring out Toe as well.

"Just rip'em open and go at it."  
Title: Spiderman
Post by: tomduo on Mar 01, 2006, 08:53:29 AM
He reminds me of the Nazi who raped Edward Norton.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: Rama on Mar 01, 2006, 09:05:35 AM
Where is Phage...with all this man candy and talk of anal sex I thought he would show by now.
Title: Spiderman
Post by: The D on Mar 01, 2006, 04:30:29 PM
Cockblockers? (http://imdb.com/title/tt0488097/)